Jay-Z And Beyonce Spend $1 Million A Year On A Nursery That Blue Ivy Carter Sometimes Spends Time In
When normal people go to see a basketball game at a stadium, they usually leave their kid with a $10/an hour teenage babysitter or if they're a Lohan, they leave their kid in the backseat of the car with a bottle full of gin. But when the duke and duchess of the one percent, Jay-Z and Beyonce, go to Brooklyn's Barclays Center, which he owns less than 0.2% of, they drop Blue Ivy Carter and her team of nannies in a luxury nursery that they pay over $83,000 a month for. MONEY: Jay-Z and Beyonce like wasting it!
A source tells UsWeekly that Barclays rents out 11 private suites and, of course, Jay-Z's cost the most. When Blue Ivy Carter isn't slobbering on the walls of Jay-Z's private suite, he lets his friends use it. The source said this mess of words:
"Jay rents a luxurious basement suite for $1 million a year. It has an area for Blue filled with toys. It's all glass with a champagne bar and TV screen. Jay lets friends use his digs when he's not there."
Oh okay, so Blue Ivy Carter's nursery is just in an "area" of Jay-Z's suite. Let's say Blue Ivy Carter's private space takes up 25% of the suite, that's around $20,000 a month for a nursery space that she sometimes sits in every now and again. Jay-Z and Beyonce spending that much money on BIC's sometime nursery makes sense, because studies show that little babies are so much happier and healthier when they're sitting in luxury spaces!
If I went to BIC's luxurious nursery at Barclays and asked her if she's happy, she'd stop playing with her rattle carved out of a giant diamond and say to me, "Googoojiggablahblahsingladiesgaggadrooooool."
If I went to the playpen in the kitchen that my cousin's baby plays in and asked her if she's happy, she'd stop playing with her plastic blocks from The Dollar Tree and say to me, "Googoojiggablahblahsingladiesgaggadrooooool."
See, haterz, THE FACTS DON'T LIE!
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Thamar my love! Happy New Year. Good to see you're still here and I am in total agreement with what you're saying.
Ostentatious and over-the-top: help your people BeyJay, help ALL people with the money you so fritter away.
Hello Miz Ro! Enjoy your comments longtime. :-)
Cookie had to Google that on giving by conservative vs liberals. Conservatives give more to churches. Liberals give to schools, museums, libraries, hospitals. A newer study showed there to be no difference in how much repubs and dems give. The difference is in where they give.
OT: A lot of poor kids could be helped with the money Jay Z and Beyonce blow on useless crap. They epitomize American greed and ostentation. Why don't they stop with all that and set up a foundation? Ignorant égoïstes.
Nouveaux riché....if they'd only spend that much on their education.... .
Let’s face it. Beyoncé and Jay-Z are musicians who got lucky. Had they not gotten their break, like so many musicians, she’d be stocking shelves at Wal Mart and he’d be holding up convenience stores for diapers and cash.
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I don't believe this. I can't even wrap my brain around this. I hate these two and believe they're beyond awful, but there's no way they're this awful. If this is true I hope they die a painful and awful death together. This shit is too disgusting for words. The fake pregnancy was retarded, but the depravity of wasting money in this manner while people are starving to death in third world countries every day is so sick that there are no words...
Speaking of these turds....I cant STAND bouncy's new commercial. No one talks like that in real life!!! Ugh.
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I didn't know that Jay-Z was fucking Janice from the Muppets.
Vanity Fair would never put that filthy piece of gutter trash on the cover.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
So true Lechaylo..
You know damn well Beowoulf and her poppa pimp would have grabbed a Vanity Fair cover ala Demi Moore. Mama Pimp Kris is working those logistics as we type right now.
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Beyonce might have weird 'babyteeth' but at least they aren't oversized chiclets.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
It's a proven fact Republicans give more to charity than Democrats. Liberals are commonly all talk and are about giving money to the government than actual people in need.
Jay Z and Beyotchney are so tacky...she's as ghetto as they come, diamond pacifier? You know their kid won't be able to ennunciate proper English, just like her mom.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:11pm.
Any couple that would deny parents the right to their children by shutting down an entire L & D ward, are total pieces of shit.
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I think it was the NICU, but it bears repeating that those two are so selfish and self-absorbed that they didn't give a damn about other parents not seeing their sick babies.
you can only hope life breaks their glass cribs one of these days.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I don't care how many billions you're worth and love your kid, you're setting them up to be major douchelords and queens in life. If only that.
see prince azib, third in line for the crown(below).
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I'll defend the right of people to spend their own money however they wish. I'll also defend my right to call them Tacky Tacky Tacky!
These two are the worst examples of Nouveau Riche.
jack asses with too much money part 41558598.
i hope blue ivy takes after jay-z in looks. no amount of surgery could help improve that mug.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
LaChaylo you're killing it tonight! Your cynicism and snide remarks speak to me. *abrazos*
Dislike these 2 tremendously. Always have.
You know bitch would've had a vanity pregnancy photo shoot done - she poses and prances everywhere else.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:11pm.
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This. And me too. TommyGirl and Katie struck me as being the same when they were together. The irony is that if their publicists didn't release it and kept it quiet, we'd be none the wiser. And who'd care?
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NO ONE MADE A "BASEMENT BABY" JOKE????
Obviously, this is some kind of tax write-off.
i will never ever forgive Beyonce who I hate anyhow but for faking her pregnancy I mean, no one just pops out a baby that quickly, and all that high heel wearing and pillow moving shit, I did not like her before but I hate her ass so much now so that I cannot even stomach the superbowl...I will have to be forced to watch the puppy bowl yet again...sigh, does my pain ever end?? Joking of course, the puppy bowl rules!!
Hotmami - I completely agree. Gotta blame the hospital, too, to the extent it had knowledge.
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I wonder where they'll send their daughter to school when the time comes.
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Any couple that would deny parents the right to their children by shutting down an entire L & D ward, are total pieces of shit.
Off topic, I know, but I have despised them since that incident. As for the money...I'd rather be broke and be who I am than be rich and be as utterly classless and narcissistic as these two.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:34pm.
Where I come from (Mississippi) I was the only white kid in school (but thought I was black)... Little did I know that I was the minority.
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Jack, how many years did it take you to figure it out? (Or as the Mississippians say it, "figger"?)
j/k, in case you couldn't tell.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:37pm.
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I almost said who is Matthew... barely know BeyBey and Jay-Z's last names. HA! I like Solange but nobody let's her be great. One day she'll snatch Bey's hair so hard and find out it's RILL. ;D
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The question is how much quality time do their parents actually spend with her. That's a problem that poor and rich people have - too little time.
DID SOMEBODY SAY MOONPIES AND STRAWBERRY SODIE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:40pm.
LOL. You know I get "you talk like a black girl" too. I have about about 4 accents.
Why Cashew, I didn't know you were of a black persuasion!
You sound so whi.....UR MAH GUR!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:36pm.
Foxxy, not the butler? hehehehe
we haven't seen Matthew Knowles in a long while ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, not the butler? hehehehe
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Does anyone else get the feeling that this is their way of telling us all to JUST EAT CAKE BITCHES!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:30pm.
who do you think cleans the suite when The Carters leave? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Ivy is the CHOSEN ONE but what about Solange, does she her own basement apartment complex? Doesn't she have a kid(s) too? ;p
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 6:07pm.
you can have the Ebony and Jet but sorry you'll have to pry "Black Hair" out of my cold dead hands
/omg, Rock Creek! you like Cheerwine? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't have a problem with them spending their money like dipshits...most celebs do. But all the lying about the surrogacy makes me despise them. It's pretty obvious when one day you appear to be second trimester & the next day you don't even look pregnant...your pillow baby isn't working out too well.
In the words of the late, great, Cordelia Chase "I don't want the most expensive thing just because it is expensive, I want it because it costs more"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:13pm.
no. and i don't like watermelon.
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Gasp!!!! Step forward, Foxxy. Hand it over. You know what I'm talking about. Give me your card. Your Ebony and Jet mag subscriptions are hereby terminated. Because you've been such a good soldier, we'll let you keep the name FoxxyBrown in honor of our cultural icon, Pam Grier (Praise Coffy!)
But remember, we're watching you. Better not get caught eating a moon pie with a strawberry soda, no Nehi's or Rock Creeks or gallon jugs of grape drink or fruit punch. You know I love you but I gotta turn my back on you now. Gon' girl. *sniff* ;)
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this just cant be true. 83000 for a suite works out to 3 grand a night, just about. the 5000 square foot penthouse at the hilton is only 5k a night. i dont buy this.
i hope to fuck its a lie.
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Y'know, I miss listening to Coach Thompson on the radio where he would talk about all sorts of issues relating to sports and life.
One of my favorite things he talked about was when he went off about people trying to manipulate or shame him about what/where he should be lending his time, effort or money to whatever causes or charities they felt could benefit from him.
He basically said he had his own interests thankyouverymuch and he wasn't letting nobody tell him where, when, what he should do with his money, his time or who he should help out.
And he was talking about black folks!
So if someone is a part owner of a team, pulls in revenue galore and wants to have a private spot to watch the game, entertain friends/associates or whatever, who the fuck are we to critique it?
They earned their shit, they can do what the fuck they want with it. Simple.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:40pm.
@ Cashew -- i have a Redken EQ demi-perm [/coward], so it just is a deposit no lift
I don't know what this sentence means LOL. But okay, I'll stop by Ulta sometime, though I'm thinking I shouldn't do it until I get LASIK. I think too much stuff going on with glasses looks too grungy, and I don't want it just for the weekends.
LOL At looking Messican. Some messicans have fair skin :-o. I know!
@ Cashew -- i have a Redken EQ demi-perm [/coward], so it just is a deposit no lift. also Ulta carries a really cool pink brush in dye if you want to try it out before taking the plunge. never tried it but have picked the box up and put it down a couple of times. it think it's by Alterna (sp)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:35pm.
Foxxy, I always wanted to dye mine with pink streaks. Do I have to bleach it to do that?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:34pm.
oh shit, jack is really Navin R. Johnson!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:33pm.
I'M GONNA NEED TO KNOW BRA SIZE BEFORE WE TAKE THIS ANY FURTHER!
ETA: holy shit, sorry, I thought this was OP...
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Submitted by ewe on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 5:28pm.
yes, but i probably fuck up my Blackness by eating it with mexican hot sauce instead of trappey's or one of those from the south
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12