Samuel L Likes To Make Bitches Squirm
That title actually sounds a lot sexier than this story is, although pretty much everything Samuel L. Jackson does is damn sexy. In this particular case, Emmy winner Jake Hamilton is interviewing Quentin Tarantino and several of the Django Unchained cast members on his show Jake's Takes and everyone plays nice....until they get to SLJ and he breaks it off in dude's ass. Swooooooooon. It seems like every bitch from Sarah Silverman to Katt Williams can't shut up about how they feel about the use of the "N" word in Django, so Jake tried to ask Samuel what his take was.
The whole interview is above, but skip to the 13:56 mark to watch Jake wishing a hole the size of Kim K's ass would open up and whisk him away to a safer place, like oblivion.
Jake: Y'know There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the usage of the "N" word in this movie...
SLJ: No? Nobody? None? The word would be?
Jake: Oh, I don't want to say it.
Samuel yells at him to say it for almost a full minute, refusing to answer the question until he does, while Jake squirms in his chair like a first grader that has to pee pee. I don't blame his ass, but it's kind of funny.
Jake: I don't like...I don't wanna say it. Will you say it?
SLJ: No! Fuck no. That's not the same thing.
SLJ: You want to move on to another question?
Jake: Okay, okay awesome.
As Samuel turns to the camera and laughs his ass off (and never does answer the question), you can't help but wonder what would have happened if Jake DID say it. I'm thinking Sam L would have pulled a Jules from Pulp Fiction on his ass and he knew it. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKER SAY N***ER ONE MORE GOTDAMN TIME.
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Came for SLJ lulz, then came to the bambam story.
I know I am sick and tired of people all over the fucking world OUTSIDE of America running up to me with 'Hey n*gga', because they think every black person runs around saying that to one another when in fact it is more like %10 of the uneducated ones that represent the ones that know better. If Jay-Z and Puff Dudday (typos and they stay) raised their children overseas, I'd bet they wouldn't be so inclined to use the word. But then again, they made billions of dollars for themselves and companies selling the bad side of African-American culture. And for any black people that do use the word in everyday speech, I have news for you...
The reason why you never see/hear Asian people calling one another 'chinks', Jewish people calling one another 'kikes', et cetera, et cetera?
They got the fuckin' memo!
Wise up, America!
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When you start writing erotic stories, get Gilbert Gottfried to narrate...I will be the first inline to buy the audible version!!!
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Gilbert Gottried? Gilbert Gottfried? Ooooo girl, you got some issues, dontcha? LMAO!
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Hahahahahaha! Nah! When you wrote your ooooh soo cliente experience with your lady friend, it made me think of Gilbert's narration of 50 shades of grey...Lmao!
"I agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
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AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
Gilbert take me now!
Thanks Boredas, I was speechless there for a minute. Total Panty creamer (like Quentin) LOL O_o
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:50am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:06am.
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When you start writing erotic stories, get Gilbert Gottfried to narrate...I will be the first inline to buy the audible version!!!
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Gilbert Gottried? Gilbert Gottfried? Ooooo girl, you got some issues, dontcha? LMAO!
I tell ya what though, I'd kinda like to sound like Thomas Hardy did as Bane in TDKR. He sorta sounded a bit like Sean Connery.
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:12am.
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@Bored, Hugo Weaving could narrate the socks off you.
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Really? Cause this really got my juices flowin..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
had to excuse myself to the bathroom for a change after that
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Bambam, Boredas, I didn't want to use the word erotica because Lucy was teasing me the other day saying I got it in the brain, SO NOT TRUE! I've seen a few on here who have the knack.
@Bam, you should, if only to admire the beautiful feet again. lol
@Bored, Hugo Weaving could narrate the socks off you.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:06am.
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When you start writing erotic stories, get Gilbert Gottfried to narrate...I will be the first inline to buy the audible version!!!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
@ Withy,
Yeah, I gotta go thru my phonebook and see if I can re-connect with her after that story. She was a sweet person, good people. The kind you'd like to keep in touch with regardless, y'know?
Unfortunately I probably liked her more than she liked me, lord knows she was so beautiful she could have her pick of men better off than me.
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
Bambam, Hope LaChay comes back cuz I think we just discovered someone has a talent for hot writing, lol. Story day around here must be hard to get through... all at once. *giggles*
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 10:45pm.
GG!! Hola - I'm a foot phobic, lol, so no open toes for me, lol.
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Pruuuuuuude! Poor baby, you should try it someday, you might like it.
I got a story (of course!) One very petite young woman I dated had very tiny, beautiful feet and toes. I'd never done anything other than caress them when we were together but we'd broken up and moved on to other people.
When we hooked back up for some reminiscing ses, it appeared she'd learned some new stuff. We were doin' it, her on her back, legs spread and bent at the knees. I was on my knees holding her at the knees, about half way in and stroking at an easy pace.
We got a nice little rhythmn going like that, she could diddle herself while I pumped in and out, running my hands up and down her legs.
It was gettin' good to both of us. Then she raised her leg and stuck her foot (they were sooo smooth and soft) in my face so quite naturally I started sucking on her toes. I focused on her second toe, next to the big one, sucking on it and flicking the tip like it was her clitoris.
So I'm pumping, sucking that toe, she's diddling herself and pushing back at me, moaning louder and louder. I swear it was like her toe was connected to her clitty, I could feel her start to grip me inside her, she started convulsing and when she came, she came so hard the little tramp kicked me off the bed!!!
It was soo funny to me I never finished, we just laughed, cuddled up and went to sleep after, a great time.
Don't knock it Chay, you never know. ;)
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
SLJ is just so...the shit! And I happen to LIKE my toes sucked, thankyouverymuch. Provided they are properly bathed and pedicured, that is.
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Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
Rande, I saw Tom Wopat in it! My 12 year old self went SQUEEEEEE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Doesn't SLJ play a house N-word in the movie? My friend said the movie has a startling number of cameos--I guess so they can all say they've been in a Tarantino movie.
Has it come to that? To me, Tarantino's just a slightly more literate, more clever Robert Rodriguez or even Russ Meyer.
I want Sam Jackson to yell at me! Seriously. My dream.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
La Chaylo, I used to work in an office with LOTS of foot freaks. So I guess I am used to it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG!! Hola - I'm a foot phobic, lol, so no open toes for me, lol.
Withy, cowboy boots - he probably likes the smell of leather...Ewwww.
LaChay, forget shoes, cowboy boots! I wish I knew him so I could introduce you. Would that make me a Toe Pimp? :O
Happy New Year to you!
ETA: Psst GG is the biggest tease. lmao
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La Chaylo, ( HI BABE!) I would wear sandals and a fresh pedi to tease him. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Withy - Happy New Year! Quentin is a big ol' weirdo, lol. But for some reason, I want to meet his crazy ass and have a drink with him, with closed toe shoe and socks on, of course.
Forget his nuts it was his dick that was the scene stealer, my friend leaned over and said "wow, is that thing for real?"
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:58pm.
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HELLO THERE YOU NASTY MF LaChaylito! *waves and wishes you happy tidings and the rest*
Quentin's next movie should be called Revenge of the Nasty Mother Toesuckers!
ETA: Sweetass, hell to the mf NO! hahaha
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Hey girls! I know, NASTAY. Can you imagine hooking up with him??? I would be like, oh you just like my FEET, thank God. Weird as hell mofo, but has directed some cool stuff. I want to see this movie!
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:52pm.
Pssst, for the Quentin loves toes people...
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/06/29/toeantino
LMFAO and GROSS.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:52pm.
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LOL We were just talking about that.
"Toeantino" -- *dies, dies dies* ;D
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Pssst, for the Quentin loves toes people...
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/06/29/toeantino
LMFAO and GROSS.
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BTW, why is it so controversial to use the n-word in a movie about slavery times? Are we supposed to assume that racist slave-owners would be politely referring to them as "African Americans"?
Then again, people are now censoring and reediting Mark Twain's classic literature because HE used the n-word.
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Actually, as far back as 1906, Joseph Conrad's classic tale Nigger of the Narcissus was re-named before it was published in the United States, because using "Nigger" was considered in bad taste here.
Likewise, in the 1920's, Agatha Christie's brilliant mystery play, "Ten Little Niggers" was re-named when it came over from the UK for the same reason.
Calling black people "niggers" has never been acceptable, despite it being quite common.
Of course, the correct term has constantly changed too, from Africans to Coloreds to Negroes to Blacks to African Americans.
Although it's stupid to follow the political correct proscription of never uttering a word, having a polite common sense society should preclude it's use in most circumstances.
Plus, the real problem are the jews anyway.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:43pm.
OMG Boredas, I'd die of laughter if I saw him somewhere. I'd probably start talking about people's feet!! That woman was deplorable for being such a blabber mouf. Trash is right. I'd be most surprised if anyone even remembers her name or her face. Serves her right too.
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I loved how through out the whole letter she just has this fucking air of sarcastic pretentiousness to her, like she's some pseudo intellectual/standup comedian, but bitch you are a nasty HO! Atleast she admitted to being an attention ho, considering she emailed this to 15 people.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
OMG Boredas, I'd die of laughter if I saw him somewhere. I'd probably start talking about people's feet!! That woman was deplorable for being such a blabber mouf. Trash is right. I'd be most surprised if anyone even remembers her name or her face. Serves her right too.
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Love SLJ! This had me rotfl.I did feel bad for the dj, but still, LMAO.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:32pm.
Ewww Boredas, that sounds hilarious and strange! To each their own but it makes me laugh so hard when someone goes overboard. Now I imagine Quentin asking random strangers to suck their toes, just that, nothing more, hahaha
I haven't seen this movie yet but I'm still hearing good things about it. It was totally unnecessary to create this story about all this other stuff imo.
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It kind of was, if I remember correctly it was a party, let me see if I can find it. All through out, she's trying to make him seem weird, when she's failing to realize her ass not only willingly went along with it, but partly did it for a story to tell. Some people are just trash..
http://gawker.com/5816417/the-quentin-tarantino-toe+sucking-sex-email-th...
That was easier than I thought.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
boredas..Yes, Mr. Foxx's nuts make a special appearance in the movie. I bought that book for my nephew last year!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Forget the nuts, did you see the size of his dick when he was upside down...pretty impressive. Also I liked that you could see his freckles. In this movie, they are cute and usually the makeup people hide them.
I love what Sam L did there, that was hilarious. And not because I think he was trying to be intimidating. Something tells me he has a keen sense of humor, and irony. "It wasn't a good question if you can't say the word." Awesome.
Ewww Boredas, that sounds hilarious and strange! To each their own but it makes me laugh so hard when someone goes overboard. Now I imagine Quentin asking random strangers to suck their toes, just that, nothing more, hahaha
I haven't seen this movie yet but I'm still hearing good things about it. It was totally unnecessary to create this story about all this other stuff imo.
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I would never call someone that. I've been called one before by a friend, but I could never call someone that myself. It's one of those words that are, in general, truly bad. I curse like a sailor, but would not call anyone certain things. Racial/sexual slurs are the true 'bad' words. But sometimes, a discussion of race, especially in terms of a historical narrative, words like that are necessary are to present an accurate and comprehensive picture of racism. Referring to words like that in context if discussing such a narrative, especially when that use is permitted by member of said group who has been te target if the slur, is not only permissible, but proper. To do otherwise is to whitewash history and to try and hide the evils of history. To do so is an insult to those who bore the brunt of discrimination. The word "nigger" was used to hurt people. It still is. Acknowledge that. Acknowledging that is necessary to properly paint a picture of the atrocities African Americans have faced. Trying to pretend that word doesn't exist is pretending that certain atrocities never existed. And that is more harmful than saying the word in the context of discussing its use in a story about racism.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
BTW, why is it so controversial to use the n-word in a movie about slavery times? Are we supposed to assume that racist slave-owners would be politely referring to them as "African Americans"?
Then again, people are now censoring and reediting Mark Twain's classic literature because HE used the n-word.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 9:13pm.
Foxxy, Tarantino always is and has been a dang edgy and enthusiastic toe sucker, there I said it! LOL
Hope you enjoyed a great one as well and that you stayed out good and late. ;D
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I read about his toe sucking fetish... I can believe it, I read a story that some mouthy ho wrote about a "supposed" one night stand she had with QT, like it was something to brag about, instead of making her look like the creepy desperate whore she was. Anyway, he totally looks like that kind weirdo who would be in to some crazy shit. It always amazes me though, the most kinky people I've ever met(the people who unfortunately feel like divulging their sexual fetishes) were also some of the most unfortunate slobs I've ever seen, and it made me wonder, wtf would fuck you, much less do any of that shit with you? I know allllllllllllllot of people who are less famous "QT" types...IE: Weird, nerd like, minus the fame and money, equally as hideous in the face.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I wasn't going to see this movie because I'm just meh about Tarantino movies, but since bitches won't shut up about it (I'm looking at you, Spike Lee) I've decided to give it a try.
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Foxxy, Tarantino always is and has been a dang edgy and enthusiastic toe sucker, there I said it! LOL
Hope you enjoyed a great one as well and that you stayed out good and late. ;D
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THE N-WORD, MUTHAFUCKER! CAN YOU SAY IT?
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Oh, this gives me great amusement. This Jake guy is from Houston, and his ass kissery is disgusting during interviews. This is pretty funny.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:18pm.
What I love about Sam is he's gotten filthy rich playing variations on the angry black man, y'know, the one that irrationally scares the living shit out of white america in real life. Ya gotta love this country. lols
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TIPPYTOE!!! MOTHERFUCKER TIPPYTOEEEEEE!!! BITCH!!! TIPPYFUCKINGTOE!!!!! TIP!!!! EEEE!!!! TOOOOOOE!!! TIPPYTIPPYTIPPYTOE!!!
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It's so true and Adam's Mansbach knew just who to get to Narrate his children's book...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:41pm.
Saw Django. Great movie...saw Jamie Foxx's nuts.
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His nuts are in the movie?! Now I HAVE to go see it!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Ha. Whatever. I know someone who is in the process of writing a movie about slave revolt and his script uses the N word in almost every line. That's how they talked back in the day. I can only imagine the crap he's going to get.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Actually, this makes me hate him a little. What kind of fucked up behavior it this shit? What a dick.
SLJ is the baddest mofo on the planet...
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Roseanne Barr
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah LOVE him! Sam is such a capital G, hes almost L,M,N,O,P!!! Samuel can do no wrong in my book. <3
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:18pm.
What I love about Sam is he's gotten filthy rich playing variations on the angry black man, y'know, the one that irrationally scares the living shit out of white america in real life. Ya gotta love this country. lols
*pouts* i never see the announcements for those jobs...waaahhhh
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12