Afternoon Crumbs
When my landlord opens my door for my family, because they haven’t heard from me in days, they’ll find me shivering with fear while scratching at my eyeballs with one hand and using my other hand to point at this picture of Madge doing the tango with Valentino on New Year’s Eve – Lainey Gossip
STUNTS: RiRi and Fist Brown are still pulling ’em – The Superficial
But what does Aunt Bunny have to say about this?! – Towleroad
Guess who’s in a bikini again? You screamed out “JOANNA KRUPA!” before your eyeballs finished reading that last sentence, right? – Hollywood Tuna
I’m not sure what this says about me, but I’d totally let ginger Rosie O’Donnell stick the tip in – The Berry
JWoww’s ass cheeks look like they’re trying to escape from her body – Drunken Stepfather
I think I’ve spent less energy on desperately looking for peen on Craigslist than Anne Hathaway has on trying to get that Oscar and that’s saying everything – Celebitchy
Who cares about Jenna Deawn and Channing Tatum, is that fat Marky Mark lounging behind them? – Popoholic
Slow clap to Kris Allen for tweeting the making of his first born and his almost death, while pimping out Ford at the same time – Just Jared
Nothing says “Happy New Year” like using the REDRUM Instagram filter on a picture of your tits, obviously – IDLYITW
Oh, don’t mind Jennifer Lawrence, she’s just eating a daisy on Vanity Fair – ICYDK
“Captain, stop the ship! I spot a Laxativos Store over there!” – LeAnn Rimes – Popsugar
Psy is retiring Gangnam Style….until he has to extend his 15 minutes in America by bringing it out again. So basically, until next week – SOW
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hitting play on videos that have the words “Brown” and “Twerk” in the title – Videogum
The only thing I’ve learned from Royce Reed’s Twitter rant is that she can tweet and stand in line at the unemployment office at the same time – Crunk + Disorderly
Nicole Minetti does the Jessica Alba – Hollywood Rag
Goldie Hawn serves up some more “Peg from Lady and the Tramp” drunkness – Cityrag
The first and last time I’ll ever type these words: Ke$ha’s pussy looks so fresh – I’m Not Obsessed