Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Brenda Song Away
Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus' love was shuffled off to the glue factory last summer after 2 years of humping, but she hasn't given up on their love and has taken the advice of her riding coach: when you fall off that horse, get back on and keep riding. Tish Cyrus' love child with an undead horse from Red Dead Redemption posted this picture of him and Brenda Song on Instagram (via ONTD) with the note: "I wanna tell the world about u just so they can get jealous."
Jealousy is definitely the emotion we're all feeling toward Brenda Song. I mean, Brenda Song gets to lick on Trace Cyrus' sideburn tattoo and you don't. Brenda Song gets to rub herself on Trace Cyrus' water damage newspaper of a body and you don't. Brenda Song gets to once again spend her holidays sharing a box of Corn Pops with Billy Ray Cyrus while Noah Cyrus pole dances in the corner and you don't. And more importantly, Brenda Song gets to use that electronic dildo/bong thing (that's what it is and don't try to tell me otherwise) in the background of that picture and you don't. That electronic dildo/bong thing is probably the only reason why Brenda Song came back.
Here's Brenda Song looking really excited about being back in the saddle while leaving a gym in L.A. the other day.
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Clearly, this is Brenda's only ticket to "stardom" - how freaking sad! neigh, bleurgh, vaya con dios.
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" Some people like working behind a desk for whatever their personal reasons, who are you to judge them? Especially if you don't want them to judge you."
I agree with you. I got nothing against office work or any honest work. I was just responding specifically to the people who say "those people will never get REAL jobs." Most people whochange their bodies to such an extent don't want that kind of life. The ones that cry discrimination are bogus, too.
Professionally, there is work-appropriate! But personally, everyone should try to hang out sometimes with people who are not their usual crowd. It's fun. I'm a tatted and pierced drug-free black Republican punk chick who spent all last year hanging with 3 Paris Hilton types who called themselves "Blondetourage" and staggered around clubs in stilettos snorting coke. Oh, the wild nights! The stories!
I used to bang a dude with full face tats. He had a tattoo of a Hobart on his arm (restaurant dish washing machine) because ge had resigned himself to being a dishwasher for life. It was funny.
"This world is a whore."
Yuck. She could have anyone she wants. Unless, they consider her taunted because she was with a Cyrus and she had to go back?
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As much as I find ear plugs personally repellant, I have no shits to give re: body modification. I have known some amazing people with face tats, and have encountered vile losers in fancy suits. We don't want office jobs. We freaks feel sorry for those stuck working the office jobs we would never be hired for. Some of us are a little wild, but we're just people, yo.
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I have many wonderful friends covered in tattoos, and with gauged out ears. I myself use to streak my hair purple,blue and all the colors under the sun, even though it's not quite the same thing as it's not permanent and easily remedied. A lot of them work in tat parlors, servers, and the service industry. And that's all fine and dandy, however what I do have an issue with, is the people who ARE tatted up from head to toe and get pissed about discrimination over not being able to have an office job because of their tattoos. It's like excuse me, you made the choice to get that "art" on you, a place of business does NOT have to conform to your style, you have to conform to theirs within reason, and even if they personally don't see an issue with tats, they still have to think about how your appearance will reflect on their business to customers. THEY ARE a business afterall and I don't care what you say, someone with neck/face/sleeved/hands don't fit in to the mold of "professional." That's just how it is.
Also, not everyone who works an "office" job are scum, and likewise don't want you "freaks" pity. It's all about what makes an individual. Some people like working behind a desk for whatever their personal reasons, who are you to judge them? Especially if you don't want them to judge you.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
About that phallic device in the background, I read somewhere these two idiots were picked as the beta testers of the Shiatsu-Schlong.
Oh dear. I just got a digital case of Hepatitis. I guess I need to restart now.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:41pm.
LOL! Especially over the face.
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Brenda Song: Hot.
Brenda Song, knowing that she's madly attracted to Trace Cyrus: Not hot.
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How old is Brenda, 16? She has the case of the Riri woth social media thinking we're actually jeluz!
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Ha! Fuck no!! I'd never damage my ears with those stupid plugs. I meant that during fights I've pulled the plugs out of five guys ears (one guy I got both in the same fight)
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LMAO! I'm sorry bro!! It's funny I read that a couple times, after re-reading it again I have NO idea why I was confused! I was thinking WTF ba-buttons has ear plugs!!!?? I'll just blame it on a Monday:)
I have 13 tattoos, of varying size, and only one is visible in winter clothes. If I ever have an office job, I'll be in long sleeves year-round.
I think Brenda and Trace look utterly ridiculous.
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Normally I'm anti-tattoo, but Trace Cyrus should get a tattoo covering his entire body. A tattoo of somebody else.
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Lol. Whams, I have six of those stupid jungle plugs. Removed the hard way from dirtbag hippies stupid enough to get into a fight with ba-buttons whilst wearing idiotic jewelery like that.
Once the lobes get all stretched out, they tear super easy with lots of blood. Real crowd pleaser when you pull one of those stupid things out of a guy during a fight.
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Dirt bag hippies LMFAO!!!
How do you get six, three "smaller" ones per ear?
LOL, do you regret getting those plugs put in in the first place ba-buttons?
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Ha! Fuck no!! I'd never damage my ears with those stupid plugs. I meant that during fights I've pulled the plugs out of five guys ears (one guy I got both in the same fight)
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Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:12pm.
I get that, too. I guess I don't seem like the tattoo type.
Tish Cyrus is a whore...er groupie. she fucked every rock star and country star she could in order to get pregnant and then get rich and have them pay her child support or marry her
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:12pm.
I got seven tats, and I'm a professor. I always get, "I never would have thought you had a tattoo!"
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That's funny, I get that from our student workers a lot! :)
OT : I just remembered this girl from the Facebook movie... she played the nightmare girlfriend pretty well!
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:55pm.
That dildo/bong contraption is something no home should be without!
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I wonder when Ronco will come out with this!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:31pm.
So this surgeon friend of yours...he single?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:36pm.
Lol the minority girl/grungy white boy thing is one of those matches made in heaven. And hey, it's not always about rebellion...
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Lol. Whams, I have six of those stupid jungle plugs. Removed the hard way from dirtbag hippies stupid enough to get into a fight with ba-buttons whilst wearing idiotic jewelery like that.
Once the lobes get all stretched out, they tear super easy with lots of blood. Real crowd pleaser when you pull one of those stupid things out of a guy during a fight.
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Dirt bag hippies LMFAO!!!
How do you get six, three "smaller" ones per ear?
LOL, do you regret getting those plugs put in in the first place ba-buttons?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:59pm.
And we ALL know there's some funk going on in spandex after exercise!
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Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:12pm.
It was rumored she was pregnant, but was pushed into getting an abortion.
I don't understand why ANYONE would hook up with a Cyrus. Like, are they deaf AND blind? These people are pure douche, and ugly to boot. Trace Cyrus looks like Cletus had a love child with a horse.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:46pm.
As much as I find ear plugs personally repellant, I have no shits to give re: body modification. I have known some amazing people with face tats, and have encountered vile losers in fancy suits. We don't want office jobs
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Please don't get me wrong I'm not saying people with tatts are bad people I'm sure you are a super person DP and I have no doubt there are great people with face tats my point is when you mark you're self to THAT extent you better be very self sufficient because you've made a definite statement. I understand you don't want an office job I can appreciate that but it's not JUST office jobs you'll be precluded from.
Wild has a way of wearing off as you age, tats never will.
God, what a couple of dumbasses. He's known because his last name is Cyrus????? He is so
unattractive and those tats! OMG.
Her, just don't understand at all unless she's thinking he is her ticket to fame, which makes her pretty damn stupid.
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I know! I can't believe more of the men don't walk away.
Submitted by Aphid on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:21pm.
Did they have a baby? I could have sworn she announced she was pregnant a while back...
And those of us with tattoos are not all trash. I've held down a good job with a local government agency for over 10 years, and some of my coworkers have tattoos also. It's just the old farts that give you the side eye...
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I got seven tats, and I'm a professor. I always get, "I never would have thought you had a tattoo!"
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:46pm.
I have no problem with tats and surprisingly (to people that know me) I have none myself. One or two or even a huge well done one is one thing but looking like a 19th century circus LIZARD MAN is no way to go through life. When I see kids do this as well as those huge "jungle plug" earring things I think you better be a fucking good artist or damn good at what you do because you'll never get a "proper job" I mean maybe I'm old fashion and I know we live in a "tattoo society" but SWEEEEET GEEEEZUZ would YOU hire a dude like this for front office work?
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Lol. Whams, I have six of those stupid jungle plugs. Removed the hard way from dirtbag hippies stupid enough to get into a fight with ba-buttons whilst wearing idiotic jewelery like that.
Once the lobes get all stretched out, they tear super easy with lots of blood. Real crowd pleaser when you pull one of those stupid things out of a guy during a fight.
ba-buttons still has the ponytail (and attached skin tissue) removed (again, the hard way) from a very foolish long-haired man I tangled with in my Navy days.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:59pm.
GET THE FUNK OUT OF MY FACE!! lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro8akrHcZp8
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 2:01pm.
What's sad is I know exactly who you are talking about. HAhaha. Those women on that show are AWFUL.
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They forgot to mention they dreamed this! No rag is paying for baby photos anymore with Twitter. Even Simpleton couldn't get any money for Folgers.
Thank you louise brooks and oddly titillating. I have 10 tattoos, two of them very visible (both on my wrist, the top one covers a very nasty scar). They're easy to cover if I feel like it, because I do work with a lot of judgmental older people, but they're not allowed to make disparaging comments about them (to my face, anyway -- I am sure they say shit behind my back of course), or I can file a complaint against them and get them written up. :)
Submitted by deucenoir on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:47pm.
Exactly!! Also, tattoos are freaking expensive, it boggles my mind to think some college age scrub with no job getting inked up on his/her momma's dime. Geez, how incredibly badass.
Right? On Bridezillas (don't judge) there was this horrible girl who was only about 20, I think. She had a ton of random tattoos all over her and a massive chest piece. No job, so I guess mom was paying?
But the best part was she got her fiances initials on her neck and then they ended up breaking up and not getting married.
I also think he is hot, and I love her in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, so...there.
"This world is a whore."
Ew gross....I just realized she is getting down in the same outfit she worked out in. And we ALL know there's some funk going on in spandex after exercise! UGH!
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:46pm.
As much as I find ear plugs personally repellant, I have no shits to give re: body modification. I have known some amazing people with face tats, and have encountered vile losers in fancy suits. We don't want office jobs. We freaks feel sorry for those stuck working the office jobs we would never be hired for. Some of us are a little wild, but we're just people, yo.
"This world is a whore."
That dildo/bong contraption is something no home should be without!
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He must be doing this to distract from the fug. It's sad, because there's not much else you can do. I totally get it.
I have scars on my back, and sometimes consider getting tats over them to hide them, because I cant wear backless dresses, etc. It sucks.
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I too was wondering who took the picture. Just like all those Rihanna pics that she tweets. Who's taking them?
I think the age requirement of any visual tattoo (i.e., on the face, neck, wrists) should be 25. I recently saw a young kid with a very colourful neck tattoo. Unless he's getting a job at a tattoo parlour, he'll never have a job that requires filing a tax return.
Last summer I saw a woman with Bon Jovi written across her shoulder (font and everything). I think she had Poison written on her foot but I could't get close enough. I love Springsteen more than anything but there's no way he's getting added to my body.
I could never fuck a guy with ear holes big enough to stick a dick through.
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i was just talking to someone who wants a giant freddy kruger tat across his entire back...
i told him i needed to get into the tat removal business, cuz i know that industry will be booming...
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I'm always surprised when I see people under 25 with full sleeves. The thing that always gets me are the girls who have huge chest pieces. Okay, I love tattoos, but I love my cleavage more.
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Exactly!! Also, tattoos are freaking expensive, it boggles my mind to think some college age scrub with no job getting inked up on his/her momma's dime. Geez, how incredibly badass.
I've got nothing against tattoos, have a few large (discrete) pieces myself- but it kills me to see young kids covered - shouldn't part of the fun be collecting them over the years?
fame fucker.
she's fucking the nasaldrip because he's as famous as she'll ever get. it's always money or fame or both. dollar signs and headlines, those two will block the eyes enough to fuck the cum out of anything repugn-o.
look at hugh hefner, donald lump, leeann grimes, snookie, buscemi, etc., =all gettin' some out of their leagues.
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She was pregnant. They announced it and seemed super happy. Her mom came out and was like, "Yeah, um...no." Then all of a sudden she wasn't pregnant anymore. So draw your own conclusions.
It's not jealousy that I am feeling, it's the voms.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
There are people who I think are trashier when I see their tattoos. Some people I think are cooler, and some people are the same in my eyes. I cannot think of why, it just is that way.
But generally, if someone is cool, and look "right" with them, the tattoos are a plus or not a factor. If someone is on the border of trashy/douchey for me, the tattoos reinforce it.
Maybe the tats are there to detract from his horsey face? Hurl!!! We need a new post! This family needs to go away!
Submitted by Oddly_Titillating: "The fuck is wrong with this bitch? She's not ugly, so is it a mental problem?"
I think she comes from a very traditional Korean family and she's rebelling. However, I'm sure she thinks she's deeply in love.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:30pm.
My great grandpa had a mermaid tat he could make dance - maybe she could make the bat wings flap!!!
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