The Time A Magic Mike Extra Tried To Finger Matthew McConaughey's Ass
At The New York City Film Circle Awards, Steven Soderbergh told Vanity Fair (via HuffPo) about the Magic Mike extra who obviously didn't get the memo that finger fucking anybody in the culito without permission is not appropriate ever ("Says who?" - John Travolta). Steven says that while filming a scene (I'm guessing this scene), one extra got a little McConaughey butt syrup on her nail when she tried to give him an impromptu prostate exam.
"While we were shooting Matthew's script sequence, one very impassioned woman extra pulled his G-string off and tried to stick her finger up his butt. And when I remembered that, I thought, You know, where I come from, you stand up for a guy who brings that kind of game to your movie."
Where in the hell does Steven Soderbergh come from? Finger Fuck Town? Can I get the exact GPS coordinates, please. It's for research!
When Vanity Fair asked the Texas T-Rex about getting anally molested, he sort of laughed it off and said that he didn't think she was trying to poke through his skin blossom:
"I don't think she was trying to stick her finger up my butt. She was trying to put it somewhere, though, and you got it on film. It worked out."
If you read me that quote and didn't tell me it came from the Texas T-Rex's mouth and told me that Grant Bowler said it about Lindsay Lohan during the filming of Liz & Dick, I'd totally believe you.