Would You Hit It?

January 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Wilmer Vlderrama checking in with his comrade PedoBear to see if any new fresh meat has strolled out of the Disney studio. Wilmer stuffed his self-proclaimed 8-inch meat snake into some swim shorts to sashay around the beach in Miami yesterday. To answer my own headline, no, I would not hit that. Slap Wilmer’s crotch sausage on a bed of chocolate nachos and I still wouldn’t hit it. I’m crazy and neurotic enough. Wilmer’s extra long cachito dick makes hos go crazy. Exhibit A and B: Lindsay Lohan and Demi Lovato. Wilmer sticks the tip in, and years later you’re gargling on Charlie Sheen’s soggy fish balls for a check.

Wilmer’s dick is the gateway to Crazy Town. Just….no.


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