Kanye West Just Has To Keep Basement Baby In The Basement
Kanye Kardashian (née West) played a little game of "One Of These Things Is Not The Other" when he tweeted this "FAM" (real-talk translation: "VOM") picture yesterday of him, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kum Kuntrashian. It's like the Illuminati's version of Mount Rushmore. Speaking of dark-sided acts of evil, to create this FAM portrait of grossness, Kanye had to use the crop tool to crop out one of Beyonce's actual family members. Here's the original picture:

Yes, bitch used Photoshop to erase Basement Baby's existence. Poor Basement Baby. When BB's weak from only eating a diet of moth balls and insulation foam, and has finally reached the top basement stair after using all of her strength to crawl up there, the only person she had to worry about opening the door to push her back down was Beyonce. But now Basement Baby has to worry about Kanye West kicking her back down too. Fuck Kanye for cropping the wrong trick out. Kanye should've kropped that skank Kim out instead. I mean, Kim has a place at the adult table and Solange still has to sit at the children's table? This is colder than the time Tina Knowles had to wrap up one of Beyonce's old wigs because she forgot to get BB a present for Christmas.
And speaking of grossness, TMZ has pictures of the $11 million house that Kanye and Kim bought in Bel Air. They're spending even more millions on turning the 10,000 square foot house into a 14,000 square foot Italian-style villa. The extra 4,000 feet is to house Kim's ass and both of their egos.
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They do all sort of weirdly resemble each other. And NOOO its not because I'm racist!
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!!
I laughed SO hard while reading this!
Kanye didn't surprise me with his snub of Solonge. The world only evolves around him and the chosen few within it.
Now I am missing Donde. She would have snapped his ass back to reality.
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:18pm.
I wonder if Beyotche is wearing her L'Oreal color matching makeup for women of Native American, African American and French heritage. Stupid trick.
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This is why I can't stand this bitch. My family is from Louisiana from way back. In fact, my generation was the first not born there. My paternal grandfather was French. My maternal grandfather was half Chitimacha and half black. My dad's mother was also black and native. Dad's family is originally from New Orleans; mom's fam is from Cain River. However, most of my family is darker than a brown paper bag, so they weren't let into polite Creole society. What Bitchonce fails to realize is that in the South, if you weren't white, Anglo Saxon, you were colored. Period. All your native, French, Jewish, Italian, Chinese, non-white heritage meant nothing as far as the law was concerned. You had to drink from the colored fountain, go to the back door, sit in the colored secrion, and go to colored schools like all the other coloreds.
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Idk where you got that from, that's not entirely true, my relatives, and I personally are from and still live in LA, and there was another option on the birth certificate. I forgot the name, but it wasn't white, black or even "indian" I forgot the specific name they used because it was more along what they would feel to be a racial slur now along with being called a Sabine. Also, as far as schools go, it wasn't segregated in to just white or black. They also had a school for Native Americans, I would know because my grandfather, his brothers and sisters and cousins all had to attend it. At one point there wasn't even schools for them, they were taught at missionaries.
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:02pm.
EDIT: by the way, I can't tell if you're referring to East Indians or calling Native Americans "Indians". This isn't 1492 y'know, there is a difference, esp considering I have ancestors from both of those ethnicities.
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A lot of Native Americans still refer to themselves as Indians or Native Indians.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
The real issue here is that these people are just UGLY on the inside - full of evil. They are insecure and realize that the money and fame can all be just temporary. They sold out a very long time ago.
I could care less what color these people are, or where they are from. What matters here is their character. Quite frankly, their personalities and individual characters SUCK. Nothing more to say on this matter.
footnote: how many times can you spin Lamborghini Merci before you are like, OK, I GOT IT! TIME TO MOVE ON!
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Heineken!?! Fuck That Shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
gayfish has to be hung like a horse, I just don't get the attraction...
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
"Heineken!?! Fuck That Shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
I see what you're trying to do there, 'Nye. GOOP and Chris Martin are not amused.
The Kartrashians have no idea what they have gotten into by receiving Kanye into their (trashy) fold. He already went "rogue" by announcing the pregnancy ahead of what I am sure was going to be a lucrative exclusive US WEEKLY cover story.
They probably never imagined that they would meet someone more famewhoring than they. And the dude is mentally unstable to boot!
This is only the beginning...
*grabs a giant bag of popcorn and plops onto a comfy chair, wearing an oversized Snuggie*
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Bunch of fake rich douches. Blehh who cares.
Wow, it's like a color spectrum. Light-skinned black woman, medium-skinned black man, dark-skinned black man, and then Armenian-ish floozy.
You guys just need to ignore Cookie Monster. He/she/it is a hate-mongering racist troll. I wouldn't believe anything that comes out of its mouth.
Am I right, Cookie?
misslainey you obviously missed my point. I never hide my heritage nor feel the need to announce it from the rooftops (aka FoxxyBrown and others of her ilk).
The point is that black women get all riled about Beyonce's "whiteness" or non-black parts, but to white folks, she's black.
I remember being at a bar in Boston, mostly white guys drinking beer with me. Beyonce's video came on, and the subject came up about whether she was "hot" or not. The general consensus was ya, she was cute, but still "too black for me", as most of them said.
They all have the same eyes..do they share the same daddy too?
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Submitted by mikidais on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:40pm.
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I want to be excited as well but they strike me as the kind of cold calculating famewhores who'd stick it out even if they couldn't stand each other. Just long enough to produce a special, of course.
"It's like the Illuminati's version of Mount Rushmore." -- lolol
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So excited for the inevitable break-up and subsequent custody fight over the kid.
These are the faces of pure evil.
Kanye is super obsessed with Jay. I hope Beyonce remembers all of her lines from "Obsessed", because it looks like she might have to reenact some scenes from that terrible movie.
I welcome our new baby overlord and look forward to the huge fallout between Kanye and pimp mama Kris. Kanye is a pompous control freak and not on her payroll like Scott Disick and Lamar Odom ( I think that fool made Kris his manager), so the fight over baby Kardashian-West is going to be epic. Kris might have lost her meal ticket.
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@misslainey both of my grandfathers grew up during the Jim Crow era, one from Georgia, the other from Mississsippi, and they both recall horror stories about friends getting lynched, "colored" signs and whatnot. They both 'escaped' to Ohio, and married very very pale light-skinned women. I think they maybe suffered from colorism,but now we have a family full of light, tan, mocha, chocolate, dark chocolate and everything in between, and none of us care about color or hair type. We're such a genetic grab bag that some of us have bright red hair, kinky hair, green eyes, blue eyes, hazel eyes, dark skin, light skin, were all family. It sucks that some people are STILL stuck on which skin color/ hair type is best.
They're still auctioning off the baby-naming rights to the highest bidder: http://hollywoodandswine.com/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-to-sell-namin...
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Y'know, whether you believe in the religious take or the scientific take on evolution the fact is there is only one tree, bush, grass, etc. There are endless variations that exist but only one template.
If mankind is a creation from the same phenomena that created life, and we are, it goes to follow there's only one template from which endless variations have spawned. Mankind is one race with endless variations.
I am not multi-racial, I am a variation of one race. I am multi-ethnic or multi-cultural.
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FFS MK
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:50pm.
Lol, the sad part is they truly are morons. Siddity morons, but morons just the same.
@misslainey, it would have been awsome if your mom had told them "I almost didnt marry your son, because you people are MORONS".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:18pm.
...I am a biracial man...
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Wow. In that one sentence you made men and whatever races you claim to be in hang their heads in shame.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:18pm.
I knew we had a human stain sitch.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:18pm.
I wonder if Beyotche is wearing her L'Oreal color matching makeup for women of Native American, African American and French heritage. Stupid trick.
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This is why I can't stand this bitch. My family is from Louisiana from way back. In fact, my generation was the first not born there. My paternal grandfather was French. My maternal grandfather was half Chitimacha and half black. My dad's mother was also black and native. Dad's family is originally from New Orleans; mom's fam is from Cain River. However, most of my family is darker than a brown paper bag, so they weren't let into polite Creole society. What Bitchonce fails to realize is that in the South, if you weren't white, Anglo Saxon, you were colored. Period. All your native, French, Jewish, Italian, Chinese, non-white heritage meant nothing as far as the law was concerned. You had to drink from the colored fountain, go to the back door, sit in the colored secrion, and go to colored schools like all the other coloreds.
Creole to folks of her ilk means light skin and 'good' hair. Not all Creole people think that way. And to be perfectly honest, Beyonce is really not light skinned. I have some cousins that by all intents and purposes are white (we had some folks on both sides pass), but are proud of their black heritage. Guh, this topic is one of my triggers. I have seen that ugliness up close and personal and I hate it. My mom's side of the family has no color issues (though they will give you light hearted ribbing if you have 'bad' hair). My dad's family is totally color struck. In fact, his family made comments that he should not have married my mom because she is dark and they were worried the kids would come out dark. Which we did. But I am foine, so no problem. Suffice it to say, I am not particularly close to or fond of my dad's family. 'Nother topic for another day.
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@Cookie Monster
Jeez calm down, it's really not that serious. I dislike Beyonce for her shitty personality and shitty music, but I'd never knock her for embracing her race, but it does seem as if she tries to go out of her way to seem special, but who cares, she's fading. And I agreed with you partly on your point, which I'm still in shock about.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:02pm.
@Cookie Monster
What? I'm black and a host of other ethnicities, and no one cares about Beyonce except for her Stans. I'm not gonna even comment on the whole "good hair" debacle cause something tells me you wouldn't understand.
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You don't know my racial background, do you? I am a biracial man, and am speaking only of my experiences. Surrounded by black women in college, they would frequently slam Beyonce for her heritage, saying that she was really "just a black girl". Seems no white people or any other race that I knew cared about her heritage...mostly black women.
I know alot about "good hair"..I have dealt with those issues myself and in my family. I believe acceptance of your hair, skin color, height, weight and many other facets is key to inner happiness.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 7:30pm.
Why does it matter to you what black people think, say or do? You sure are obsessed with us.
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@Cookie Monster
What? I'm black and a host of other ethnicities, and no one cares about Beyonce except for her Stans. I'm not gonna even comment on the whole "good hair" debacle cause something tells me you wouldn't understand. I personally have no problem with people tauting their ethnic origins, if they know about said culture. I agree that some blacks like to claim Ntive American heritage to seem exotic, but there are many instances where it's true, like my case. But since I don't live on a reserve or even have any contact with my Native American kin, I can't identify as that.
EDIT: by the way, I can't tell if you're referring to East Indians or calling Native Americans "Indians". This isn't 1492 y'know, there is a difference, esp considering I have ancestors from both of those ethnicities.
Tardis - the Bubbles scene gets me possibly the most in the finale. I actually appreciate the levity provided by the Basement Baby analogy.
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Wonder why so man black women get in a twist over Beyonce and her racial background. Who gives a flying fuck?? They're always "yea she's black, that Creole-French-Indian b.s. don't fly with me" BUT they're usually the first ones when talking to their friends being all "My hair is good because I'm part Cherokee" or some such other bullshit.
Beyonce was mildly cute in the 90's, she's played out, immature, ghetto acting and arrogant. Not surprising she would attrack Jay Z, Kanye and Kim Trash in her circle.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:10pm.
truth be told, I like Solange's music more than Beyonce's Jay Z's or Kanyes. I don't actually think Jay Z or Kanye are that good at rapping. Kanye does make awesome beats though, he's a great producer but I don't like his voice or flow
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Have you heard her new songs? They are SO good! I recently read a review and they totally slammed her music and and said tha she'll never be better than Beyonce. It's so sad, because Solange found people to work with on her own and doesn't need Beyonce to help her write or record a song with her to have a good song. I was totally SMH at that review. : /
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Solange is the best thing about that picture!
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All Kanye West cares about is being famous. Superficial arse is all he is and other superficial and narcissistic arses is the audience he is working to appeal to now. He's been souled out and his music has been all commercial and sucked for awhile now. Fuck him, all the rest of them and their annoying ass music that I am so very fortunate enough to never hear.
Except for Solange, Basement Baby...you are forever a true Hot Slut.
"One of these things is not like the others" indeed--three of them appear to see something amusing, the fourth looks like she smells a fart.
and he cropped off the "E" as well.
FAME
as far as the make-up thing - it's a real problem, finding decent colors if you are a brown- or olive-skinned woman. really matching skin tone is complicated, and can be expensive. it's like there's a thousand shades of white, and 20 of brown - heaven help you if you don't fit into any of them.
so using BeyBey to market make-up for multiple heritages makes sense. She's still obnoxious, and there is no guarantee that cosmetic companies have really made a commitment to the brown market. Just to the brown dollar.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:56pm.
Kanye, you had a career. You had respect from the industry(fuck taylor swift.) You had good instincts in your beats and lyrics, and most of your songs were instant hits. You were good at what you did. Why settle for a Kardashian? Why submit yourself to the likes of E! and the slum this family comes from, and then give them a new child to shill? When this started, part of me believed it was amends for whatever low you hit after your Ma passed, but now it's past the point of rescue. You are Jay-Z's low-rent cock-sucking stepbrother. Even Michelle Williams is laughing at you now.
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Damn, Triple C, I spit out my drink on my computer reading your post. I luved it!!! And what you said about Kanye's status in Jay-Z "Fuck You All" life was right on the money!!!
99 Problems and Kanye's bitch ain't one of 'em!
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fuck 'em all.
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:23pm.
Heh, this pic is from the 2012 BET Awards, the one where, when Jay won an award he refused to hug KK. Lmao. FAM indeed Kayne. Try harder.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:37pm.
i think she likes Kanye and tolerates Pissy McDumbAss for the sake of her and her husband's friendship with Kanye. secretly looking forward to the inevitable breakup. we've all been there. not hard to understand imo
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exactly. It would be too awkward to try to keep Kim away but she knows one of the two is going to get over it sooner or later.
Heh, this pic is from the 2012 BET Awards, the one where, when Jay won an award he refused to hug KK. Lmao. FAM indeed Kayne. Try harder.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:41pm.
@bambam: sorry "Boogie in Your Butt"
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Oh, that one I know. *takes away the double and gives you back a regular*
re: Beyotche, I have an issue with what seems to be her issues, an accumulation of things she's said. She's brought this up before, unsolicited.
All things being equal, who does one identify with? Tons of women with that heritage, do they have the same skin tone? It seems to me the only pertinent qualifier is product designed (or not) for a specific skin type (i.e. skin with little/no melanin.)
Heritage really just factors into it in identifying the most common skin color. Melanin has it's characteristics but if you've got it, the product needs to deal with the characteristics unique to it, not your heritage.
Isn't it a reasonable assumption that there's millions of women with similar skin tone who aren't of her particular ancestry? That's why I have a problem with her. She's not unique, she's not different.
*steps off soapbox*
ETA: Tardis, me too. I loved that show. Saltydog, I like her music too, it's better than her sister's, IMO.
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PLEASE MK could you PLEASE stop posting the Kardashians, and Kanye? Please. I am sick of them. I am only commenting to ask that you just let TMZ kiss the Kardashians asses 24/7 by posting what they had for breakfast and the color and consistency of their shits. This site will not shut down if it doesn't have a Kardashian/Kanye post daily, weekly, or never-ly. I am sick of seeing how much money they don't deserve, and waste. They are truly disgusting. Other than that, man I love the Dlisted!
Eh, so what. Solange is better than the lot of them.
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