Open Post: Hosted By The Greatest New Year's Eve Live Show Of 2012
What do you get when you mix a drunk producer, camera people who don't give one fuck, ear pieces bought off the back of a truck, Shannon Elizabeth, Jamie Kennedy (looking like a coked-up 70s porn director turned third-rate used car salesman), Carl's Jr., Bone Thugs, f-bombs galore, one of Hef's ex-hos, a stoned-as-all-hell Macy Gray, several servings of back fat, a fight and more sequined rolls than you can handle? You get the greatest New Year's Eve live broadcast of 2012!
KDOC-TV, some local news station in L.A., showed Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper how to really bring the New Year's Eve foolery. This video of the night's greatest hits is over 6 minutes long, but it's 6 minutes of pure gold. Come for Macy Gracy's raver Christmas tree skirt and stay for everything else. Here's just some of my favorite moments:
(at the 2:43 mark)
Macy Gray: Alright, what time is it? How much time do we have? What time is it? 11:15?! Ten minutes? What are you guys going to do at midnight? Why don't you just be early? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! You guys sure are quiet for a bunch of people.
(at the 3:53 mark)
One of the hosts who looks like Casper Smart as a Blues Brother: What's your name sir?
Drunk sir: Talan Motherfucker'-oooooh!
Host: (to a lady next to him) What is your name?
Mrs. Motherfucker - His mother.
(at the 4:28 mark)
Jamie Kennedy: What is your resolution for 2013?
Texting sequined bombshell: AYE UH UM ERR JUST GONNA GET RID OF ALL MY HATERZ!
Take note, CNN, NBC, ABC and every other network. You don't need a budget to entertain the masses. And by "masses," I mean the 3 people who watched this live. And by "the 3 people who watched this live," I mean the 3 friends of the sequined bombshell who got her text message that read: TURN ON CHANNEL 56 NOW! F U TO MY HATERZ!
Source: LAist via Uproxx (Thanks to Glossimer for sending this in)
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Frat boy degenerate douche bag. Garbage dump trash.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:22am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:00pm.
....I've been fucked by better people in real life.
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FUCKIN PERFECT!!!! kinda like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:06am.
Jack-in-the-hat loses points for not being into bondage...TIPPYTOEMOTHERFUCKER!!!
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I don't mind bondage, it's the enraged psychotic killers with a deadly weapon that make me shy away. Welping up and bleeding like I've been caned within an inch of my life just doesn't get the blood flowin south if you knowwhatImsayin.
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:00pm.
....I've been fucked by better people in real life.
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Like I told Bam the other night, write a book, get the audible version with Gilbert Gottfried as the narrator and I will buy it!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Bambam, lol a show of talent is a great idea but you still must submit to the endurance test before joining. You're booked next open office hours. *you'll pass don't worry*
Night!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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GG, Cashew and the rest of the Sinners still awake. Sleep tight and be naughty. ;p Yeah, Whams is next after Bambam.
@ESE, Excellent music selections as always! ♬ ♣ ☺
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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*in my best Bill Murray Caddyshack voice*
Errrr ladies, just poppin' back in to let you know if entertainment is needed, I can provide you the use of my skills and expertise in the arts of seduction and creative dance.
I am sure you all are familiar with the success and popularity of last year's movie, Magic Mike, the theme of which I am quite adept at and in much demand for.
I leave you with a highlight of myself in action. Please ladies, comport yourselves with dignity and elegance, do not throw panties unless they're properly soiled. Thank you and good night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=8ZpjsuuOMNw&NR=1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
Nighty night fellow Sinners!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:40am.
Next up has got to be Whamo. But we have to first lure him into our testing lair with brick oven pizza from the backyard.
Well I am turning in. I have to refresh my batteries so that I can continue living my elegant life, in my elegant world! Nite friends.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sorry Foxxy, I forgot the paperwork. :|
Sweet dream Veryoldbatty!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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sonofa!!... gotta go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9W9wVfI2k
stay kwazy, kids! see ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ladies, ESE passed. 10 straight minutes and didn't break. He may have a few scratches but he said the magic word. He's a-go and is a good candidate for a leadership position in the organization. Please be mindful that he may be exhausted now but he bounces right back. And is very energetic.
(Did I say that right, ESE?) lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Nite veryoldbat! Sleep with the perverts!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Honey and sprinkles... Clicks heels three times.. Honey and sprinkles::::::
Hugss to you all.. Toddles off into a puff.. Night Luvs.. XO B
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Ah, so it looks like Kiebler wears a lot of their samples. That explains it:
http://www.google.com/search?q=marchesca&sugexp=chrome,mod%3D10&um=1&ie=...
Honey and sprinkles... Clicks heels three times.. Honey and sprinkles::::::
HUgs to you all.. Toddles off into a puff.. Night Luis.. Xi B
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Ooh, I just googled Marchesca. These are gorgeous:
http://daphneblunt.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/marchesa-collage-1-with-s...
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:30am.
Grrrrl, the only gowns I know are at TJ Maxx lol.
Foxxy, I agree. Sometimes they can do some lovely gowns but most of the time they churn out over wrought, Quincinera, tutu dresses. Not cute.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Within -- make sure ESE fills out the release form and the latex allergy checklist. we don't want another one of those messy and unelegant ... incidents, do we?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:30am.
Yeah, but I can block it and go for the other leg from down low. That tall ho ain't got nothing!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:21am.
Dont be like that ESE. You know you love us like this!
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peehole jammin' is not on the menu, dahlin'!
now... you gonna cover me in honey, and muli-colored sprinkles before we do this, or what?... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
CashewTime, but she can kick you while wearing lingerie! That's a talent?- no?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ESE... Your an elegant 'bone thug'. Not a pity...please adopt the proper attitude of arrogance and beauty.. Whirl while you head that way with Withy...tippy toe tippy toe
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:26am.
i am not at all a fan of marchesa gowns. they all seem overdone to me
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
ESE, I have it on good authority that it will not be like that at all. In the examination I dominate and you are the subject. If you pass, the ladies are more than ready to prepare you for the real fun. DL Slut Club is for the elite. Best get ready. Hahahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:21am.
That rose on that dress is kinda fug. She's cute and all, but she annoys me. She has no talent that I know of besides working out and snagging a beard contract, and she's every where now thanks to Clooney.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:20am.
three and a half minutes of pure, unadulterated, blissful awkward fumbling, and twenty minutes of furious "i'm sorry, give me another chance!", and you'll know my name is "Pity-Fuck"!!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
buh bye Ivy, bwahahahahahahahaha
now, GG, to this week's carnage
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
NIght Bam... Tippy Toe... GG will examine your application and give it proper consideration. I will check references. Sleep tight.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
And I will be thorough ESE and Bambam (after your nap). Then the rest of the ladies will get to the real work. *snaps gloves and goggles*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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and another competitor for King Freak enters the ring!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
DR. ESE... You have to read down to catch up.. Withy will have to explain...
We thought you'd disappeared.. But you were first to be mentioned as headmaster of d listed society of depravity and over all elegance and beauty...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Nite Bambam! And Tippy toe!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Dont be like that ESE. You know you love us like this!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*fills out RSVP and application for Sinners Club, places it in envelope, seals it with "special glue"*
It's in the mail ladies. Um, if you're into recycling envelopes, feel free to re-use mine. But I wouldn't recommend licking the flap if I were you. :O
Nighty night my snuggle bunnies!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zJeGf-gpc
@ GG - i'm watching end of last week's show.
@ Cashew - i see kiebler wore marchesa to the oscars. might have something to do with her guest judging invite http://amandasnotebook.com/http:/amandasnotebook.com/2012-oscars-academy...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:18am.
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There is the matter of your initiation endurance test first... Hehehe
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yeah... you know, these times that one wanders into dlisted OP, and sees that all you bitches really care about is shoving stuff up people's peeholes, and such... *crosses legs collectivly for all the doodle holders*... lotta nerve, the bunch of ya!!... i don't have the words to type to fully express how turned on i... NO!... that's just not right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XELpxApT8Kc
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Keibler? I am looking at Katie Holmes.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:13am.
Slightly? Only Slightly???? Oh, VOB you break my heart!
Yay! I made someone siggie! Hooray for me!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Can Jack escort CIJ down the elegant stairs if he promises to les mizerabilize tippy toe muthfucka?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Cashew for beautiful and elegant slightly slutty sommelier...;D
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
The one who finds the most virgins by the end of the evening wins the Turkey! Gardening Girl
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:09am.
Well why not have her guest judge? What with such grace and elegance as this:
http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2012/01/stacy_keibler_wrestling_ring1.jp...
and this:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2011/4/8/stacy-keibler-wrestles-at-...
GG, Bambam's siggy got the whole thing. lolol
Jack's take on that, PLUS the parrot at the end were hilarious! TIPPYTOE TIPPYTOE TIPPYTOE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:06am.
Jack-in-the-hat loses points for not being into bondage...TIPPYTOEMOTHERFUCKER!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!! you and VOB are on fiyah tonight GG
why the holy hell is stacy keibler a guest judge?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:02am
We can test them on the iGallop:
http://sidesalad.net/archives/iGallopExerciseMachine.JPG