Afternoon Crumbs

January 3, 2013 / Posted by:

The jokes write themselves: a vintage quote from Lindsay Lohan in Nickelodeon Magazine – ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are STILL in Cabo and they’re standing around like kids whose parents forgot to pick them up from school – Lainey Gossip

Noted ghost humper Ke$ha is an equal opportunity ghost humper who will hump on ghosts with penises or ghosts with vaginas – Towleroad

MiserAlba’s bikini ass gives an encore performance – Hollywood Tuna 

That first mug shot should be Florida’s official state flag – The Berry 

In case you believed Kim Kardashian when she lied and said that an E! camera crew hasn’t moved into her uterus yet….. – The Superficial 

The look isn’t Reese Witherspoon in a 1950s one piece and a trucker hat – Popsugar

And here’s Pamela Anderson’s ass – Drunken Stepfather

And here’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s future ex-girlfriend (it’s inevitable) in chonies of every color – Popoholic

For the zero of you who already didn’t know that LeAnn Rimes had a tracking device installed in one of her silicone titty sacks so the paparazzi always know where she is – Celebitchy

Jennifer Lawrence thinks acting is stupid – Cityrag

For about six seconds there I mistook Kristen Stewart for Skillrex without his glasses on – Just Jared

Never mind Fist Brown, Nia Long’s Fresh Prince character is about to file charges against RiRi for stealing her entire look – Moe Jackson 

Krysten Ritter is the latest name of a million that’s being tossed around for a role in Fifty Shades of SuckIDLYITW

Riding the subway in Tokyo at rush hour seems about as fresh and pleasant as spending ten minutes in the Scientology’s men sauna during happy hour – OMG Blog

Snoop Lion keeps it elegant in a red velvet fur coat – I’m Not Obsessed

Angelyne, please snatch your favorite wig off of Nicki Minaj’s head – Crunk + Disorderly

This 10-year-old anti-Belieber needs to review everything from now on – Videogum

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