Liam Neeson, father of two teenage boys, tells The Catholic Herald, of course, that modern society is filled with a bunch of fuck-hungry slut whores with dripping genitals (cut to my guiltface) and that the media keeps throwing sex in our faces, which is ruining the specialness of love making. Liam says that kids today can’t open their eyes without seeing crotches thrusting on TV and they can’t hit play on iTunes without hearing some slut sing about banging. Liam went on to say that the media has to stop being so damn sexy before they completely ruin the magic and wonder of fucking.
“I’d hate to be a kid now, because we’re all inundated with so much information about sexuality coming at us from everywhere – the media, the advertising billboards, just everywhere – and it must be so confusing for them. There’s a problem that, if you become over-familiar with something, it moves from the sacred to almost the profane. The act is very, very special, you know. It’s full of mystery and wonder, and I’d hate us all to get to the stage where we just treat it lightly, because it deserves more than that … but times have changed since I was young, no doubt about it.”
Yes, the media is sex crazed and yes, we’re all a bunch of sex crazed horny whores, but you know who’s a little to blame for that? LIAM NEESON! Hasn’t Liam Neeson seen his own Evian bottle dick in action in Rob Roy? Your part (ten inches, to be exact) is part of the problem, Liam Neeson. And please keep being part of the problem, because your Evian bottle dick needs more screen time.
via The Telegraph