The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!

You know it's time to tend to the bush when it sits up, smiles and starts waving. - BaconSlut

Runners-up:

I guess we don't need to see YOUR birth certificate, Mr. Trump. - OurMissC

It says right on the box, do not take Rogaine when pregnant or trying to get pregnant. - daisy100

via Neatorama

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by No_Stop_Dont on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:27pm.

These are all FABULOUS! That win is hilarious! Good job!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:50pm.

Passionate congratulatory fondles to OurMiss and Daisy! Thanks, MK!

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Submitted by LunaChick on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:04am.

Congrats winners! It's been a while since every one made me laugh.

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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Submitted by turnelbup on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:54am.

Congratulations, Luscious Horz! Love 'em all...

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:30am.

HAIRlarious Sluts!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:59am.

These all rock!

Submitted by guest on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:56am.

Daisy ♥ miss C & bacon,,,,lmao! congrats!!

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

Submitted by Sumi on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:55am.

Honey Boo Boo's Vertical Family Tree

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:54am.

Majah congrats are due to all three of you, had me LMFAO! Good job!

Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:47am.

Congrats Bacon and Miss C and thank you so much MK!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:40am.

LOL good job winners , these were all funny, LMAO @ Bacon! ♥♥Miss C and daisy!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:24am.

Congrats to BaconSlut,OurMissC and Daisy!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:31am.

Great job ladies! Your husbands will be so impressed they might let you blow them tonight! Just remember to not bite! We already know how hungry you are!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:16am.

Congrats Bacon and daisy and thanks MK! DLucyAnn I loved yours too!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 8:10am.

Three sloths for the price of one! (Rotten tooth not included.)

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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 5:52am.

Here Comes Honey Badger Boo Boo

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Submitted by Carlotta Von Funken on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:09am.

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles announce the birth of their beard.

Submitted by Carlotta Von Funken on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:49am.

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles give birth to a real beard.

Submitted by Ikcor on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:12am.

Wolverine Sloth's hair was always the envy of the rest of the family.

Submitted by astrogirl on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 3:11am.

"These Aren't the Droids you're looking for."

-Obi Wan KeLemur

Submitted by Durwood on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 2:03am.

Please just lemur ALONE!

Submitted by Johnny Boy on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 1:01am.

Still furious at Brandi Glanville, Adrienne Maloof and now ex-husband Paul make the difficult decision to reveal their secret child before the tabloids beat them to it.

Submitted by H321 on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:31am.

After opening a hair salon in Wasilla, Todd and Sarah Palin couldn't be more thrilled! Once the promotional pictures featuring the work of Janga (Trumps foremost hairstylist) hit the streets - appointments have been booked solid!

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:28am.

Sadly after this picture was taken, the beauty with the angelic Farrah flip lulled her baby sloth to sleep and plucked out her unibrow, destroying a sweet eyebrow game that will take that baby sloth years to grow out to perfection again.

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 01/08/2013 - 12:30am.

Immediately after seeing this picture, Kristen Bell melted down into a weepy pile while Dax Shepard made sure to film it for a segment on Ellen.

Submitted by marcusbacus on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:54pm.

The russian B-52's, aka "The Tupolevs".

Submitted by Justmeyall on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:21pm.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Submitted by Justmeyall on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:17pm.

Wonder if the carpets match the sloth?

Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:33pm.

To prepare for their stint as guest bloggers, Michael K insisted that Sweetas, J Harvey, and Lahoma take a team photo.

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK

Submitted by Kloie on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:12pm.

Farrah: Now you see why I had to tweeze her eyebrows?

Submitted by Kloie on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:09pm.

Anne Hathaway gets into character for her role as the love child of Lindsey Lohan and Perez Hilton.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:54pm.

Oooo.... an ABBA reunion!!

Submitted by the original be... on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:40pm.

Hair-did by Sloth; fashion by Goodwill.

Or: "Eurythmics, the pre-fame years."

Submitted by olsmiddy on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:38pm.

Somewhere in an alternate dimension Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison get their first pet.

Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:28pm.

Never before seen photo of a young Donald Trump with his biological parents.

Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:07pm.

Vintage picture of Jack and Sharon Osbourne and her dog Minnie before being styled for television.

Submitted by H321 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:46pm.

When Kelly tweeted this vintage photo of the Osbourne kids, explanations of Aimee's 'choice' to be off-camera were immediately thrown into doubt.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:08pm.

S: You know I only pee sitting up
H: You didn't need to share that with the public
S: Yes. Yes I did.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

Submitted by crankenstein on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:06pm.

Honey Boo Boo's first Christmas

Submitted by jellin76 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 8:04pm.

Sloth poses with the two newest Deadly Sins, Douchebaggery and Dental Indifference.

Submitted by justme123 on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:53pm.

Back in the day

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:52pm.

Snowpiece (holding Little MikeyK)and Loozer's 2012 Christmas Card.

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