Nothing Like A Little Staged PDA To Make People Forget That Your Fiancé Is A Douche
As J. Harvey told your asses yesterday, Sofia Vergara's piece of trash fiancé Nick Loeb got kicked out of a club in Miami on New Year's Eve after her got into a mini-brawl, which ended with Sofia's chichis nearly spilling out of her party dress. I know, bitches will Instagram and tweet pictures of their belly button dandruff and combination platter from El Torito, but nobody Instagram'ed or tweeted a picture of Sofia's chichis trying to escape the rage by jumping out of her dress? We have got to tweet better.
So because the world was reminded that Nick Loeb is a first-class dick pimple, Sofia Vergara tried to do a little damage control by holding his hand all happy-like on Miami Beach yesterday afternoon. Whatever. But what I want to know is, what good qualities does Nick Loeb have, because I don't know of any. Yes, Nick Loeb is a hot dog topping entrepreneur, but he's also a chronic cheater, a mean drunk, a party ruiner and always looks like he's letting out a slow, angry fart. What's to love?
Maybe in this picture, Sofia is giving us a clue as to what Nick Loeb's one good quality is. Maybe she's trying to tell us that he's hung like a rolled lunch napkin. That's still not enough. I don't care if you poured a thick layer of Onion Crunch on top of Nick's foot long dick, I still would NOT. ("Yes, you would." - you "No comment." - me)
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It will not end well Willowmeena: ita.
Vergara is a sensual woman but her shtick is getting tired.
Don't know who he is, what he does, or where he hails from
But!
I do know that he looks like a Slack Lipped Idiot
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Submitted by lastdiva on Thu, 01/03/2013 -
Sophia is too beautiful and interesting for this low-rent no-account douche.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:15pm.
She is leagues above that boyfriend though. Don't get it.
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The thing is that he is from an extremely rich, old money family. His dad was an ambassador for the US to Denmark and a delegate to the UN. He is descended from one of the original German Jewish banking dynasties and from the Lehman family (as in Lehman Brothers).
Forget the Onion Crunch business he started, that's merely a pet project of his. Him being with her is no different than Salma Hayek being with her man. It's a perfectly mutualistic relationship with the man being the heavyweight here. I wonder why HE's with her. Obviously we know why she's with him $$$.
She reached her 40s and desperately wants to stay younger, though I don't know how much younger he is.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
This won't end well
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
In every shot she is reaching for HIM, touching HIM, looking at HIM, he is somewhere else.
Sophia is too beautiful and interesting for this low-rent no-account douche.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I think she is amazingly gorgeous, but that voice totally ruins it. She is leagues above that boyfriend though. Don't get it.
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I still say he has some major dirt on her. Maybe some pics of her with farm animals or something.
Nope, still a douche.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
She's setting a bad example by staying with this jerk. I don't doubt he hits her behind closed doors. What little respect I had for her is long gone.
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
He's so fugly but she thinks he's hot. She said something in an interview like "When we go to a party, people look at him, not me." And I was thinking, yeah, they're looking at the ugly tall guy who has all the good coke.
I loathe when people bring designer handbags to the beach - like really??
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MK: "...nobody Instagram'ed or tweeted a picture of Sofia's chichis trying to escape the rage by jumping out of her dress?..."
It's blurry and censored, but the photo was purchased by the sluts at TMZ:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/01/03/0103-sofia-vergara-wm-v2-3.jpg
I just have to comment to confirm Nick Loeb is most definitely a douchebasket. I have met him at an event he hosted back in Florida when he was with his beautiful ex, Anna. I was shocked when I heard he was with Sofia. And still is! He's cocky, arrogant, rude, and elitist. I also knew a guy who worked on some personal services in their house and he (Nick) just has no respect for anyone "beneath" him.
Either Sofia is blind or fooled or secretly an asshole, but I've never heard anything contrary to her being a sweetheart! Ugh, I just wish Nick invested with Madoff and lost all his Lehman money, became broke and had to feel what it's like to not have a silver spoon shoved up his ass for once.
ssoo... Sofia Vergara's dating young Adam Sandler with a propensity for violent outbursts?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
No better than Rhianna and Fist Brown.
"No hanee, hee deedn't mean toooo. Hee lauvessss meeee."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:47pm.
OMG YOU GUYS!!!! AAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!
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JESUS GOD, snowy!!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Am i mistaken or isnt she supposed to be pregnant?
*voms for the third time today
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:47pm.
OMG YOU GUYS!!!! AAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2256639/Hairy-eyeball-Rar...
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
My first thought when I saw this photo was: Has Scott Peterson escaped death row?
Then I read further, and since I have never heard of any of them, I have nothing to add.
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Jeg er norsk.
the fighting makes it hotter for these two to stand each other...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
WHY did I click on that? WHY? Now that image is burned in my brain.
NOT CLICKING!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks GG!
Snowpiece!?!?!?!? *gags*
Hi Twatty -- happy new year and g'day to ya'!
@ snowy -- no way i'm clicking on that link after just finishing breakfast
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:42pm.
And yes, she DID bring her expensive handbag to the beach. Granted, it is a tote, but still.
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My cheap ass brings the free totes to the beach - you know, the ones you get with makeup promotions.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:47pm.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SICKASS!?!!!
*rubs good eye*
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OMG YOU GUYS!!!! AAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2256639/Hairy-eyeball-Rar...
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anno but you are young and fresh looking AND you got great legs!
MORNING TWATTY!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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Oh Oh Oh. Well you need to write a set of your rules then. Because with some anorexic homeless dude just out of prison you're always "I still would"'and here you have a decent looking (not repulsive) not aged mega millionaire with a sex maniac reputation and suddenly you're choosier than RuPaul with her final two queens.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:42pm.
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Well, god bless your eyesight and attention span. I was so distracted by the bewbs, her amazing hair and wondering what the attraction is with Dorky McManboobs over there that I missed it.
And yes, there's something annoying about seeing people ruin expensive things. Sure, it's her money (and it could be fake) but it rankles a bit.
Hekki, poor sense is not only a poors thing.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That is a HOT swimsuit. Alas, my um, assets wouldn't do it justice.
pushy, Foxxy, Louise & GG -- hey, babes!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Pushy, I totally agree. Her body is pretty perfect.
But the rest of the package is rotten.
And yes, she DID bring her expensive handbag to the beach. Granted, it is a tote, but still.
I know it's supposed to telegraph "Oh, this old thing? I have so much money it doesn't matter that it's going to be glopped up by sunscreen and sand!"
To me it says: "I have more money than good sense, and I have to ruin expensive things to make sure everyone knows it."
Pffft.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:20pm.
Jack, can you translate? My brainz arent working on all cylinders this morning.
LOL. It took me a few times. Jack, it's like a morning brain teaser!
Hey Foxy and Twatty:)
On Topic: This woman has a hell of a body but
she is just annoying as hell. That fake
Charo impersonation. She isn't a pimple on Charo's ass. GRRRRR and I've seen that show a couple of times and she is no Hepburn.
pffft? It's the body Period.
Thank you Jack! You're a swell guy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
louise, what about the Pepsi commercial
"THAAAAANK JEEEEEW" ugh I want to throw shit at the tv!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Submitted by sillykat :
classic hot chick with low-self esteem in a relationship with a controlling douchebag. She could definitely do better, and if he's the type who is fighting in public I hate to think of what he is like in private
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Having watched my mom live that, I can testify that you have every right to suspect that worse is going on in private. I feel sorry for her.
All I can do is shame my head and think "Sophia, you in danger girl!"
He looks blobby and pasty and has no muscle tone. If I had her money and bod I would have a mansion in Miami with a whole staff of gorgeous carribean houseboys to make me smoothies, sugar scrub my back when I bathe in strawberries and cream and entertain me in the boudoir.
I linked the blind item and a bunch of info about her yesterday. Sofia is NOT an innocent little angel! mikidais has it right. She is just as much of a douche as he is!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:22pm.
Yes to all this. The little bit I've seen of her is from this site or Kmart commercials.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:20pm.
Jack, can you translate? My brainz arent working on all cylinders this morning.
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aw joo no, ey jus coo not han-dilz bee-ing uhrown
AH YA KNOW, I JUST COULD NOT HANDLE BEING AROUND
wiz dis woman here an dat ahk-sent iz likes joo
WITH THIS WOMAN HERE AND THAT ACCENT ITS LIKE YOU
no she duz jus tries too har or sum-teeng mmmm ey
KNOW SHE DOES JUST TRY TOO HARD OF SOMETHING MMM I
dunno.
DO NOT KNOW.
fuck
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
She has bruises all over her left knee and thigh.
And snowy, yes, he's got scratches on his neck, next to his right nipple and on his left wrist (red dot)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:27pm
;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Also, as I say with Rihanna and Chris Brown: These two deserve each other. Oh yes they do.
I guess where she comes from men are supposed to hit women.
LMAO @ Foxxy! ITA
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19