Afternoon Crumbs

January 7, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Rest in peace, California TV legend Huell Howser – LAist

I want to cut my retinas for clicking on those shirtless pictures of Justin Bieber – Lainey Gossip

Beyonce must be mocking precious Tim Tebow because she did this too – Towleroad

I really hope that Papa Joe was biking to the nearest Sally Beauty’s to buy a box of hair dye – The Superficial

Oh, Mary-Kate Olsen isn’t doing what you think she’s doing. What’s that? You think she’s just slowly sucking out his soul through the pores on his nutsack? Okay, you’re right then – Hollywood Tuna

What happened when V Magazine threw Kate Upton, a twink, a mannequin maid and a whole lot of awkwardness into a motel room – Drunken Stepfather

Zac Efron keeps filling out in the face – The Berry

The future Jocelyn Wildenstein known as Courteney Cox gets the wrinkles lasered from her hands – Celebitchy

RiRi got a new weave – Just Jared

Being rich is hard, being a non-pretty is fun by Lena Dunham – ICYDK

Since Jennifer Love Hewitt has been through 99% of the unavailable men on the planet Earth, she’s trying her luck on another planet (or maybe this is her way of trying to get Buzz Aldrin) – Popoholic

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle keep the meaning of random alive by continuing to hump each other in Barbados – Popsugar

Thomas Gibson got a DUI – SOW

Two words: troll yoga – Hollywood Rag

Heidi Klum’s daughter is her mini-me – Cityrag

Claire Danes is happy that she’s not a stay-at-home mom – I’m Not Obsessed

Kaylin Garcia NAILED the slutty Dracula look – Crunk + Disorderly

FYI: Soon you’re going to get spam e-mails from Gerard Depardieu where he’ll tell you that he’s pretty, lonely and wants to marry your heart – Videogum

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