Dina Lohan Says That Michael Lohan's Abuse Against Her Is The Reason Why Lindsay Lohan Is So Screwed Up
Michael Lohan has already blamed all of Lindsay Lohan's problems on the fact that White Oprah is an enabling coke vacuum of delusion, and now it's her turn to blame him for their daughter's poor decision-making skills. Inside of a Long Island hotel room and surrounded by cops and medical reports, White Oprah told the New York Daily News about Michael Lohan's history of domestic abuse. White Oprah is only speaking out about it now, because Adderall pills don't grow on tree and her back alley pharmacists need to get paid Lindsay Lohan encouraged her to after seeing an old picture of her with a black eye.
The picture from 1986 shows White Oprah with a bruised-up eye and a baby LiLo in her arms. When LiLo saw that picture, she screamed, "Tell the world! Talk about it!" So that's what White Oprah is doing. White Oprah says that black eye is just one of the many that Michael Lohan gave her during their marriage and his abuse is the reason why LiLo is a mess. White Oprah got the black eye after a coked-up, drunken Michael Lohan Chris Brown'd her in the car. White Oprah produced medical records proving that on December 4, 1986, emergency room doctors treated her for "blunt trauma" to the face. When the NYDN asked Michael Lohan about it, he had a different version of the story:
“I came in at 2 o’clock in the morning after being out with some friends. I walked in and she hit me with an ice tray. With the back of my hand I slapped her in the face. Yes, it did happen in 1986. Were there any charges? No, not at all. I had a big black and blue on my neck from her."
White Oprah says she didn't press charges, because Michael was already headed to the chokey for committing securities fraud while working as a stock broker on Wall Street. When Michael got out of jail in 1990, she says he showed up to her parents' house in a limo and begged her to take him back. She says Michael was coked all the way up at the time and kept begging her to give him another chance. When she refused, Michael immediately turned into a monster and raped her as the kids slept upstairs.
After he left and her parents came home, she went to the emergency room at Nassau County Hospital. Doctors examined her and collected evidence in a rape kit. Once again, she didn't press any charges, because she says Michael Lohan was on his way to prison again for insider trading.
Most of what comes out of White Oprah's mouth is a certified lie, but I actually believe her this time. Since Michael Lohan is a dried piece of demon shit stuck under Lucifer's CROC, he told the NYDN that he never raped White Oprah and she's the one who wanted sex from him.
“How can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” he asked.
They were separated at the time, Michael explained, and he was dating another woman.He said Dina claimed rape in a jealous fit after she called him later that night and heard he was with the girlfriend.
“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her,” he said Sunday. “When I left and she called me, she found out I was with (the girlfriend) and called police. Then she called me the next day, crying. I said, ‘Let’s work this out.’ And I got back with Dina. There were no charges.”
White Oprah says that the abuse continued over the years and she got several orders of protection against Michael Lohan. She stayed for the sake of the kids and wants the world to know that Michael Lohan is to blame for LiLo being a professional fuck-up:
“She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems. Lindsay saw all the beatings and all the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave.' She said, ‘I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay — I wanted all my kids to be happy.
I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is messed up.”
Michael called White Oprah the "devil" and said that she's just bringing this up, because she wants people to forget that she's partying and getting high with LiLo.
White Oprah is half-right, LiLo is messed up because her father is messed up, but she's also messed up because her mother is messed up too. Usually when one piece of trash fuck-up (see: Michael Lohan) makes a baby with another fuck-up (see: White Oprah), the baby grows up to either be a fuck-up or realizes they don't want to be a fuck-up and escapes their family by entering a monastery far, far away. Yes, that's Cody Lohan's cue to shave his head and start heading for the giant holy building up in the mountains.
And LiLo was supposed to be in court today for slapping that psychic in a club, but the hearing was pushed back, because prosecutors realized she has more important things to do like party in London (see: pictures below).
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As much as I loathe Supahead, I did LOL at her rating of Jay-Z: "you can't stand to look at him when he's on top"
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"Not a second goes by when one isn't cock-a-doodle-doodling up my asshole. That sounded sexy, but it isn't." - Michael K.
When I was really, really small, I remember seeing my dad beat the shit out of my mom. It happened one time, and it was because he found out she was fucking around on him. *deep breaths to discourage deep-seated feelings of rage*
Reasons aside, it scared me to the point where I pissed my pajamas, but I can say unequivocally that I was NOT AT ALL thinking or saying, "Oh Mommy, please stay, please stay!"
On the contrary, I was thinking, "Get out, and take me with you!!!!!!!"
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:53pm.
@ jack: Superhead is a video ho/professional cocksucker:
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Hahaha @ her comment about JayZ:
"You can’t stand looking at him when he’s on top."
o/t: sigh
LMFAO at fucking bambam!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:57pm.
Dina should have just busted out with some beatboxing and a "Whoa, hey... DON'T TOUCH ME!", amirite, Jacko?
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lmaoooooo YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! Hey... you........ duntouchMAY!
Foxxy - thank you, I love her.
M.E. hahahahahahahaaaa you know it, you've fucking seen them!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:42pm.
Forgive my ignorance but who is this Supahead you speak of?
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*swoops into thread*
Hello citizen! Johnny LightningCock is the name. I overheard your query with my super hearing that I usually use to avoid any embarrassing situations while I'm fapping. You wanted to know who Supahead is. Here she is in action. No thanks is necessary, just doing my job.
LightningCock awaaaaaaaay! *flies off*
http://video.xnxx.com/video340962/supahead NSFW!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:41pm.
... she wind up pulling a train one night while I was out of town on a fishing trip.
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I'm the only one that read this as "fisting trip"? ugh...
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Dina should have just busted out with some beatboxing and a "Whoa, hey... DON'T TOUCH ME!", amirite, Jacko?
I'm not saying her parents weren't fucked but at some point in an adults life, you have to take personal responsibility for your choices and lifestyle.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave.' She said, ‘I’m so sorry for making you stay.
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BULL FUCKIN SHIT!! nice sound bite Dina, what a great quotable little fake ass BS line that Lindsay NEVER said.
When Lindsay was a baby I'm sure she also said
"you're the best Mommy in the world, Daddy is wrong all the time and the things he's sayin to you is going to make me grow up and do lots of drugs, drink and act like a idiot but don't blame yourself Mommy you are always perfect it's Daddy that's the problem"
How convenient, The three of these fucksticks need to be dropped into the nearest pothole, filled in and actually be of some use for once in their lives
I completely believe Dina but also in the interview, Michael goes on to say that Dina is continually endangering LL by robbing her and doing coke with her. Totally believe that too.
@ jack: Superhead is a video ho/professional cocksucker:
http://rollingout.com/entertainment/superhead-rates-her-many-ex-boyfrien...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Someone spring Charlie outta the clink and let him have one last little party. PLEASE!!!!
"I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is messed up.”
Really? Asshole
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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF
Michael Lohan is the worst, but Lindsay and Dina are delusional assholes.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
And after the black eye photo and alleged rape, she proceeded to have two more children with him. So I think it's a case of both parents being morons.
LIElo has said in the past that she has never seem Michael hit Dina.
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Jacko has a knack for fucking psycho's. Take his word.
*sticks out tongue*
GG- go sit in little_rascal's noxious cauliflower cloud and it should erase the image...and possibly the last few hours entirely.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:46pm.
“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her,”
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LOL TO HER PARENTS HOUSE!!!! I missed that part for some unknown reason (because I have one eye).
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
People need to figure out how to sideline these fame whoring trash once and for all. Maybe we just have to stop clicking on their stories. I hate the Lohan parents and I hate Lindsay Lohan. The younger kids I feel sorry for.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:42pm.
Forgive my ignorance but who is this Supahead you speak of?
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Lindsay and her parents all need to drive off a cliff.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her,”
The image of their naughty bites doing the Horizontal Mambo is driving me mad...*looks for sharp object to pick brain out with*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:20pm.
i don't care...the lohans no longer amuse me...
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Exactly!
Even if all of the Lohans donned pink wigs I wouldn't give a fuck...
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...the end
*offers little_rascal cauliflower with melted cheddar*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:37pm.
She's making me want to abuse her right now.
Hahahahhahaa!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:32pm.
Yes, because nothing is more endearing than seeing mommy smacked around...
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Your statement alone is why I'm throwing shade at her comments. I'm sorry, but I do not believe for one minute that if Lindsay loved her mother as much as her mother claims, she would have never, ever encouraged her mother to stay in that environment IF the beatdowns were as regular as White Oprah claims. Young kids are not stupid. If this kind of bullshit was happening, her children would have been scared shitless and certainly not encouraging her to hang around.
FURTHERMORE, if White Oprah was getting the beatdowns she claims, if she was a good responsible mother, she would have HAULED HER ASS AND HER CHILDRENS' ASSES out of that environment. Period - end of story. She DID NOT PROTECT HER KIDS, if this story is to be believed.
So, I kind of call bullshit on all of this. Bits and pieces may have occurred, but for the most part, I believe (once again) that the true story has been skewed and over-embellished to favor White Oprah...and in my mind, she failed miserably. AGAIN.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I'm not reading this bullshit either. I frankly don't give a fuck. It's time to make the following people disappear in 2013: Nicki Minaj, The Blohans, The Kumtrashians, Supahead, Fist Brown, anything that begins with Lil, and Kourtney Stodden. If we can successfully rid ourselves of Paris Hilton and Tela Tequila, we can get rid of these skanks too.
Cauliflower is the gassiest food in the world.
*blows up*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:32pm.
you are correct... it would not be up to her to press charges. On the flip side of that coin, I dated a highly sophisticated lady (tattoo artist I met while getting a new tat) and she wind up pulling a train one night while I was out of town on a fishing trip. I was good friends with one of the guys. In a complete and total stupid fucking effort to prevent me from breaking it off with her (knowing I would find out) she went to the hospital and claimed rape. They found nothing (I guess cuz the guys were wearing condoms IDK) so they turned the investigation on her... that's been 2 years and she still has an outstanding warrant for 5 counts of false accusations of rape. She fled to Padre Island I think... anyhow, POINT IS, when rape kit is involved, so are the police, not your choice.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
HAHAHAHA --------> "Since Michael Lohan is a dried piece of demon shit stuck under Lucifer's CROC..."
May I suggest a suicide pact for these people?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
She's making me want to abuse her right now.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
They are all such awful people.
She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave.' She said, ‘I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay — I wanted all my kids to be happy.
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Yes, because nothing is more endearing than seeing mommy smacked around... I kind of understand the mentality of women that stay in abusive relationships... I didn't say I agree, or think it's logical, but have never been in that position to fully understand... However, my second wife was in a very abusive relationship for a couple of years and stalked for an additional 6 after that... it ended the day we started dating. :)
Anyhow, that being said YOU FUCKING CHOSE TO STAY WITH HIM. YOU ALLOWED YOUR CHILDREN TO WITNESS THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT. THE ABUSE IS HIS FAULT, IF (which I could not answer as I grew up in a pretty stable environment - other than my parents having sick and twisted senses of humor) IFFFFF LINDSAY IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD IT IS BECAUSE OF YOU!!! IT IS YOUR FAULT SHE WITNESSED IT YOU DUMB BITCH. It's fucking simple - own your shit. The world needs to know????
"You need to make the WORLD aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is messed up.”
THE WORLD??? THE WORLD IS NOT GIVING OUT FUCKS TO YOU AND YOUR CHICKENSHIT DECISION TO WILLINGLY ALLOW YOUR KID TO WITNESS HIS BULLSHIT. It sounds like you had several "outs" and you CHOSE not to take them... I feel bad for your children, but not because of their POS fucking sperm donor... but because never cared enough about them to raise them in an environment where they could be happy and actually enjoy their childhood. You robbed em of that, bitch, not him.
PS - I fucking hate Michael Lohan more than WO or Lindsay, but it was HER that allowed it to happen/continue. Fuck em all.
/end rant
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
She stayed in an abusive marriage so in doing so, she fucked up her kids. Maybe don't have so many kids with an abuser? She had FOUR. It's hard to raise four kids alone, I understand that. It's complicated and I don't want to jump on the blame the victim bandwagon. BUT, own your own shit, White Oprah. We all have choices to make and they don't always turn out as good as we like, but it's still time to own your own shit. They BOTH had a hand in Lindsay being massively fucked up, but she also has choices and she doesn't have to stay a mess. Both Dina and Michael need to stop riding Lindsay's coattails in an effort to be famous. They make me sick.
Call me crazy, but if one is sexually assaulted and the assault involves a rape kit upon a medical examination, I don't think it's up to the victim to decide whether charges should be filed or not. I believe the po-po and/or the District Attorney make that determination. Granted, this was awhile ago, but I don't think much has changed in terms of prosecuting a rape.
The larger issue, however, is whether or not all of these 'revelations' are going to somehow make it so Lindsay is no longer 'screwed up.' Does airing all of this dirty laundry really do anything but fire up the douche that is Michael Lohan? Is public awareness of these incidences going to finally serve to get Lindsay on the right track? I think we can all say "OH HELL NO." These are just more excuses for bad behavior.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
i don't care...the lohans no longer amuse me...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm beginning to think that dina is half crackhead half gray alien, god she so wierd looking!
i'm not reading this mess. i wish they'd all die already. fucking white trash assholes.
grownass scumbags, all 3. nobody to blame but themselves. everyone is someone's kid so there's always someone else to blame.
give me a fuckin break.
lindsay just happens to have loser genes. it was inevitable. it's more genetic than environmental.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Whattaya tell a Dina Lohan with 2 black eyes?? Nothin, you dun toll her twiced!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
BOTH these dip shits are shitty parents. A LOT of people have had shit parents, perhaps much worse than these two fuckwads but the kids turned out OK because they understood BOTH their parents were fuckwads and they kept their shit together and got on with life. Are we suppose to feel bad for a person that has had more chances opportunities in the last 10 years than most people have in their LIFE?
WHITE PEOPLE smdh
And everyone else in the whole world had sunshine and rainbow childhoods. Our parents never fought and our lives were perfect. Poor poor Lindsay...
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That mess is way too long to read, I just don't care enough...I assume in summary it says they are all awful
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:51pm.
aNOTHer fur?
i think that's a plush w fake fur cuffs. imo very often when folks here are are screaming "fur! that bitch!!" it's really a plush material or a fake fur ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
They're all messed up. Dina is the biggest cokehead out of all of them.
And I would have slapped a bitch too if they hit me with an ice tray.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
so she blames Lindsay and "all my kids" for her decision to return to and expose them to a dangerous, toxic environment, and she blames the shiny limo for making her go back to Michael
and none of this is news -- she slurred out much of this shit on Dr. Phil (maybe not the rape story but i've heard that somewhere before). where has the NYDN been?
this piece of bleached blond Long Island mildew never ceases to amaze
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12