Tuesday, January 8th 2013
Would You Hit It?
Here's Wilmer Vlderrama checking in with his comrade PedoBear to see if any new fresh meat has strolled out of the Disney studio. Wilmer stuffed his self-proclaimed 8-inch meat snake into some swim shorts to sashay around the beach in Miami yesterday. To answer my own headline, no, I would not hit that. Slap Wilmer's crotch sausage on a bed of chocolate nachos and I still wouldn't hit it. I'm crazy and neurotic enough. Wilmer's extra long cachito dick makes hos go crazy. Exhibit A and B: Lindsay Lohan and Demi Lovato. Wilmer sticks the tip in, and years later you're gargling on Charlie Sheen's soggy fish balls for a check.
Wilmer's dick is the gateway to Crazy Town. Just....no.
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Hit it with my car a few dozen times, then burn the car b/c it would be too unclean to salvage.
I dunno WTF these celebs see in this douche other than more drugs to stuff up their noses.
i would hit it with the sex offender registry. that he voices a children's cartoon character is heebie inducing.
Okay, I'm going to catch shit for this, but I like Wilmer. I wouldn't hit it, but I like him. And if he's so gross, how come all the girls he dates are "normal" when they're with him and then hit the skids when they break up??
Ten years ago, yes, I would have. Now? This motherfucker is a ASS. He thinks he is ALL that, so NO, he skeeves me out.
meh.
id probably hit it , then hateth myself cometh the dawn, bearing in mind that nice trade of his has been inserted in every skanks orfice from here to til tomorrow..
haha.. Go Wilmer , give us thong LOL..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
A big fuck no to that question
Since you like playing games with kids why don't you just go play hide and go fuck yourself!
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I'd hit it with an 18 wheeler.
At a quick glance I thought Drake got a nose job.
Nooooo. He looks like he smells like eau de douche by Ed Hardy.
But I would fuck Neil Patrick Harris because he's versatile and does other things and earned his keep as an entertainer.
Nope! I wouldn't do annnnnyyyyoooonnne on That 70's Show or almost any other sitcom for that matter. There's nothing less sexy than a person who works 4 hours a day on a cheap show with shitty writing that resonates with a bunch of morons who have no taste...then MAKES BANK.
Nope. Unless he spoke to me in his Fez voice. Then maybe.
He's a narcissistic creep, so nope. I'm not THAT desperate YET.
Nope.
MK, he has a peen and you would not hit it? This surprises me.
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Gross on toast! Good thing Rover from The Prisoner is sneaking up from behind to clean up this mess.
Demi was plenty crazy before started fucking this pedo.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:33pm.
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I don't think he really would. Just a little jokey.
At least I didn't say 29. That would have been over the line.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Jeanneee, I wanted to say 34 but I didnt want to think that this perv would diddle around with a 14 year old. *shivers*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 6:23pm.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Yes, with a rusty nail
Submitted by Flowbie on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 7:44pm.
I remember him bragging about fucking some girl on a picnic table in a park.
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Was his name Kevin? *red face*
He reminds me of a Mexican guy who was in my 9th grade art class. He was always talking about how many girls he fucked and he hit on me a lot. I remember him bragging about fucking some girl on a picnic table in a park. He also grabbed one of my nipples one day. Ew!
this guy should be required to register as a sex offender.
Come at me bitch!
Ick. Blech. NO.
Not with his mother's cootch.
Nope
Submitted by snowpiece: "I used to find him attractive till I found out what a douche he is!"
Me too. Now I know what kind of really creepy jerk he is, NO WAY.
Geez, Michael, I can't remember the last time you said "no" to a would you hit it.
i'm totally with you on this one.
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I think he's good looking but he's got a bad reputation. So I most likely would not hit it.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:39pm.
Well, he was on that show about the guy who was in the car accident with his family and he lived 1 life with his son surviving and 1 life with his wife surviving and he didn't know which was real. It was actually a really good show....
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Jeanneee, you're 36?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He is below average for Miami. I could introduce you to some papi chulos that would make you slap your mother.
No thank you!
He's a bad guy and not in a sexy way at all. More like registered sex offender creep.
I read PedoBear as Spanish for Fart Bear...lol... Then I read the rest of the sentence and thought....ewwwwwwww!
Either way he is stanky.
Lol, I always think "pedo" means "fart", too!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Yes, I'd hit it...I hate myself for it but he was damn hot in the Sexy and I Know It video
Yes, in the nuts.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
yes, but just the tip
Totally.
If I weren't 20 years too old for him to get it up for, that is.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
I'm such a slag I generally say Yes-----but on this I have to say NO. That hairless body is a real turnoff.
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Yes, with a forklift, and then I'd back up and hit him again, over and over and over.
Mike- he's the voice of Handy Manny the cartoon character.
And no, would not hit it. I don't think he's interested in women over 18.
How is this fucker still getting press? Has he done anything since That (shitty) '70s Show?
With a jellyfish on the end of a 2x4, sure.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I always think "Wilmer Flintstone". And yes I know it's Wilma.
Oh yeah - NO, would not hit