ESCANDALO (Not Really): Justin Bieber Caught With A Blunt

January 5, 2013 / Posted by:

The paparazzo who was killed while trying to take pictures of The Lesbeaver was supposedly stalking his ass all day, because the pap was told that the Canadian Baby Jesus is hooked on that good shit and he wanted the first pictures of Justin getting high. Well, a day after the paparazzo was killed, somebody did get pictures of Justin Bieber sucking on a blunt. Our little Canadian Baby Jesus is growing up, because he’s traded his pacifier and bottle for a Corona and a blunt, and TMZ posted the proof last night.

On January 2nd, the Biebs and his best friend 4eva Lil Twist, who was driving Justin’s Ferrari at the time the paparazzo was ran over, smoked up at a hotel in Newport Beach, CA. TMZ’s source says that Lil Twist and his brother rolled up the party favors and passed them to everyone in the room. Everyone in that hotel room knows what it’s like to get dutch oven’ed by Willie Nelson, because the room quickly filled up with pot smoke. Justin’s security guards were in the room, but they must’ve been too busy trying to inhale the air, because they didn’t care that people were taking pictures of the chosen one swallowing clouds of weed smoke. Justin sort of responded to the pics on Twitter and he was probably still high when he did it, because he let out some deep words of wisdom that only a stoner would let out after taking twenty too many bong hits:

“everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up.”

I know, an 18-year-old smoking weed is just one big “….AND?

Justin doesn’t need to explain anything, because obviously he only uses the good shit for medicinal purposes. I mean, menstrual cramps are a bitch!

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