Kim Kartrashian And Gwyneth Paltrow Have The Same Trainer Now
Tracy Anderson is the trainer-of-choice to a lot of celebrity twats and she goes against everything I believe in like not working out, eating food and hating on Gwyneth Paltrow. If you don't know who Tracy Anderson is, get to know the bat-faced muscle troll by reading these words of wisdom that have fallen out of her mouth over the years:
“A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to let their bodies go, and that’s the worst thing."
“I’ve seen so many women who come to me right after (having children) with disaster bodies that have gone through hell, or they come to me years later and say, ‘Oh, my body is like this because I had three kids.’”
"When you feel your best, you're more confident in bed. It's not lights-out, under-the-covers sex. It's more like, 'Take a look at this!'"
But I will slightly slow clap for Tracy Anderson for saying this after pulling GOOP's pants down during a "body evaluation": "Oh, my God, wow, I am just so surprised, because you look so good in clothes. I wasn't expecting this."If bile almost poured out of Tracy's eye holes from looking at GOOP's skinny ass, I can only imagine what her reaction was when she stared directly at Kim Kardashian's ass of doom. It was probably a lot like that scene in Indiana Jones when Indy runs from that giant boulder. Kim wrote on her blog yesterday that fellow fame whore Tracy Anderson is her trainer now, which means that for the next few months she'll only eat dried lemon pith and workout 23 hours a day.
Tracy Anderson is keeping me in shape! She is helping me make the adjustments necessary to keep me feeling happy, healthy and most importantly create a workout plan that is safe for the baby. It’s really important for me to have a fitness routine that works for my body and my schedule and I’m really happy with the workout plan Tracy is working with me on.
The only good that can come from this is that when Tracy Anderson is standing behind Kim Kartashian and is screaming at her to do ten thousand squats in a row, Kim will get tired and fall back, crushing Tracy. The next set of pictures we'll see is a panty-less Kim strutting out of Tracy's studio as a shaky, bony hand reaches out of her ass for help.
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Yet another ploy to get in good with Bey and Jay since they're besties with Goopy and Chris Martin. Has no one else noticed that she has a backwards K on her sweatshirt? WTF?
Now that the mainstream media is starting to refer to the unholy pairing of Kanye and Kim as "Kimye" I nominate a more fitting moniker for consideration... "KanKar" since these two just make me sore.
Keeping up with the fishsticks? ugh
Happy New Year to all.
She looks like Octomom in the thread pic.
Tracy Anderson is not a good trainer choice if pregnant.
Speaking pregnant, I just can't with this twit and Kanye: how ludicrous will this pregnancy/birth/drama be?
Illegitimate babies are the best.
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I read somewhere that Kris Humphries is going to drag out the divorce until AFTER the baby is born.
I hope so. I want him to rake her over the coals. I want Kris to make her and Kanye BEG for the annulment. She should give him the annulment, ADMIT that her marriage was a fraud and that lied to everyone about this 'relationship". And Kris should be paid A LOT of money to get out of this mess that Kim created.
Then I want her to be treated like a pariah and no one speak her name or even take her picture. I want her be become the nothing that she is. And Kanye dump her ass after the baby is about 1 year old. Kanye doesn't have the sense of loyalty or business-sense that JayZ has. I hope she is just ruined.
I know, I have too much hope.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Kim Kardashian is one of those women who never lose the chunk after baby. (ha ha!) She will be obsessed with that the rest of her life. Rather than being focused on her child it will be all about Kim regaining her pre pregnancy body. Same as Jessica Simpson who is having her second baby way too close to the first. Both women are selfish narcissistic mothers and their children will suffer. Never see Jessica with her first baby. Bonding can't happen unless you are actually holding your baby and looking in their eyes.
This is the bestetst!!!
http://visualscott.com/post/39285258371/hey-beyonce-its-kim-kardashian-k...
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Isn't she the lipo queen? Anyone here read Diary of a Hollywood Street King? He's got some hilarious posts about this trick and lipo.
this is what may be coming in the following months, although I question this video's person entire sanity (who is), I appreciate her passion and extensive research. It's also good to know she'll be on KK watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxoUYoBUyMA
in her words to the introduction:
IRON CLAD PROOF! A preponderance of evidence!
TO BEYONCE: As Bill Dukes said in Menace II Society..."You know you done f*cked up right?..Uh? You know you dun f*cked up".
LMAO!!!!!"
ATTENTION:
To all the dumb cunts claiming to have been pregnant & didn't show until 6 7 & 8 months. Thats not the point, you empty headed ho's. The point is, a massive baby bump doesn't COMPLETELY DEFLATE before your fucking eyes. Beyonce went from 8 months pregnant, to ZERO months pregnant within 5 mins.THE CAMERA CAUGHT IT! Search for the FULL video posted by REAL people not the fake ass "Associated Press" that cut it short to "save" Beyonce. Denial is one thing but you weirdo STANs are fuckin pathetic
ATTENTION:
To all the folks saying the Magazine photo-shoots are done months in advance. I am WELL aware of that, and DATES THEY WERE DONE ARE CLEARLY POSTED you fucking idiots! You can even google this information.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
She's never exercised in her life and now that she's pregnant, she hires a trainer? What utter BS. IMO she's not pregnant at all. It's just a publicity stunt.
Somebody get me a fucking wire hanger
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Who wants to bet that she "miscarries" a la Marilyn Monroe to get public sympathy and a shit load of money for every magazine cover?
That's not as ass.. It's an end table.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:40pm.
This is some kind of pillow-baby planning. Extreme "pregnancy" exercise routine to explain why she will not be blowing up like Jessica Simpson. She seems the type that would copy the game plan someone like ... Beyoncé?
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what I commented was assuming she were pregnant. there's no reason why her body type which is like Jessica's would not blow up to oblivion. as much as it sucks WW is sponsoring her weight loss, she's honest about the gain and loss, and pregnancy. We can all agree on that one.
and Beyonce. strange her hips or ass didn't widen or her breasts didn't explode. Please. and that cushion wardrobe malfunction was the cherry on the icing.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
oh cut the crap, the first thing she'll do is get a tummy tuck and breast lift, and perhaps some lipo but that gargantuan ass has been a prime money maker so don't know if she'll go there, or hips.
it's good to see her go in and out of what I assume is a gym no sweat and made up with hair down. or maybe walking in gym clothes is enough to fool herself and others she's working out.
Tracy Anderson, even if she consulted her is no miracle worker like the surgeons office. Nice for plugging her name in and putting her own on some A-list level, in any way, other than to a D list porn star, or actress.
vain POS.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
What if your body is shit before you get pregnant? I liked being pregnant because people left me alone. I loved my prenatal yoga classes though, not so much with the post ones though.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:03pm.
LOL, no, I'm a 49er not a 29er (marion county) but I work in Fishers. There are a few of us Hoosiers on here.
---I'm a 29er. Glad I'm not the only Hoosier on the board. (I read everything, but very rarely post)
Anyone else notice how much more plastic she looks with glasses on and minimal make-up? Bitch looks like michael jackson.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:42pm.
What kind of weirdo goes on an extreme workout regimen after finding out she's pregnant? She should have been working her fat ass off before she got knocked up.
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LOL, yes!
I thought the same thing. Now fat ass realizes that she can't liposuction while pregnant.
Here's hoping she is Mama June's weight by the time she's done.
She's so vain. And so full of shit.
Her entire klan is a blemish on society.
oh please let Beyonce and Goop have to hang out with KKK please lord in heaven, let this happen in public. Triple date with Kanye. Please please please
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:44pm
Because it's too hard to carry a Hubble Telescope lens around your neck
LOL!
What kind of weirdo goes on an extreme workout regimen after finding out she's pregnant? She should have been working her fat ass off before she got knocked up.
But now, yeah, I think she's probably not really pregnant at this point. I don't think any woman feels like hitting the gym during her first trimester.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:39pm.
I thought the mouthbreather pic was Octomom at first. Think about it.
Aren't 99% of her pics, "mouthbreather"?
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Wait, are we talking about Octomom or Pisscatcher?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
You sure this isn't octomom?
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Submitted by huisclos on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:21pm.
Hockey Fan, are you from HamCo, too? I knew The troll from school.
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LOL, no, I'm a 49er not a 29er (marion county) but I work in Fishers. There are a few of us Hoosiers on here.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:48pm.
Went to Macy's, all they had were them skinny twinky boy jeans (WTF is with fashion, now they wanna make boys anorexic?)
omfg - do not get my friend who has a 9 yr old son started on the subject of boys' jeans!! i went back to school shopping with them and was practically rolling on the floor of Target between my friend's pissed off comments and his son's facial expressions every time he picked up a pair of jeans. lmfao! i think they ended up in old navy paying full price
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LMAO at the "Bat face muscle troll" description of Tracy. So true!
Ditto on the Champion gesr. I also like Old Navy's compression pants.
Sarah Smile
VSmini: the fit pregnancy/easy delivery thing wasn't my experience. I really think it's the luck of the draw with that stuff, much like having an easy or difficult pregnancy.
Sarah Smile
This is some kind of pillow-baby planning. Extreme "pregnancy" exercise routine to explain why she will not be blowing up like Jessica Simpson. She seems the type that would copy the game plan someone like ... Beyoncé?
Exactly what I came to say. This way she can be super skinny and fit 5 seconds after giving birth, get a big magazine spread and Tracy bat face looks like some genius fitness guru. This shit smells a mile away
I don'T believe she is pregnant.She is pulling a Beyawnce.
PEPPER FOR PRESIDENT!!!
@Miki
Wishing you and your puppeh the very best.
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It IS all about YOU KK! That entire quote from her blog she refers to HERSELF 8 times, the baby, once.
Oh and yeah, I agree Lululemon has changed in the past 2-3 years, just going to their website & reading the customer reviews, most every garment someone complains of the pilling and color bleeding, etc. I only bought 1 top this summer, and the pilling started immediately.
If you want to know if her ass is fake, all you have to do is Google some photos of her back when she was still walking around constantly in a cloud of Paris Hilton's butt vapors. She had AN ass, but she did not have THAT ass. I don't care how many pretend x-rays she takes of it. There are enough before/after photos out there to prove it.
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Please can we stop talking about this trash and Lindsey Lohan. So sick o it!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:25pm.
If her ass is so big and gross, why don't the paps ever get behind her and take pictures of it?
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Because it's too hard to carry a Hubble Telescope lens around your neck.
OH LAWD! I just saw the pics from the Superficial. Why is her ass shaped like that? Why does it stick so far out away from her thigh area??? It's like a table! Do we know for sure she's had ass implants? I mean is that just a rumor or is her ass naturally abnormal? Who would want their ass to be that big? I hate to admit this, but she really is pretty in the face. Why would she want such a f'd up ass?!
PSL, thank you! will do!
The only celebwhore I hate more than Kuntrashian is Tracy Cunting Anderson. Ugh. She's such a fraud.
MisAnthrope, go look at Afternoon Crumbs from yesterday, and click on the link for The Superficial.
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If her ass is so big and gross, why don't the paps ever get behind her and take pictures of it? They must be her biggest fans because they really work overtime to take only the most flattering FRONT view pics of her lardassness!
Hockey Fan, are you from HamCo, too? I knew The troll from school.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:05pm.
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No kidding. I bet they fight with pool noodles
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LMAO!!
Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:45pm.
Sorry for the outburst-I'm really upset because I just took my sweet 8 year old Rottie to the vet and left him there for x-rays, blood tests, etc. He might have bloat.
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oh no....skinny fat and puppehs are thinking good happy thoughts for your Rottie.
Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:57pm.
Keep me posted. Good luck to you and Pupz.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:52pm.
The saddest duel ever.
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No kidding. I bet they fight with pool noodles.