The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 8th!
I've always heard they have to wash off Parisite Hilton the morning after but I never knew it was now a professional sport. - TexnDoc
Apparently Adam didn't get the memo that the circle jerk was moved to next week Tuesday... - Boys for Pele
Brides normally throw bouquets at weddings. Kris Humphries had to throw his balls out. - cs182
They aren't laughing at his dick, they're laughing at the tweezers and magnifying glass. - citizenstrange