Dina Lohan Says That Michael Lohan's Abuse Against Her Is The Reason Why Lindsay Lohan Is So Screwed Up

Michael Lohan has already blamed all of Lindsay Lohan's problems on the fact that White Oprah is an enabling coke vacuum of delusion, and now it's her turn to blame him for their daughter's poor decision-making skills. Inside of a Long Island hotel room and surrounded by cops and medical reports, White Oprah told the New York Daily News about Michael Lohan's history of domestic abuse. White Oprah is only speaking out about it now, because ~~Adderall pills don't grow on tree and her back alley pharmacists need to get paid~~ Lindsay Lohan encouraged her to after seeing an old picture of her with a black eye.

The picture from 1986 shows White Oprah with a bruised-up eye and a baby LiLo in her arms. When LiLo saw that picture, she screamed, "Tell the world! Talk about it!" So that's what White Oprah is doing. White Oprah says that black eye is just one of the many that Michael Lohan gave her during their marriage and his abuse is the reason why LiLo is a mess. White Oprah got the black eye after a coked-up, drunken Michael Lohan Chris Brown'd her in the car. White Oprah produced medical records proving that on December 4, 1986, emergency room doctors treated her for "blunt trauma" to the face. When the NYDN asked Michael Lohan about it, he had a different version of the story:

“I came in at 2 o’clock in the morning after being out with some friends. I walked in and she hit me with an ice tray. With the back of my hand I slapped her in the face. Yes, it did happen in 1986. Were there any charges? No, not at all. I had a big black and blue on my neck from her."

White Oprah says she didn't press charges, because Michael was already headed to the chokey for committing securities fraud while working as a stock broker on Wall Street. When Michael got out of jail in 1990, she says he showed up to her parents' house in a limo and begged her to take him back. She says Michael was coked all the way up at the time and kept begging her to give him another chance. When she refused, Michael immediately turned into a monster and raped her as the kids slept upstairs.

After he left and her parents came home, she went to the emergency room at Nassau County Hospital. Doctors examined her and collected evidence in a rape kit. Once again, she didn't press any charges, because she says Michael Lohan was on his way to prison again for insider trading.

Most of what comes out of White Oprah's mouth is a certified lie, but I actually believe her this time. Since Michael Lohan is a dried piece of demon shit stuck under Lucifer's CROC, he told the NYDN that he never raped White Oprah and she's the one who wanted sex from him.

“How can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” he asked.
They were separated at the time, Michael explained, and he was dating another woman.

He said Dina claimed rape in a jealous fit after she called him later that night and heard he was with the girlfriend.

“I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her,” he said Sunday. “When I left and she called me, she found out I was with (the girlfriend) and called police. Then she called me the next day, crying. I said, ‘Let’s work this out.’ And I got back with Dina. There were no charges.”

White Oprah says that the abuse continued over the years and she got several orders of protection against Michael Lohan. She stayed for the sake of the kids and wants the world to know that Michael Lohan is to blame for LiLo being a professional fuck-up:

“She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems. Lindsay saw all the beatings and all the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave.' She said, ‘I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay — I wanted all my kids to be happy.

I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is messed up.”

Michael called White Oprah the "devil" and said that she's just bringing this up, because she wants people to forget that she's partying and getting high with LiLo.

White Oprah is half-right, LiLo is messed up because her father is messed up, but she's also messed up because her mother is messed up too. Usually when one piece of trash fuck-up (see: Michael Lohan) makes a baby with another fuck-up (see: White Oprah), the baby grows up to either be a fuck-up or realizes they don't want to be a fuck-up and escapes their family by entering a monastery far, far away. Yes, that's Cody Lohan's cue to shave his head and start heading for the giant holy building up in the mountains.

And LiLo was supposed to be in court today for slapping that psychic in a club, but the hearing was pushed back, because prosecutors realized she has more important things to do like party in London (see: pictures below).

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Submitted by Aquarianne on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:28am.

I was physically abused by my father, but I just have to say, Lohan never beat Dina long enough or hard enough. By the way Ms. Lindsey. I've never used that for an excuse. I'm an adult.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.~Invictus by William Ernest Henley

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:24am.

America's First Family!

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Dark-sided!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 7:26am.

I question the timing of this sudden 'revelation' that she was asked repeatedly about on Dr. $hill but was more intestested in talking about his little shoes and tie. It's probably her feeble attempt to garner sympathy for Lindsay so she doesn't get sentenced next week.

::Price is Right loser horn:: Fail.

Submitted by scisan60 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:29am.

After succeeding beyond all expectations as the glamorous Liz Taylor, Lohan should be the frontrunner for the Baby Jane remake ...Where is Cecil B DeMille when you need him?

Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:27pm.

All lohans need to die immediately...

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:23pm.

If enough workaday people band together, we can all contribute to a ten million dollar jackpot. Then we can offer the jackpot to whichever Lohan prevails in a death match. First round will be White Oprah and Michael. Second round will be the winner vs. Lindsay Lohan. Third round will be the winner vs. Ali Lohan, and the final round will be the winner vs. Nana Lohan.

Each round will be fought to the death, so at the end, only one Lohan will remain alive to collect the ten million dollars.

It sounds like a good kickstarter campaign.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:22pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:22pm.
But who is to blame for the way Michael Lohan is? This could all the way back to Jesus Christ!
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Jesus did this to Michael Lohan, Mani...I don't know why, but we all must accept that it happened.

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Submitted by westward ho on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:17pm.

"Lindsay saw all the beatings and all the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave.'"

that's right, dina, remind her again that you stayed FOR HER SAKE (oh, and "all" the kids), so she OWES YOU. and btw, you just keep on telling the world how fucked up their DNA is, so they can feel MAXIMUM BAD for simply being who they are!

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by Gingah on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:12pm.

*snorts* 'slapping that psychic in the club'...now that a line you don't read everyday.

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:16pm.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong. I seem to remember Dina was pitching herself for a talk show where she described herself as being like a "White Oprah). Snort.

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Oh. That makes more sense then. Thanks! ;)

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:05pm.

I remember seeing what appeared to be an old home movie shot in their house when Lindsay was very little and you heard very clearly Lindsay saying, Dad...you're not drunk anymore! I'm not questioning that there was some abuse from a drunken asshole going on on that house but just how long they are going to play the abuse card is questionable.

OK...don't worry, I'm leaving now.

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Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:52pm.

But who is to blame for the way Michael Lohan is? This could all the way back to Jesus Christ!

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:51pm.

I think Dina claimed at one time that Lindsays friends would come to her with their problems and call her White Oprah.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:47pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:06pm.
They're all messed up. Dina is the biggest cokehead out of all of them.

And I would have slapped a bitch too if they hit me with an ice tray.
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I would have PUMMELED a bitch who hit me with an ice tray! I woulda broke that bitch's face, busted her head AND snatched her bald headed! Pain make Tiger ANGRY!

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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:46pm.

....and if it wasn't for loyalty to her younger siblings, it is entirely possible LiLo would have disowned these nominal "parental figures" and moved to Europe permanently a *long* time ago.

Submitted by amarx on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:44pm.

It's also the reason Lindsay Lohan is suing her acting teacher for fraud: http://hollywoodandswine.com/lindsay-lohan-sues-acting-coach-for-fraud-a...

Andy Marx

Submitted by britmachine on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:40pm.

I don't understand how a parent can say that about their daughter. What mother says "my daughter is messed up.." I was a nightmare of a teenager, but my mother would never say that about me.
And what good does she think she's doing by calling Lindsay messed up? She doesn't speak to her father, do you want her to not speak to you as well?

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:01pm.

He elbow looks like either a swollen, diseased dick or a really saggy bewb.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:57pm.

Danniee, sad, but I agree. He's the least fucked-up of the fuck-ups.;)

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:53pm.

Fuck off Dina! Your personality disorders are showing. I think Micheal is the most grounded out of the bunch.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:49pm.

I realize we are in the Age of Reality Shows and Maury and Judge Judy. But I have NEVER seen people so quick to air their dirty laundry for the world.
They should be ashamed of themselves, but they don't know the meaning of the word.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by bridgjones on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:49pm.

Submitted by MinxInSpace on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 6:50pm.

I find it interesting (by that I mean puke inducing) that Michael Lohan is banging broads all over the United States and knocking women up, but White Oprah has never been seen with another dude. Ever.

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Never thought about it, but you're right!

Submitted by bridgjones on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:47pm.

Sooo....when is this twat going to admit that she is no longer an actress but a hooker? Really! What makes the bulk of her income? Uh huh.

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:46pm.

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:13pm.

I should have asked this a long time ago, but can anyone explain to me why Dina is referred to as "White Oprah" on DListed.
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Somebody correct me if I'm wrong. I seem to remember Dina was pitching herself for a talk show where she described herself as being like a "White Oprah). Snort.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:43pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:54pm.

Hahahahaha! A nighty and a belt is NOT the look.
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Lol! Right? Perhaps Lindsay had more than one "friend" to visit that night, and the outfit was a time-saver.

You know? Fuck all three of them. Lindsay, Dina & Michael are the unholy trinity of fuck-ups.
Dad's a dishonest, cheating, abusive coke-head.
Mom's a dishonest, alcoholic, abusive, coke-head pimp to her children.She can't even take responsibility for her own fuck-ups, yet she's blaming her horrible co-parenting solely on Michael?
I hate these 2 for making me feel a bit sorry for their fuck up of a daughter. She learned it all from them. Ugh.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:44pm.

I should have asked this a long time ago, but can anyone explain to me why Dina is referred to as "White Oprah" on DListed? Because I can't see any resemblance between Dina and Oprah, except that they are both pretty pretentious and pretend to be good people even though they are not. I wouldn't go as far as saying that Dina is a white version of Oprah.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:41pm.

MK, I love you but that is WAAAAYYY too many words to read about this stupid family.

Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:40pm.

Dina looks like one of the Twatlight vampires in that pic.

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Submitted by MinxInSpace on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:20pm.

Methinks Papa Lohan was the love of her life and she can't let that shit go. We've all had some fucked up relationships but this bitch keeps going on and on about it. Verdict: she misses that dick.

And yes, I just threw up all over my key board at the thought of someone missing Papa Lohan's dick.

Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:13pm.

I've been waiting on Shithan to OD, but wouldn't it be fabulous if Dina did too?

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:56pm.

Notice how WO is now blaming Lilo for the fact she stayed married to that disgusting creature for so long? She stayed cuz Lilo said "Stay Mommy. Don't leave."

Nice passive aggressive little dig there you screwed up bitch. Maybe Lilo will feel extra guilty and pony up some more money.

I can't bear Lilo but blaming her for that is a new low.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:55pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:42pm.

I am confused - why are people going over Tudor history?

Says the person discussing Jack's cock situation...

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:49pm.

Lohan had a massive, gross bruise along her entire forearm. Wonder what caused that? Lohan: "It just got there!"

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:47pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:10pm.

Not quite the same thing, since all three men were either in positions of power or connected to people who were.

The only connections Michael Lohan has is to Satan/Dina.

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Submitted by ewesocrazy on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:41pm.

Damn, white Oprah is looking more like white LaToya.

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:35pm.

too much bullshit, more lame excuses for their fuck upped daughter you can't even wade through it cause it is like quick sand, can they all just die please???

Submitted by Da Truff on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:30pm.

A very coked up guy is not raping anyone. He might talk your ear off, but he isn't raping you.

"Too much blow and the cock won't grow"

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:17pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:42pm.

LOL, I don't know either. :)

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:16pm.

god damn that's fucked up. and even today she calls him for help and he's secretly taping the conversation to sell it for cash..

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:12pm.

I am confused - why are people going over Tudor history?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by nicaw on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:08pm.

So now she's admitting that Lindsay has problems? And she's only telling her story because Lindsay encouraged her to do so? Of course in the hopes of getting some sympathy from the judge.

She didn't wait to file for divorce until 2005 when she had the best opportunity to divorce before he got out of jail in 1990?

Will someone please tell Dina this latest detail from the Lohan family archives is not going to keep Lindsay out of jail this time.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:05pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:27pm.

Well she also got loose and was running around the scaffold to avoid execution. So he was hacking at her as he was chasing her. Sounds pretty awful.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:02pm.

I like how he says there were no charges, as if that makes everything okay.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:01pm.

Hmmmm...I am seeing a pattern. Jacko dates/fucks questionable skanks and is shocked to find himself in a TIPPEYTOE situation. Dude, stop letting your dick make choices for you!

Love,
a friend

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:59pm.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:07pm.
As much as I loathe Supahead, I did LOL at her rating of Jay-Z: "you can't stand to look at him when he's on top"
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And Usher has a smelly bum. *snickering like a ten year old*

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:57pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 5:10pm.
Genghis Khan, Henry VIII, and Jack the Ripper: "There were no charges."
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The historical account of the (totally innocent) and elderly Countess of Salisbury's execution (on Henry's orders) makes Ann Boleyn's murder look almost civilized. A specially trained swordsman/executioner was imported from France for her.

The executioner for the Countess was young, inexperienced and so unnerved at having to slay a senior that he chopped and slashed at her head, neck and shoulders until her head and body were separated.

Damn.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:50pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:53pm.

@ jack: Superhead is a video ho/professional cocksucker:

http://rollingout.com/entertainment/superhead-rates-her-many-ex-boyfrien...
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Wow. Her parents must be so proud. Wasn't she the one who dedicated her autobiography of all her ho-ing to her son? I'm sure he'll be delighted once his classmates get internet access.

I mean, wow. Whatever happened to being a *discrete* whore?