PR relationships just aren’t built to last anymore. Life & Style says that Taylor Swift is burning the lock of curls that she cut from Harry Styles’ mop while he was sleeping, because their 2-month-long international slumber party has come to an end. Life & Style’s source says their busy schedules broke them up, but The Daily Mail says that she drew a black X over the part of her Pee Chee folder that had “Mrs. Harry Styles” written on it after they got into a huge fight during their New Year’s vacation on Virgin Gorda. If you click on one thing today, please click on this link that will lead you to the picture of Taylor Swift sitting all by her lonesome on a boat. It’s the best and it’s like Harry dropped her ass on that boat and sent her back to where she came from. Expect the lyric “I knew you were gay when you dropped me on Flying Ray” from Taylor Swift very soon.
The Daily Mail’s source says that Taylor and Harry got into a huge fight on the island and she left on January 4th, just three days into their holiday.
“Yes I can confirm they have split up. They were on holiday and had an almighty row. They are two young stars at the top of their game so who knows what will happen in the future.”
And that’s that. I’m sure that before I even hit publish on this shit, Taylor will have already scheduled a hand-holding photo-op in the apple orchard with a new piece and I really hope that new piece is Justin Bieber. He’s perfect for her. He’s famous, white, probably can’t grow pubes on his own yet and he’s the ex-boyfriend of her best friend, so that completely fits in with her junior high school-like love life. And if Taylor gets with Justin, the Beliebers can stop fake cutting themselves over him being a baby stoner and start cutting their Taylor Swift voodoo dolls instead.