Sunday, January 6th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Eddie Redmayne (31)
Irina Shayk (27)
Alex Turner (27)
Tiffany Pollard aka New York (31)
Mike Jones (32)
Rinko Kikuchi (32)
Mike Jones (33)
Danny Pintauro (37)
Gabrielle Reece (43)
Julie Chen (43)
Norman Reedus (44)
John Singleton (45)
Jesse Dylan (47)
Howie Long (53)
Nigella Lawson (53)
Rowan Atkinson (58)
Trudie Styler (59)
Malcolm Young (60)
Bonnie Franklin (69)
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HB to my musical ex boyfriend Alex Turner, CR7's beard, hottie Norman Reedus, stunning Nigella Lawson, golden Rowan Atkinson and my 5th place boyfriend Mr. Redmayne!
Eddie Redmayne - I would over & over & over again.
Happy Birthday little man. Come sit on mommy's lap & I can help you blow out those candles.
lol @ the Ann Romano Hate Club. She really worked my last nerve too prancing around in those long t-shirt dress things sans braziere. Their apartment wasn't that big but she always managed to do a marathon run to answer the door. Prolly to get some good bewb flopping action going.
Lilywhiteclass, "Father Ted" is an Irish show, not British! And brilliant.
Eddie...HB you talented & pretty thing!
Wtf is up with that bow? Jebus.
EDDIE REDMAYNE IS SO HOT!!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One Day at a Time sucked but I watched it religiously! The only thing more repulsive than Bonnie Franklin's wide-mouthed overacting were her saggy boobs flopping all over the apartment she shared with two teenage girls and the walk-in-whenever-he-pleased pervert "handyman" Schneider.
MacKenzie Phillips was definitely high during the show--but if any actress can be forgiven a snort or two, Jeezus this one can. Amazing she's not dead considering what happened to her in RL.
ODAAT did suck, but there were few TV choices back then. I always thought Schneider was a creep and couldn't figure out why they kept him on the show. Was he supposed to be the father figure? Voms. MacKenzie Phillips was stoned when she filmed American Graffiti
HB Ann Romano!
"Hold me David I'm scared"
Yumm Eddie Redmayne, he was great as Jack Builder in Pillars of the Earth and I think he's in the Anne Hathaway Oscar vehicle aka Les Mis. Now HE is a hot ginge, MK!
"One Day at a Time" did suck. And how about greasy Schnieder the janitor just walking in at any old time on a single mother with two teen daughters?
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almost every sitcom has the "wacky neighbor" who comes over constantly to supply some cheap laughs.
Happy birthday Norman! I heart you.
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Submitted by peep on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:41pm.
...s and Eddie who is strangely attractive.
You got that right!
Malcolm Young? ACDC! It's a loooonngg way to the top if you want to rock and roll. Is he still wearing short pants?
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Eddie is hot so HB to him!!!
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Only 8 minutes? I mean fo real???
"One Day at a Time" did suck. And how about greasy Schnieder the janitor just walking in at any old time on a single mother with two teen daughters?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:32pm.
Happy BD to Mike Jones who is 32 and 33 today. Quite an accomplishment!
A minute before and after his time of birth. :)
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Ah so THAT'S how it works! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nigella Lawson is 53??? Damn. I never would have thought that.
yeah, i never liked Bonnie Franklin or the show.
Eddie was good in Pillars of the Earth. Norman Reedus is a hot bitch.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:32pm.
Happy BD to Mike Jones who is 32 and 33 today. Quite an accomplishment!
A minute before and after his time of birth. :)
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Everybody Here Wants You
Happy Birfday to Mr. Bean and the sexy bitch Nigella and Danny Pintauro.
Crappy Birthday to the unfixably ugly and vile Trudie Styler and that Muppet-faced New York and fugmug Bonnie Franklin. I know I'm supposed to like her because of her feminist role as a feisty single mother, but she has always grated on my last nerve. I hate her.
Could not agree more about the obnoxiously unlikable Bonnie Franklin, Hekki. She was the worst part of ODAAT with her hammy, hysterical scenery chewing. I've always loathed her.
Mr Bean!!! Happy birthday to the funniest man in the world!
http://youtu.be/6vBadGJp1hQ
"Your awful wedded wife..."
HB Eddie, ITA with kikichanel that he has a young Bowie-like androgynous beauty. I had to look him up. Then I remembered him in "Elizabeth: The Golden Years" with Helen Mirren and Hugh (used to be hot) Dancy. He was in "My Week With Marilyn" too. Cutie.
Happy BD to Mike Jones who is 32 and 33 today. Quite an accomplishment!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Norman Reedus - great actor
Happy B-Day to Nigella Lawson and her sweet, sweet jugs.
Oh yeah, she cooks or something as well.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:17pm.
Three to eight minutes? Shoot smdh who you fuckin'?
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*squints and tilts head*
I honestly can't tell if you're impressed that the longevity of eight whole minutes, or disgusted at the shortness of only eight measly minutes.
Three to eight minutes? Shoot smdh who you fuckin'?
Happy Birthday Norman Reedus and Eddie who is strangely attractive.
He's sezzie in that Ewan McGreggor sezzie before Ewan knew he was sezzie way..
Willing to proof Eddie for the D listed standards...:::: puts on brave face.. Happy Bithday... Ok.. Strip.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Shouldn't New York's name be MUCH further down the list? 31 my fat ass. Better yet, lets remove that nobody from the list completely b
Irina Shayk is older than 27. Probably 30-something. But whatever, I saw her in an interview and she seemed nice and funny so I'm not hating on her. I just hate it when people lie about their age, a la Whitney "I just turned 30" Cummings.
hb bonnie franklin. now go put on a gd bra. i forever see her skip/hop/running to answer their apartment door and her bewbs ding dong dangling.
this eddie kid creeps me out more than ezra miller.
there. i think i have sufficiently proven i know too many arcane refs for all generations.
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watching hardcore ufos
Well I ate some bad yogurt once and had eight hours of spastic di a rhea (can't spell today.) Does that count? ;P
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SEX MYTH #11: Sting had "tantric sex" for eight hours straight.
FACT: This is an urban myth. "Tantric sex" can last for hours, but it's more a state of mind than a physical act. The average length of sex is three to seven minutes, or roughly the amount of time it takes to nuke and eat a Hot Pocket.
My highly credible source (i.e., the first link I found): http://www.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/gallery/15-dumbest-sex-myths.html
RandéS, like a sexy yogi? Those skinny legs with see-through leggings can work miracles.
I thought Rowan Atkinson was older than that. Are all birthday sluts shaving off a few years? Well happy birthday to him. He was hilarious in Four Weddings and a Funeral. "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spigot." HAHAHAHA
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:26pm.
Didn't Sting sheepishly admit recently that his wife made up the eight-hours-of-tantric-sex stuff?
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You just made my year.
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It's not even logistically possible! What about having to pee, get a drink of water, or eat? I guess the rich and famous don't have bodily functions, which is the underlining message. I say fuck it hard and fast and move on with your life.
8 hrs of magic yogi sex? Nope - the vag would get sore and start to chafe. Irritated vajayjay is not fun.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I find him strangely attractive. He's almost beautiful in a young David Bowie kind of way. Then again, I love gingers *hangs head in shame*
HB to hot tv hillbilly, Norman Reedus. He's also seems like a really cool, quirky dude in real life.
HB to Rowan Atkinson. My little nephews think Mr. Bean is the funniest thing ever. Go figure.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:30pm.
LOL (but too lazy to find the quote). He did allow the tale to go on for a suspiciously long time...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:56pm.
Eight hours of yoga? Only if you're a yogi...
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Everybody Here Wants You
I LOVE New York!
(but even I don't believe she's only 31)
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:26pm.
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I never believed Sting's 8-hour tantric sex bit either. 8-hour yoga maybe. Lotus flower.
HB to all the birthday hot sluts today. Norman Reedus is soooo tasty.
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Lily .....lmao. As a kid, I always thought something was up with Danny Pintauro too. I used to want to scream when they tied sweaters around his shoulders.
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Ugh...Bonnie Franklin used to annoy the shit out of me.
And even as a child watching 'One Day at a Time, ' I knew the oldest daughter (Mackenzie Phillips?) was on something. She always had big eyes and would jump everywhere instead of walk. My brother and I used to count how many times her eyes got bigger every episode. Haha
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Danny Pintauro's wild and flamboyant 80's colourful sweaters he pulled "out of the closet" and his perfectly coiffed hair on "Who's The Boss" was always a screaming giveaway for me. I wanted to slap the shit out of that entire fucking lame cast.
Speaking of Brit shows, my husband and I LOVE "Father Ted". Brilliant writing and acting. Hilarious.
Happy birthday Mr. Atkinson...thank you for Blackadder, in all his incarnations.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB Bonnie Frankline and Howie Long. Saw him at a restaurant a couple of months ago. He is a nice looking man.