Would You Hit It?
Here's Wilmer Vlderrama checking in with his comrade PedoBear to see if any new fresh meat has strolled out of the Disney studio. Wilmer stuffed his self-proclaimed 8-inch meat snake into some swim shorts to sashay around the beach in Miami yesterday. To answer my own headline, no, I would not hit that. Slap Wilmer's crotch sausage on a bed of chocolate nachos and I still wouldn't hit it. I'm crazy and neurotic enough. Wilmer's extra long cachito dick makes hos go crazy. Exhibit A and B: Lindsay Lohan and Demi Lovato. Wilmer sticks the tip in, and years later you're gargling on Charlie Sheen's soggy fish balls for a check.
Wilmer's dick is the gateway to Crazy Town. Just....no.