The Time A Magic Mike Extra Tried To Finger Matthew McConaughey's Ass
At The New York City Film Circle Awards, Steven Soderbergh told Vanity Fair (via HuffPo) about the Magic Mike extra who obviously didn't get the memo that finger fucking anybody in the culito without permission is not appropriate ever ("Says who?" - John Travolta). Steven says that while filming a scene (I'm guessing this scene), one extra got a little McConaughey butt syrup on her nail when she tried to give him an impromptu prostate exam.
"While we were shooting Matthew's script sequence, one very impassioned woman extra pulled his G-string off and tried to stick her finger up his butt. And when I remembered that, I thought, You know, where I come from, you stand up for a guy who brings that kind of game to your movie."
Where in the hell does Steven Soderbergh come from? Finger Fuck Town? Can I get the exact GPS coordinates, please. It's for research!
When Vanity Fair asked the Texas T-Rex about getting anally molested, he sort of laughed it off and said that he didn't think she was trying to poke through his skin blossom:
"I don't think she was trying to stick her finger up my butt. She was trying to put it somewhere, though, and you got it on film. It worked out."
If you read me that quote and didn't tell me it came from the Texas T-Rex's mouth and told me that Grant Bowler said it about Lindsay Lohan during the filming of Liz & Dick, I'd totally believe you.
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One of my mothers friends had relations with an "hunky ethnic man who also stars on a crime show" figure it out) she sad it happened while she was on vacation in California, and they met at a bar, the usual, and when they went back to his place, he said he wanted her to lick and finger his butthole. I was cringing originally when I heard this story, but now it's hilarious. Isn't a man's Gspot up his bum though?
I am sooooo catching the next flight to Finger Fuck Town!
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Girls like that?! Huh!
She was probably thinking she could get stoned if she licked his doodie.
GET IT BITCH!!!
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@ persistent I agree! I've already decided not to comment on any more Kardashian posts but I still read everybody's comments. I guess I should cut that out as well :/
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 1:07am.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:58am.
For why did you post this MK?
Although honestly I'd rather read shit like this than anything ever again about any one of the Kardashian's...
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Agreed. The KK post below is at 113 comments so far. As long as those posts get those kinds of comment numbers, they'll never go away. I'm not going to click on them anymore. The less clicks/comments those posts get, the sooner they'll disappear. It's our fault.
The Superficial had a post last week where he wrote that even though everyone screams "no more," the pictures get tons of clicks.
Submitted by sugarmyst on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:23am.
God I can practically smell his armpits from here, YUCK!
yeah, that's all i can think about whenever i see his name. NO. PERSONAL. HYGIENE.
LoCojo....lmao. Funny you mentioned Al Roker.
Kid Tang and I were watching some entertainment news last night, and Al's story came on. My daughter's mouth fell open, and she said "Why in the hell would you announce that to the world??" I think she forgot I was in the room, and was so fascinated by the story that she let the word 'hell' slip out. Haha
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matthew mconahay (i don't give a shit how it's spelled)seriously creeps me out. he is sooooo gross. and you couldn't pay me to see this fucking movie.
God I can practically smell his armpits from here, YUCK!
he probably had an itch he couldn't reach.
Submitted by Snarkley on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 8:20am.
I never have understood the whole fingering thing anyway. Tongue, maybe. Or I might put the tip in. But a finger? What's the point in that?
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I know, right? I hate when guys put their fingers up my butt. Fingers just weren't made for asses, with the sharp nails and what not. Now a huge dick on the other hand, or a tongue. That's a different story.
I never have understood the whole fingering thing anyway. Tongue, maybe. Or I might put the tip in. But a finger? What's the point in that?
LOL at all the comments. You bitches crack me up.
well, the proof is in the panty pudding.
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Submitted by LoCoJo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:43am.
And I've been to that club in Dallas. Not impressed. In fact, the chubby guy wearing a cowboy hat and a thong with a Nike swoosh on the front made me a little sad.
---Lol, yeah, not sure if it's worth the money, and this is not too encouraging.
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I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
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Yesterday we hear about Al Roker shitting himself, tonight we hear about Matty getting surprise fingered by some crazy lady. No more b-hole related posts!
And I've been to that club in Dallas. Not impressed. In fact, the chubby guy wearing a cowboy hat and a thong with a Nike swoosh on the front made me a little sad.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:36am.
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Right Cashew..and the color polish is from Deborah Lippmanns gel limited edition glorious brown.. Nice Nordys catch tho.. :D
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 2:19am.
JUST BECAUSE I was in LA that weekend and that brunette in the back corner happens to be wearing that silver dress I bought at Nordy's last season DOES NOT mean I'm a butthole molester! That stain on my finger is NOT Trex Nutella, okay? It's just...it's just my bulimia! *wretch* see?
Cashew? She who felt it delt it... It was you!!!!!! You wild D listed extra..
Team Soddenlyslippy method actors.. Sheesh....
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Hey MissJane,
There's a bday party that I might go to this week here at a strip club with the initials LB-is that the one you went to? I've been to so many gay bars with men in speedos dancing around me that I don't understand the women's clubs. I find it to be useless that 100 women fight over one guy, when they could go to the gayberhood and get lap dances (half of those dancers are straight anyway). Makes no sense, but I'm thinking I'll go just for the show. I might have to take some ear plugs though :P.
This sounds like the work of a Dlisted ho. Okay, so which one of you was it?
DUDE. I don't even want to stick it up my mahn's ass!
Omg I'm crying laughing
LMAO @ "Where in the hell does Steven Soderbergh come from? Finger Fuck Town?"
Hollywood folks literally say anything to promote a movie.
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Gomez, Even Song
I know I am going to have nightmares...
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Or Steven put him up to it, like the dirrty director that he is. Why would he be directing a bunch of man-hors out of the blue like that. He was up to something. lolol
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He meant for it to happen. The extra didn't surprise him with a little hole touching, she was reaching and he pushed back! He did. Writhing around, hungry ladies screaming, sure "It worked out." lol
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Tojo, where did you find that Hamm picture? He looks like my bf in that shot, and I want to show it to him because I am proud that with stubble and glasses, my boyfriend somewhat resembles one of the best looking men in America. Could you possibly post a link? I would be grateful. :)
Aww poor thing, McConogay is just trying to go the Anne Hathaway route and play victim of his love for the craft all the while hoping that the Academy will take notice. "You see what I did for the role? I let someone stick a finger up my ass! Now I deserve that Oscar, won't you agree?!?? Jake Gyllenhaal really didn't go there"
Poor T- Rex. Not a chance in hell of swatting that finger away. Bet he didn't even graze a tit in the attempt.
You whores have me crying!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:58am.
For why did you post this MK?
Although honestly I'd rather read shit like this than anything ever again about any one of the Kardashian's...
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For why did you post this MK?
Although honestly I'd rather read shit like this than anything ever again about any one of the Kardashian's...
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He was! And so was it! We collectively leaned back on our bar stools when he did a spin around.
Winniwins - that's hilarious. I bet he was skinny - it's always the skinny ones.
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LOL. You deserve a Nobel for all that research so far.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:23am.
EW. Not even for Johnny Depp would I stick my finger up someone's hot, nasty, dirty butthole. No.
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I totally agree but some guys are into it.
LMAO at this post and these jokes. I love butt jokes! (but not joke butt, side eyes Kim K.)
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:07am.
Reminds me of the time in high school when my friend and I went to a male strip club in Dallas to see Randy the Master Blaster perform (they were friends or something). The other women that were there were acting CRAZY - molesting the strippers and trying to kiss them. It was like old ladies in furs gone wild. I wasn't impressed. Men dancing around in speedos - NOT HOT.
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Similar experience. Border town. We hit Canada as soon as we turned 19. Ladies night at this place called Ocean Beach Hotel. All the women ( over 30) were going crazy. We were grossed out but we were 19 and we got 2 for 1 screwdrivers with the $10 cover. This one guy was like 5'3 and his thing wrapped around his waist. No shit.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 12:09am.
I wanna see the extra stick her finger up Matty's bunghole the way he looks now. All moustachey and skinny and porny. Hahaha
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Haha dang that's so wrong.
Team FInger. (But only if they're into it, Surprise Finger is no bueno)
Finger Fuck Town, LOLOLOL!!!
ALL ABOARD! *toot toot*
If I were that extra, I would cut off my finger.