Teen Mom Farrah Thinks She’s A Good Mother For Waxing And Tweezing Her 3-Year-Old’s Unibrow

January 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Farrah Abraham of MTV’s Teen Mom is tattooing the words “Mother of the Year” on her crotch, because she believe she’s the greatest mother ever for tweezing her 3-year-old daughter’s unibrow hairs as the kid slept. In a blog post on Sulia, Teen Mom Farrah, who spent $16,000 on a new face, writes about her adventures in baby brow waxing. Farrah pulled out the waxing strips, because she says she felt sorry for her daughter Sophia and wanted to beautify Sophia’s brow situation. Here’s the blog post that only a Toddlers & Tiaras mom could love (yes, I laughed at “standout historical moment in motherhood”):

SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.

But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I’ve seen madonna’s duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn’t remember if there was an age limit, a rule!

So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow 🙁 , I felt bad for her, and I started asking friends…. is this hair just going to fall out… is it just hormones at this age?, well the hair didn’t go away and others started saying it was here to stay.

So I told sophia (my daughter who is a late 3 years old) of the little issue on her brow, and I showed her how I waxed mine off, so I tryed to wax her, the second a dab hit the Uni, she touch it with the towel she had in her hand,

UHHH so now, wax was in the towel, and I yanked it back ASAP, but fuzz was not stuck to the wax stuck to her Uni, OMG moment, So now sophia was freaking out, so I had to act like it was a cool science project to get the wax off.

PLOT TO END THIS: Sophia feel a sleep, I got my tweezers and Pluck-pluck-pluck……soph was now saying ouch or anything and still was asleep, I got most of it off and then finally she woke up..I went to sleep .

The next morning I showed her and told her how well she did and she didn’t even know, She was more intrigued now to be ok with upkeeping her non-unibrow. I could tell she was proud.

Ah I feel like a good mom:) other moms tell me your ideas!

One of my cousins had a glorious unibrow for most of her childhood and her parents refused to let her pluck it away even after she told them that kids made fun of her for it. She tried to hide it by growing her bangs long, but that didn’t work. (Side note: She should’ve united her bangs with her bushy unibrow by braiding them together. That would’ve been the look.) She was desperate to get rid of the hairy bridge that connected her right brow to her left brow. So one night, she blew out a candle and poured the hot wax on her face. The dumbass didn’t lose any brow hairs, but she did gain a burn on her forehead. After that, her mom regularly plucked away her unibrow for her.

So I can sort of understand where that dumb dumb Farrah is coming from, but isn’t 3 way too young for that kind of shit? And who the hell tweezes their daughter’s eyebrows in her sleep? If Farrah just had to get rid of her 3-year-old’s unibrow, she should’ve done it a better way. I mean, Farrah should’ve burned her daughter’s brow hairs off by playing her abomination of a song for them. Farrah’s music makes my ear tunnels burn, so I’m sure it has the same effect on brow hairs.

via UsWeekly 

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