The Hell Is Kim Kartrashian Wearing, Part 1,674,923

This is your up-to-the-second update (that you didn't want or ask for) of Kim Kardashian's ever-growing knocked up body. Although, some konspiracy theorists think Kim is Beyonce-ing it and will cover her body with the best baby pillows that Kanye West's money can buy while a surrogate (SPOILER ALERT: Bruce Jenner, the surrogate is Bruce Jenner) carries the Illuminati's golden child. Whatever the case may be, the smog above France has been infested with the stank scent of fishy dick queefs and bronzer and it's all because Kim and Kanye are in Paris right now for some reason.

Don't ask me why they're there, but Kanye is of course using their daily walks down the ho stroll to display some fugged up shit on Kim's body. I don't even know how to explain that thing. Is it a cape barfing up a jacket? Is it a re-worked Snuggie? Is it a Land's End fleece jacket? Is it a fupa-hiding poncho? The only thing I do know is that it's a wreck and Kanye would've looked better in it. Kanye would've worked that cape thing and put the gay in gay Paree by giving everyone a twirlie show.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:14pm.

They're body language screams business arrangement. She looks like a hairy version of Nosferatu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxlJxDr26mM

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:09pm.

misslainey- he is one of those guys who will be jealous of the attention that baby gets.

Submitted by rook on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:13pm.

She looks like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers. However, I just noticed she is wearing open-toed boots which makes her 10x as scary. Looking at the two of them, apparently money can't buy class nor can it buy fashion sense.

I also one-millionth the plea to ban any future stories of this fool from publication on teh interwebz.

Submitted by chlyn on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:03pm.

Sad that this is going to be the last post until I wake up tomorrow.

I just keep refreshing...refreshing...and that damn photo is still there.

MK, don't go to bed yet; how about posting some eye cleanser like Mirco Bergamasco - kittens - anything?

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:50pm.

Dear Jesus....I may start believing in you if you make Gayfish blow up from sympathy pains and turn Kim into a rolling ball.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:47pm.

They are not 'Gone with the Wind' fabulous.

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Submitted by jenlynxo on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:45pm.

1. They look they hate each other. 2. Someone should tell her that just because her legs got fat doesnt mean she's pregnant.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:40pm.

KumK, lmao hideous! With her money she could hire 20 stylists and she still can't dress to save her life, HAHAHAHA That warms my heart! ;)

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:37pm.

Michael K, it's time to take a stand for the good of the entire intergalactic federation. NO MORE TARDTRASHIAN AND GAY FISH POSTS EVER EVER EVER EVER! Rise to the challenge!

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:35pm.

Too much fabric is not flattering at all.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:35pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:17pm.
She looks like Batman. WTF.
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I was thinking the Penguin (Danny DeVito version). I can picture her riding around in a giant yellow duckie.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:32pm.

I would welcome a moratorium on Kanye and Kartrashcan posts. They're fucking everywhere.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:32pm.

Submitted by cmc311 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:28pm.

No one loves Kanye as much as Kanye loves Kanye. He would never two time with someone else; thus he cannot be affectionate with Kim. She is just the host of his self replicating seed anyway.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:30pm.

He is so clearly not into her.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:28pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:35pm.

Thanks:) In the words of Banarama, it'll be a cruel summer.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:25pm.

She's whorrendous but it's not like no one notices his wrinkly abomination caca pants.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:05pm.

misslainey- 6 more months.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:04pm.

In thumb 8 Gayfish looks slightly Ray-J-ish. Maybe it`s the "almost" underbite. What is with the Nanny McPhee Coat? And they look sooo over the moon!!

Submitted by ellegaunt on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:03pm.

Kanye would have given a twirlie show! Loving that sentence, loving that image.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:02pm.

In the main pic, it looks like she just missed the puddle of French curb pissers. So close, yet so far.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:01pm.

In one week she went from clothes two sizes too small to clothes twice as big as her

Clothes your size - WEAR THEM.

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Submitted by snowball on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:01pm.

She's going to blow up bigger than Jessica Simpson. The best (worst) part is that she'll be biggest during swimsuit season and she won't be able to resist letting it all hang out in a bikini for our viewing pleasure.

Until then, she has to start wearing big coats and untucked shirts so everyone keeps talking about what she wants. Bummer she's not even divorced yet, the skank.

Submitted by cmc311 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:58pm.

I've noticed that Kanye hardly holds her hands when they walk. I'm not saying couples have to do that but Kim is always walking behind Kanye or she's the one holding on to him, he shows no affection towards her. Not that pictures mean anything but it's just something I've noticed.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:57pm.

LMAO...I'm hoping she balloons up to Helga from the Oblongs.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:57pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:24pm.
I love it when the trash bags itself!

Hahaha!! Dracula weeps.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:54pm.

Maybe she thinks she's a super hero? SUPER LATRINE, TO THE RESCUE! If it were white, she'd look like a wadded up snotty tissue which would be more appropriate.

Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:48pm.

I now understand why the French hate us.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:47pm.

She looks like Batman. WTF.

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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:46pm.

When is this damn 'baby' due? I am going to ave to limit my exposure to the Internets from now until the end of time ecause I don't want to hear about Kim's pregnancy, what they're goingto name their spawn or how they spenty eleventy billion dollars on a crib while most of people can barely afford a dolar for Top Ramen. Damn, I'll need to avoid grocery stores, too. Damn you, Kimye. Damn you to heck.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:45pm.

HAHAHAHAHHA! Cannot stop laughing at these foolios and the comments you horz are making.

She looks huge already. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:43pm.

Submitted by She She peritta on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:21pm.
She looks like a stealth bomber.

Heh, she does!

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:30pm.

Hideous as usual

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:27pm.

Satanic shroud for the anti-khrist.

This blob is in Paris. PARIS!!!!!!!!!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Submitted by Vkn1981 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:24pm.

Ok Jesus Christ , please stop with the kimye posts. I will give you my butt virginity.
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Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:27pm.

I'd still wager a paycheck Kanye knocked her up because Amber Rose got preggers and dropped out of the limelight.

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Yep, I'm with you on this bams, however, I'm kinda leaning towards it happening in the lab. I'd bet a month's pay he's gay or bi at the very least.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:16pm.

Is this from the Severus Snape collection?

I find it hilarious that she wore this in Paris. You know everyone was snickering behind their hands at her.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:19pm.

Bingo wings! The better question is why do those 4 assholes on Animal Planet keep going out looking for Khloe at night in the woods? Bobo just needs to wave a big black dick around and that fuckin' yeti will come a runnin'!

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Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:10pm.

I am normally a very nice person, but....when this pregnancy is through I really hope that her ass looks like the saggy, floppy ass of the friend of the youngest kid on The Oblongs. Go ahead, look it up. You know you want to.

submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:55pm.

Either that or she's trying to hide her sagging @ss since she can't get butt injections for the next 6 months.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:10pm.

Duh: they're maternity clothes. Haven't you ever been a mom before?

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Submitted by VaniDadez on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:09pm.

OK so..... I read this blog everyday and I <3 MK. I never left a comment before bc I'm lazy -_- but tonight I just had to vent (since my hubs doesn't give a shit about kuntrashians Inc) and just say: WHY IS THIS BITCH SO EXTRA?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh.

Submitted by Crookedsmile on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:06pm.

and I predict when the spawn is 15 months old
"Kim and Kanye have decided to part ways amicably but will remain good friends and will continue to both be there for the upbringing of (if it's a boy) Kallan Kardashian West (if its a girl) Kallani Kardashian West...blah blah PR crap..god these two are sickening..specifically her.

Submitted by Im the Mary on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:06pm.

They look like they don't even like each other. What man doesn't take his beloved's arm while walking in the street or through a crowd of people? I'm on the she-ain't-pregnant team. I bet her womb is a hostile environment.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:05pm.

Looks like a giant vampire bat only less cute.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 7:58pm.

They're nothing if not predictable.

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