Starting next week, American Idol is trying it again and we’ll all get to see the scripted drama between Mimi and Nicki Minaj play out as Ryan Gaycrest cries over what he’s become into a custom-made silicone mold of Simon Cowell’s tits. To promote the #1 scripted telenovela on network TV, Mimi did an interview with her VERY good friend (so says Babawaawaawwa a million times over) Barbara Walters and of course the subject of her bitch brawl with the Fraggle Rock refugee came up. Skip to the 3 minute mark to see these freshly polished diamonds provided by Mimi and Barbara:
1. Barbara saying “I’m quick to check a bitch if she is out of line” when talking about a song Nicki Minaj did about American Idol. That line is totally going to be the title for Barbara Walter’s upcoming tell-all about what it’s like working with Elisabeth Hasselcrack.
2. When Barbara asks Mimi if she’s the bitch Nicki is singing about, the not-so-cowardly lioness gently yanks a bitch’s wig by responding with, “I didn’t know she sang. I thought she rapped, or whatever.” YAASSS! That is Mimi’s second greatest act of sheer bitchery behind her classic “Que Es A JLo?” moment.
3. Mimi calling American Idol a “classic, classy show.” Mimi is spot-on with that description, but AI’s title as the classiest show on television is all thanks to Rhonetta.
You know what’s REALLY classic? This shade throwing moment from Mimi. Add it to the pile.