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January 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Guy Fieri’s S’mores Indoors Pizza!




Guy Fieri (born name: Guy Ferry) is a bona fide piece of tampon litter and he looks like a mutated pizza cheese bubble with a porcupine’s ass on top, but he has contributed two good things to modern civilization. The first good thing he produced was his gourmet emporium in Times Square, but only because it has become The New York Times’ food critic’s greatest muse. The second good thing Guy’s peroxide-damaged brain farted out was his S’mores Indoors Pizza sold at Sam’s Club. That thing is a beautiful, diabetes-summoning mess. Yes, it probably tastes like a dirty condom after messy butt sex, but the things I’d do to it after a few bong hits or twenty. Guy’s caca and burnt tonsil stones pizza is also a hit with everyone who buys it. Here’s just some of the glowing reviews on Sam’s Club’s site courtesy of Buzzfeed:

I love chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows – in short, I love s’mores… but this was the worst – and I MEAN the WORST dessert ever. Everyone was right – it was soooo spicy. I WILL be bringing this back to Sam’s Club for a full refund. It makes me so mad that Guy Fieri would ever allow people to eat something like this – I was sick from it. Did I mention it was spicy?

I bought two packs (4 pizzas) for a church dinner. First of all, according to the package, you are supposed to place them directly on the rack in the oven to bake. Marshmellow melted and fell down into the bottom of both ovens and smoked the entire kitchen/dining room area up (not to mention made a HUGE mess in the oven). Then I tried to slice them with a pizza cutter and most of the topping came off while slicing. Finally, the taste was HORRIBLE! I would have never expected it to be spicy. These pizza’s were a total disappointment!

This is the worst thing I have ever bought. There was something very hot in it that burned our tongue and throat. We had to throw it away and I don’t know what to do with the other one as they come 2 in a pack. Would never buy this again and would never recommend it to anyone!

My son thought this would be a great substitute for his birthday cake because he loves smores and pizza. Well, no where on the box does it say the smores pizza is loaded with Cayenne and chili peppers. We like spicy, but not on smores! This is disgusting! What a disappointment! Thank God for Sam’s product guarantee… This is definitely going back for a refund!

We purchased this product because it looked delicious on the box and had Guy Fieri’s name on it. I can’t believe he would put his name on this awful stuff!

Spicy, vomit-inducing, life-ruining and makes you want to stick your tongue on a block of dry ice to stop the grossness from burning into your tongue? Sounds exactly like a review you’d give after tasting Guy Fieri’s b-hole!

And if those reviews aren’t making you want to put your tongue on Guy’s chocolate disc, this picture of it will:

I’m not even going to say what that looks like. But I will say that if you’ve ever looked into a Port-A-Potty toilet after an all-night outdoor bareback butt sex orgy, you now know what it looks like.

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