Don Johnson Finally Sets The Record Straight About His Supposedly Colossal Peen
When you Google "Don Johnson naked" or "Don Johnson huge dick," you get NSFW pictures of his rolled up pancake peen and articles about how his wang is so enormous that it can pin down Jon Hamm's hammaconda in a wrestling match. Rolling Stone (via Page Six) decided to ask Don Johnson if it's true that he can tickle a lady's tonsils just by sticking the tip in her coochie and he shook his head no. Don says that the label on his dick says "regular" and not XXXXXL like the rumors claim, but he says he knows of a different Johnson with a wide-screen, hi-def dick.
“Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger [penises] than me. One time, I was in the Celtics locker room talking to Larry Bird and Kevin McHale . . . and there’s Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that’s who put the Johnson in Johnson. I mean, it must have shown on my face, because when I turned back to Larry, he looked at me and said, ‘I know, huh?’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s a weapon.’ "
I know your fingers are itching to Google "Dennis Johnson huge dick," but I already did and only got a screen full of Don Johnson's face. Don Johnson ain't shit for bringing this up 5 years after Dennis Johnson passed away, because it's not like they can have a big dick-off to see whose peen game is bigger.
And speaking of cocks the size of Liechtenstein, since I post about Richard Simmons all the time, a reader wrote me once to say that he (Richard Simmons) has the biggest cock they've ever seen. That e-mail was the equivalent of the recess bell, because it let me know that I had way too much Internet and needed to go outside to play.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:01am.
google images of Don from the 60's and 70's The man was beautiful. No lie. But like everyone else, youth and beauty fades. I don't care how much botox and silicone you shove in your face, you don't escape time and gravity.
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true dat. It really gave me the sads seeing this pic of Don Juanson.
Age is a cruel harsh bitch.
google images of Don from the 60's and 70's The man was beautiful. No lie. But like everyone else, youth and beauty fades. I don't care how much botox and silicone you shove in your face, you don't escape time and gravity.
Ha, don't hate me because you are a dead fuck! I bet these size queens are at least 200lbs... Then I guess size matters to get in that pussy with all that fat in the way...
I'm 6" but thick as a mutha fuckn wrist... Eat it old hoes.
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
I am not a size queen! 6" is my max capacity!
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:08pm.
have you read much about him? or his history w/his double ex wife? i think his reputation is the opposite of "relaxed" ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by BoxerDog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:43pm.
yeah, when you smug ass 30 year olds can't find your boyfriends or fuck buddies all those nights its because their tongues are somewhere stuck right up the middle of our over-30 #oldsmellytwats bitch.
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Bwahahaha, reminds me of the time this young dude told me I must not have hit a big bootay right after I'd said I now (back then) preferred smaller women after an unenjoyable experience with a big girl. He said this in front of some of my boys, pissed me off.
I told him "Naw, youngin, you just ain't been around long enough. You keep chasing them big girls, you'll come across a lazy one in bed, trust."
Some time passed before I worked with him again, when I did I avoided any conversation about that time. Youngin kept trying to steer the talk to big booty girls so I let him talk.
Sure enough, dude talked about some girl he chased, sweating to get in her pants. Once he got in it, he was majorly disappointed.
First I thought he was just saying that to placate me, thinking I was still mad from the first time, but no, when I saw his face he had that look.
That "Damn, I worked my butt off to get in them drawers and it wasn't even worth it, she just laid there expecting me to do all the work."
Just goes to show you, just because you got your license don't mean you know everything there is to know about driving. lols
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Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:10pm.
And anybody who says size doesn't matter doesn't know themselves well enough or hasn't had enough partners. I would never say bigger is always better, but size does matter, too big or too small and you gotta put way more work into it
LOL Salty, I sure can't argue about "enough partners" but I have seen pron (shocking I know)
So maybe it's "not too big, not too small,it's just right" that works for most.
ps: I know myself plenty:) Thank you very much
And anybody who says size doesn't matter doesn't know themselves well enough or hasn't had enough partners. I would never say bigger is always better, but size does matter, too big or too small and you gotta put way more work into it. I just broke up with a guy I was with for two years and I always found him to be just a bit bigger than ideal, it gets annoying.
I'm sure his dick is pretty big, he always seems confident and relaxed and not compensating for anything, plus that slut Melanie Griffith married him.
Foxy, good morning to you too! I've been pissing mine away but now must go clean my closet. UGH.
So much more fun on here.
lmao @ pushy -- good am pushy! also - if boxerdog is a guy - i smell a past rejection by an older woman, lol
i saw Loopy pop up in another post but very disappointed my personal go to peenologist did not get to this thread last night :-( though Bambam made a very valuable contribution ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by BoxerDog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:43pm.
Those who say size matters don't know how to work their pussy... I'm guessing those who are saying this are older, and who wants pussy over 30 anyway. #oldsmellytwat
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:47pm.
LMFAO! I was just getting ready to respond BoxerDog and Foxy beat me to it.
Agree with size for the most part and working it.
Disagree with the 2nd part. Hello! us over
"30's" hahaha KNOW how to work it i.e. enjoy it.
#oldsmellytwat --speak for yourself. Thank you
Just saying (for those who love that expression)
Submitted by BoxerDog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:43pm.
I'm guessing you've "worked your pussy" so much, it's about the age of an 80 year old and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a big dick and a small one.
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Submitted by BoxerDog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:43pm.
yeah, when you smug ass 30 year olds can't find your boyfriends or fuck buddies all those nights its because their tongues are somewhere stuck right up the middle of our over-30 #oldsmellytwats bitch.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Those who say size matters don't know how to work their pussy... I'm guessing those who are saying this are older, and who wants pussy over 30 anyway. #oldsmellytwat
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
You hoarz who are looking to improve your health and the planet through better eating habits should watch the film Forks Over Knives. Then start eating along the lines of the Engine Two Diet. Mr. DLT, who wasnt overweight but had some scary numbers for someone with a big family history of stroke and heart disease, has had an amazing reversal since starting a plant based diet less than a year ago. He lowered his bad cholesterol by over 100 points and is off all meds. Although I have been vegetarian myself since my teen years, going completely vegan with him even helped me drop some tonnage. It's pretty radical for a lot of people, but if you can gradually move in the direction of being primarily plant-based it can give you a lot of positive results. I also cook a lot more and especially like the Happy Herbivore cookbooks. It's obviously not for everyone but I thought I would throw that out to those of you you are looking for other ways to eat to improve your health.
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i think guys are more size obsessed than women tho i have a gf who used to go on and on about wanting big dicks, the bigger the better, til i pointed out that that says way more about her (anatomy) than maybe she really wanted people to know.
Cowjam: ask a pharmacist. I've found that pharmacists and nurses are very helpful to talk to, in conjunction with doctors.
Grapefruit is a known adverse-effect with almost anything. Please be careful if you are on any meds and imbibe anything grapefruit.
In my experience, my largest (length and girth) lovers have been 6'2" with long feet and hands OR 5'9" with average hands and feet but slimly-built.
So odd.
Was he considered hot once? I can't tell by that picture.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Re: Grapefruit juice. The literature for my son's bi-polar meds indicates no grapefruit juice. In addition, my daughter did a google search, which also contraindicates pomegranate. Since my son loves both, I asked his doctor about this. He said don't worry about it. Huh? I don't know what to do, but I'm not going to gamble with my boy's health, so we'll continue to live without these fruits.
I knew it! Back in their glory days, I always thought no. 3 was the hottest Celtic. RIP, DJ...
dennis johnson is also very dead.
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Years ago he was in a movie titled the Harad (maybe Harrod) Experiment nude and his peen wasn't anything special, just a normal looking guy.
So Sal, if in doubt, thin is a good guess? Is there ever a time when he'd say medium, or average? My guess is no. lol
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protip whores: when a guy says it's big, it's less than 8 inches but nevertheless thin. If he says it's small, then it's probably average but thin. If he says it's tiny, it's tiny but thin. If he says it's small, you will figure out if you like its girth once it's inside you. Bwahahaha.
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LMAO! I splurge and bring home an Amish rotisserie chicken from Kowalski's maybe once per month. Hot Lips thinks that it is ALL HIS. I have to plan stealth moves like nohooker can comprehend just to make it to the kitchen and make a sammie in peace!
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Dude, Don Johnson never made me wet my pants, but this cracks me the ef up and someone I would like to hang with. Dude, does your cock hang low, can you swing it to and fro? You wanna tie it over my shoulder like a cotton pickin' soldier? Allrighty then.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:19am.
@bam
So sorry for your losses!
I don't claim to have all (or any!) answers. My story-I started reading up on our food supply. I am absolutely repulsed by fast food, and eat "deli" food on a limited basis...watching the sodium levels and adjusting accordingly. HOME COOKING. LOTS of fish, very little beef, chicken, or pork, unless it comes from small farms that I really can't afford on a regular basis! And go nutty on veggies and fruit, and nuts too, local when possible. Which is NOT possible here, in the Land Of The Frozen Buttcheeks, nine months out of the year.
I think we all have our own road maps to listen to! :D
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You ain't tellin' no lie on that. My only problem is living in a food crazy town, being a pretty good cook AND a grill fiend. Never the less, I'm with you, cut back on beef and pork. Chicken I can get from the Amish farmers market, definitely better than the chain birds but not as good as it used to be. For me it's gonna be greens, kale, collards, spinach, multi colored veggies, less dairy but whole when I do indulge. Gonna pull out and check my old juicer, get a blender for fresh juices and smoothies. Eat more oatmeal, make more soups. I'm on a mission.
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He still looks kind of lame in the pictures. But oddly enough, I've never wanted to hang out with him more.
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Crazyinjapan, I guess if he hung out with some handlers. lol Yeah, I'd probably let him walk through a glass door first. *shakes head*
@Bambam, Baconslut, it's way true about grapefruit. My Dad can't have it and he has to limit other citrus as much as he did before. Big nono.
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@bam
So sorry for your losses!
I don't claim to have all (or any!) answers. My story-I started reading up on our food supply. I am absolutely repulsed by fast food, and eat "deli" food on a limited basis...watching the sodium levels and adjusting accordingly. HOME COOKING. LOTS of fish, very little beef, chicken, or pork, unless it comes from small farms that I really can't afford on a regular basis! And go nutty on veggies and fruit, and nuts too, local when possible. Which is NOT possible here, in the Land Of The Frozen Buttcheeks, nine months out of the year.
I think we all have our own road maps to listen to! :D
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Hi Withy!
If the Bieb smoked weed and I were nearby, I might actually hang out with him.
@ Bacon,
Give it! I'm trying to get some of my health back up to speed this year, cut out some things, pick up some things. Had another childhood friend pass on this past Sunday, he had some health issues for a while but still it's a shock and wake up call to me.
Give it, dammit!
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When do we get the Bieber smoking weed story? I'd love to hear everyone's comments on that.
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Bambam, How much can Herbs change, right? I was checking the table of contents online. By diseases and technique, looks excellent. Thanks B.
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@bam
Have the 4th edition here!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:42am.
Johnnysgirl, I think the info will help vob. Just reading about what the process is, should set her mind at ease.
@Bambam, if it's Prescription for Herbal Healing by Balch looks like there are several editions to choose from.
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Yes, that's the book, by Phyllis A. Balch. Mine is copyrighted from 2002, I know I've seen newer editions of it. It's a great reference source.
And it's true about grapefruit juice being counter productive with some medicines. I monitor all my mom's med regimens, I've had to jump in the shit of quite a few professionals not paying attention to her diet/medications.
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@johnny's
Grapefruit (and juice) often has an impact on the absorption of a drug in the body, whether it be too little or too much. Sometimes, you can partake in it if you space it far enough from your medication dose.
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Bacon, I agree. Modern Medicine is less like the knowing father and more like the curious child that needs guidance. We do well to take a more responsible role in our health.
And with that I gotta jet. Night to you all!
Johnnysgirl, I think the info will help vob. Just reading about what the process is, should set her mind at ease.
@Bambam, if it's Prescription for Herbal Healing by Balch looks like there are several editions to choose from.
Hi CIJ, Baconslut!
Night Vob and Johnnysgirl!
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BaconSlut- seriously what is the deal with grapefruit?! I noticed, when I was doing my sleuthing, that. It is contra-indicated in million ways. Go figure
@johnny's
Ironically, there is one very attentive doc at my clinic (actually, she is a PA) that really takes the time to look up the interactions. But now, many docs try to split their time between family practice and derm, because derm doesn't get successfully sued as often. Guess how hard it is to get an appointment with her, from a patient's perspective.
Not trying to spark a political debate. Not the time, place, or venue. But we, as consumers, really need to be our own advocate these days.
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VOB, I'm sending you healing wishes. Good night!
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by veryoldbat
...I googled Don Johnson's peen....
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Johnny..going off to sleep... But I have liver and pancreatic disease which usually comes from being a heavy drinker.. And is usually a guy disease.. And of course I didn't present like a guy... I. Thought I had the flu... It's unreal... Anyway.. Thanks again.. Nighters
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Good to know that the winner, and still champion, is still the Hammaconda, which I want to ride up, down and sideways.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:17am.
Totally agree with Johnny's when it comes to "alternative" medicine. The down side is that many Western docs don't know how to intermingle the two.
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YES!!
A popular subject on the COB forum was WHY chronic bacterial cystitis/interstitial cystitis (the permanent kind that is basically a life sentence of trying to avoid pain) is so misunderstood by Western docs. If the Medical Community had any idea how agonizingly PAINFUL it is - and how debilitating it can be - they would do more that prescribe antibiotics and suggest drinking cranberry juice.
We figured it's because it's not a "sexy" illness, not likely to get research funding like, say, cancer or AIDS.
Not that I'm saying those don't deserve funding. I'm just pointing out the Big Biz aspect of it all. It's like "who cares about women's peepee hole problems?" That's how they see it!
Chronic pain is no joke!