Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Danica McKellar (38)
Alex D. Linz (24)
Lloyd (27)
Eli Manning (32)
Kimberly Locke (35)
Liya Kebede (35)
Thomas Bangalter (38)
Jason Marsden (38)
Dan Harmon (40)
Bruce LaBruce (49)
Mel Gibson (57)
Victoria Principal (63)
Cissy King (67)
Stephen Stills (68)
Dabney Coleman (81)
Robert Loggia (83)

Posted by: Michael K

•

Birthday Sluts

Submitted by sdfws on Thu, 01/10/2013 - 2:43am.

Discount Louis Vuitton Handbags find online for prices nike air yeezys that you would never trust that you could pay. You can discount authentic Louis Vuitton handbags air yeezy kanye west purchase at reasonable prices. Prices low as 100. Believe it or Not discount Louis Vuitton handbags are available here cheap air max on the Internet for much lower prices than retail prices. You ever get nike mag for sale I wish you could afford an old Louis Vuitton handbag? To hold hundreds, if not millions of other borse Louis Vuitton outlet price some people out air max 2012 there who enjoy opulence have a real Louis Vuitton bag without the genuine price you want.

Submitted by Gobbler on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:10am.

Submitted by Lope on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 3:30am
------------------
Well that makes sense then. It's all about context!

Submitted by Lope on Fri, 01/04/2013 - 2:00am.

Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:05pm.
That's a pretty simple-ass math problem for a math genius. "Oh look! She's a girl, so she's solving a problem about shaaawping and faaashuuun!"

That's from her book. She wrote a "math book for girls" to try to interest more girls in pursuing math.

Submitted by salacious on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:53pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:03am.

Danica McKellar....she is pretty but in that weird alien headed bobble eye sort of way. Like Meat said...where ARE her hips?
-------------------------

Bwahahaha... so she looks like Tila Tequila then? Nah she doesn't look so bad. HB to her and the other sluts.

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:47pm.

Love Danica. She's one of my she-heros. I graduated from a college with appx. 8,000 students, of which only 50 were Applied Mathematics Majors. And of the 50 Math Geeks only 2 were female. I didn't meet the other chick until we were walking at graduation.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]

Submitted by TyInTenn on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:46pm.

Happy Birthday to my favorite quarterback!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:01pm.

Submitted by soulks on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:28pm.

it's JRR Tolkien's birthday also

Is it? I just read that he wrote the ring cycle foremost as a vehicle to get characters to speak his invented elfin language. Some would say that it reads about that well... :(

Submitted by soulks on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:58pm.

it's JRR Tolkien's birthday also; Happy Birthday
Dabney Coloeman and all born today!

~O..+~
"Have you met Howard?"

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:04pm.

Danica McKellar : I'd still like to wreck her

Submitted by taliaann on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:46pm.

My doggie, Rashida Maya, is 7 today!!!!

HB to all sluts except Mel. He can go screw himself.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:10pm.

I never thought Danica was all that, but she is pretty cool for being so well educated given the history of child stars. A role model for sure.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:14pm.

HB Winnie Cooper, love her career/education path. HB to the handsome and always underrated hottie Mr. Marsden -- he stole "Death at a Funeral" from all of those professional comedians [and, yay, i finally know which name is him and which name is "Spike"!]. HB to the OG's Mr. Loggia and Mr. Coleman, legends both. HB Elisha, but jfc way to Romo-up this season G-men damn. and if Mel Gibson can say he's 57 then fuck it i'm 37 from now on then.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:06pm.

Mel Gibson is only 57?! Ooh he hit 50 hard. Would have bet money he was in his 60's.

Submitted by Blueberri_Jam on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:44pm.

I've actually been told I look like Danica before but I couldn't remember her name nor the name of that show she was in as a kid. DINGDINGDING. I can not google and show people who somebody once told me I resemble :P.

Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:35pm.

That's a pretty simple-ass math problem for a math genius. "Oh look! She's a girl, so she's solving a problem about shaaawping and faaashuuun!"

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:19pm.

Happiest of birthday belly bubbles and rubs to the hottest slut of all, Hot Lips The Wonder Persian!!! Ten years old! He'd do the celebratory Sally O'Malley kick, but that would require too much energy.

***********************************************

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:16pm.

Stills is the best songwriter and voice of CSN and his work with Buffalo Springfield was great. Now, how/why he got so obese is another story, so happy birthday Mr Stills & go easy on the cake.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:10pm.

HB to Eli Manning, Victoria Principal, Steven Stills (agree Whamo) and Dabney Coleman. Can't remember that show he was in back in the day but he was funny and a shit.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:42am.

I'd gladly show my work using long division on her legs...

----------------------------------------------
" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:28am.

I would totally do math with her. Ouu, and she's divorced after a quick marriage...

ETA: On 2d thought, that's a lot of writing to figure out 25% of $140.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:00am.

Maybe they're trying to introduce the idea of Fashion to this guy.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:58am.

danica can pull my long division anytime.

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:42am.

This is my idol right here. PHD in math and sexy...LOVE HER. *SWOOOOOOOOOON* HBD Danica.

HBD to Eli Manning.

**************************************************************

Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:40am.

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:05am.

And an especially crappy bday to that bitch from hell that helped kill my teen boyfriend Andy Gibb. DIAF Principal!!!!
==============================================
LOL, poor Dawn..

Here's a song to either make you feel better...worse :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqCmGQKmGnw

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:37am.

Hekki - totally. Can't we just encourage kids to love math and let it be? The whole "See, math is sexy!" thing puts MORE pressure on girls.

Sarah Smile

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:35am.

Happy Birthday Winnie Cooper, the great Mr. Loggia, Dabney, and Alex (Home Alone 3 was the best one of all IMHO).

Special wishes to the NFL's own "Jan Brady"- Eli Manning! Wish your birthday present was a playoff game for the NYGs, #10. :(

And an especially crappy bday to that bitch from hell that helped kill my teen boyfriend Andy Gibb. DIAF Principal!!!!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:33am.

Danica McKellar....she is pretty but in that weird alien headed bobble eye sort of way. Like Meat said...where ARE her hips?

Bruce LaBruce...no idea who he is but his parents deserve the Name Fail Award

Mel Gibson....Sugar Tits

Stephen Stills....They were the best when Neil Young was with them.

Dabney Coleman...Played one of the best assholes on film and TV

Robert Loggia...I liked when he was shot like a dog in Scarface.

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:26am.

Happy birfday to that HOT SLUT Dabney Coleman. He was everywhere in the 70s and 80s. Love him. (But get him confused with Gene Hackman.)

Danica McKellar is a hot slut, too, but that photo is NOT flattering. AND I'm vaguely insulted that they're playing off her super-intelligence with reference to shopping, like it's embarrassing to be smart.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:23am.

Happy B-Day Bruce LaBruce!!! A birthday slut ba-buttons knows!! ba-buttons knows Bruce through his trangendered friends in the porn scene. His parties are awesome, gay porn gets some straight women super hot and ba-buttons has seen the benefit of that.

Happy B-Day Victoria Principal!!! Fell in love with you all over again when J.R. died and all the old clips were being shown. Smoking hot despite the '80's hair and a kick-ass bod. ba-buttons still would despite the freakish plastic surgery.

Happy B-Day Dabney Coleman!! Prolific character actor that was in some of ba-buttons 1980's pay-tv faves like "Cloak & Dagger", "Dragnet" and "The Man With One Red Shoe"

--------------------------------------------------

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:20am.

That top that Danica is wearing is from Bebe....I knew it because I had the same one in turquoise during my cheap whore phase in the summer of 2006

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did anyone order me a plain cheese?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 9:18am.

Victoria Principal you bitch. I remember being a little 80s gay absolutely infatuated with her first boy toy husband (of 2 years) who was much younger than her, Christopher Skinner.
http://imagecollect.com/picture/celebrity-entertainment-event-fame-famou...
Wherever he is, hope he's happy and still living off some of your money and never shaved that pelt of fur sticking up out of his collar. How could you have dumped him for some plastic surgeon for free work for life. Chris wore you out after two years, huh. Couldn't walk. Bitch.