Protip: Don’t ever get boozed up with Josh Brolin at a bar, because when alcohol hits his veins he turns into a loud mess (who doesn’t?) and he will ruin your buzz by getting arrested. Josh proved that on New Year’s Day when the police in Santa Monica put handcuffs on him for being a drunken disaster in public.
TMZ says that Josh Groban (typo and it stays, because today is one of those days where I really need the image of Josh Groban getting arrested for being a public drunk) caused a scene in Santa Monica on New Year’s Day and that scene was co-produced by Jack Daniels and Grey Goose. Josh Brolin was brought in for public intoxication at 3am and released 4 hours later. He was only given a citation, so he doesn’t have to go to court.
A source says that Josh was with a bunch of his guy friends and had a little too much fun.
Josh was arrested in 2004 for allegedly getting physical with Diane Lane during an argument, and he was also arrested in 2008 for getting into a drunken bar fight in Louisiana.
Well, the good news is that at least Josh Brolin didn’t throw fists this time. But really, stay home, Josh Brolin, you’re drunk! Dude needs to get drunk in the privacy of his own home, because as far as I know, if the ficus tree in the corner of your living room looks at you funny, you can’t get shuffled into the police station for drunkenly yelling at it. I think.