Afternoon Crumbs

Thanks to Beyonce’s under-titty action and body chain, GQ is giving us a double dose of sophistication on their new cover – Just Jared

Brad Pitt’s billy goat beard is making a comeback – Lainey Gossip

Remember when Nicole Trunfio hosted Make Me A Supermodel? Yeah, me neither – Hollywood Tuna 

The Silver Fox yells at a lady for stuffing a banana peel in a box and yes, that’s a euphemism, I’m sure – Towleroad

Expect Michael Lohan to “leak” another phone conversation with his daughter, because how else do you think he’s going to pay a lawyer to sue White Oprah for telling the truth for once? – The Superficial 

Why is New You Magazine calling Pete Burns “Courteney Cox“? – Celebitchy

Hilary Duff shows us the weirdest way to 69 – Drunken Stepfather 

…..and yet not one picture of Frank Ocean’s nipples – The Berry 

Mark this day, the paparazzi take a picture of Taylor Swift and she’s not holding the hand of some white teenage celebrity boy – Popoholic

Just because Jennifer Aniston cuts all of the yarn locks on her Cabbage Patch Kid’s head doesn’t mean Jimmy Kimmel should let her cut his hair – Popsugar

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber aren’t scissoring anymore – IDLYITW

Lane Armstrong will open up about being a dopehead to Oprah – ICYDK

Mimi and Nicki Minaj keep the shade-a-thon going – Popbytes

Space Station Hair IS the look – Videogum

Miss USA America 1964 (or whatever her year was) from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is not being Gone with the Wind fabulous by pretending that her fake relationship wasn’t just a stunt – Crunk + Disorderly

Hilary Banks definitely wore this outfit on season 1 of Fresh Prince and she’s not going to be happy that her little sister stole it from her – Moe Jackson 

Katy Perry goes SANS FARDS in Hawaii – Cityrag

Kate Upton is a plushie’s wet dream in Elle France – Celebslam

The Texas T-Rex is gaining weight, which means that he has finally reunited with his bong – I’m Not Obsessed