Afternoon Crumbs

When you turn off all the lights in the bathroom, splash water at the medicine cabinet and chant “porn iguana porn iguana” over and over again, this is what pops up in the bathroom mirror – The Superficial 

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles took a picture with their fans in the Caribbean and all I see are bright shiny demon eyes – Lainey Gossip

Nick Gruber is still the worst gold digging boy toy ever – Towleroad

The Swedish Shauna Sand is melting in the sun, but at least she looks as elegant as always while doing it – Hollywood Tuna 

Emma Watson does some posing in Marie Claire – The Berry 

Eye roll inducer of the day: being gorgeous and glamorous almost cost Emmy Rossum a job – Celebitchy

So I guess somebody did get a picture of Sofia Vergara’s chichi escaping out of her dress on New Year’s Eve – Drunken Stepfather

Ryan Seacrest gets his beard wet in St. Barts – Popsugar

Vanessa Hudgens’ sister needs to stop with the Sun-In – Popoholic

“Esta puta” is probably what every Mexican paparazzo said when LeAnn Rimes texted her exact GPS coordinates to them – Just Jared

The hell did they do to Jon Snow’s face – OMG Blog

Final verdict: JWoww’s ass is still gross with or without Photoshop – IDLYITW

Simon Cowell gets modest and sick of hos only staring at his succulent tit pies – Celebslam

Click the link and lick the screen if you’ve ever wanted to make out with Jimmy Kimmel’s ass crack – SOW

But did Cee Lo Green order the chocolate nachos? – Moe Jackson  

Miley Cyrus looks so much better with an adorable puppy covering half of her face – Cityrag

QUICK! Lock the doors and pull the drapes shut, Twit & Twat are out of the country – I’m Not Obsessed