The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 4th!

As soon as KK's pregnancy was announced, at least ONE of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse started working out. - Ecce Homo

Runners-up:

Fired from his job at the North Pole, Blitzen finds himself stripping to make ends meet. - FluffKitteh

Being a DJ wasn't working out so Hot Slut, Pavel Petel, is working on his Christmas gig at the local mall. - maadbeacon

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:45pm.

I'm honored, thank you!

Submitted by brentrayfraser on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:11pm.

Watch for Mr. Deer at the Taboo Sex Show in Vancouver January 17-20, 2013. His horns freshly polished, gloves tightly laced and loin cloth dripping with excitement.

I love you
Brent Ray Fraser
Aka.
Mr. Deer

Submitted by fauve on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:12pm.

Congrats, funny sluts!

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:36am.

Good job, winners!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:16am.

congrats winners!

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 9:48am.

Yay unknown Hoofers!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by OurMissC on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:18pm.

Is your tail on backwards or are you happy to see me?

Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:24pm.

The horny young buck realized that diving into the lake to flee Sarah Palin wouldn't work as he heard chopper blades ahead and the ratcheting sound of her gearing up her shotgun.

Submitted by H321 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:58am.

In still flooded Long Island, Lindsay Lohan's first hit-and-run victim is anticipating her return.

Submitted by Madly on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 3:38pm.

Still in the fetish gear Sarah forced him wear, Todd Palin blunders into Wasilla Bay while trying to flee his wife's raging libido.

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:43pm.

A horny guy who likes fights, six packs, and is into water sports...R Kelly?

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:00pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:29am.

Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:38pm.

/laughed up a lung

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by askyermom on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:57pm.

Ready to take on the whole Stag Nation.

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:35pm.

The Minotaur from Time Bandits is mad and he's BACK, returning for his rematch with Sean Connery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEiflMNQJ1o

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:33pm.

Hung like a deer

Submitted by moob1es on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:51am.

the kimye demon after fighting its way out of kanye's birthing canal

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:59am.

Gabriel Aubrey was taking no chances on Christmas
on visitation day.

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Submitted by uncle wally on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:48am.

Yeah, Prancer always got a bad rap, but he gave Rudolph his red nose. Tired of the fame that Rudolph got, he vowed revenge. Time to show those misfit toys a little reindeer games now, and this time, it's personal.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:43am.

Madonna topless again - ho hum.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:42am.

Game of Thrones season Three

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:43am.

As usual Tom Cruise goes over the top for his new film Rudolf's Revenge.

Submitted by crankenstein on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:41am.

The jaggermeister elk hits malibu Bai Ling style.

Submitted by Spacepussy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:12am.

Rudolph + PX90 = Kick-Ass Reindeer Games.

Submitted by hmaranzizle on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:55am.

Seacrets was never quite the same after hurricane Sandy.

Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:18am.

This is why WoW went with the Panda theme

Submitted by St. platdy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 1:03am.

Fawnataur says, "Walking on water is just what we do where i come from. I think it's really going to help my job search. Gloves crossed for Fox News Correspondent."

Submitted by St. platdy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:55am.

The rainbow parties new mascot, Fawnitaur. Punching out intollerance and discrimination where ever his dress code will allow.

Submitted by St. platdy on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:28am.

The "closet confined" republican party insists a mascot change may help their next presidential candidate. Fox news is supporting "fawnotaur". Known to come from the same place they've gotten all their other information.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 11:03pm.

Sarah Palin's boy toy is known as the "Casper Smart of Wasilla."

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:25pm.

As soon as KK's pregnancy was announced, at least ONE of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse started working out..

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:40pm.

Michael phelps transition from competitive swimming to the retired party lifestyle is not going so smoothly. Let's say there's some OVERLAP.

Har har

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:12pm.

Uncle Poodle's been working out.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:12pm.

Submitted by offbeatron on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 9:11pm.

Apparently Rudolph's reindeer games are a little more "Fire Island" than "Santa's Village"

Submitted by Chilly on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:37pm.

Hurricane Sandy be damned! The circuit muscle deer of Fire Island dance on....

Submitted by Zombabe on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:53pm.

Behold! Santa's newest reindeer, Guido.

Submitted by HannibalSmith on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:53pm.

Elk's Club hazing rituals continue unabated.

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:24pm.

Hartford Insurance updates it logo for the Jersey Shore Generation

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:21pm.

Donner's blatant steroid abuse has forever tainted the Reindeer Games.
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:13pm.

Some revelers spent New Years on Pelletier Lake at LAX.

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http://youtu.be/kYrxbOV_znM

Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 8:08pm.

Not a comment, but I swear this is Mario Lopez.

Submitted by skabazzle on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 7:53pm.

Poor Rudolph thought all the other reindeer were finally letting him join in their favorite reindeer game by participating in the annual Polar Bear Swim at the North Pole. Alas, it took him too long to realize that and he spent the day blowing his bright and shiny nose all alone.