Kathy Griffin Tried To Suck Off Anderson Cooper On Live Television Last Night
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My New Year's Eve was pretty dreary. I'm under the weather, so my beloved and I spent the evening on the couch, listlessly staring at the television and eating Christmas candy. That was until we happened upon Kathy Griffin trying to get a rise (literally) out of the Silver Fox by crouching down to blow him. A lot. If those two hadn't been amusing the world last night, I would have gone to bed early.
I can only imagine that Kathy's CNN NYE contract must look like this:
"The undersigned will do anything and everything within her power to disrupt the broadcast enough that co-host Anderson Cooper will be unable to stop giggling uncontrollably while having to protect his genitals from Kathy's ravenous mouth."
It was a non-stop party for those two last night. Kathy mentioned Kim K.'s vagina, shit on Honey Boo-Boo, shit on Taylor Swift, shit repeatedly on Ryan Seacrest, tried to make it rain on the crowd with a wad of cash causing Anderson to have to physically restrain her, and accused Anderson of having pet names for his cock and balls (including "his Christmas presents" and "his taffy"). And the coup de grace was, after watching a broadcast from Maine in which the townsfolk kiss a giant fish after it gets dropped at midnight, Kathy deciding she wanted to kiss Anderson's personal giant fish. Bitch kept stooping to conquer his crotch with her maw! Anderson would then have to crouch down to prevent her. Then he had to use a clipboard to stop her progress. She was undeterred, however. Up and down, up and down, they went. Anderson was less terrified when that mob was punching him in the head in Egypt.
And all I could picture was Michael K. hurling his bottle of bottom shelf vodka at the bar television and screaming about how he was going to kill that "dicknosed firecrotch bitch" and demanding his family take him to the airport so he could fly to NYC and defend Mah Boo's groin. A groin meant only for him! Or at least that's what he told the police psychiatrist after the last arrest.
Check out the video of Kathy Griffin's relentless blowjob efforts below.
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I really think this says something about what Kathy thinks of gays. She can exploit and objectify them because they aren't "real men" or human beings. A lot of straight females see gays as asexual cartoon characters whom they can do anything with.
if she would have offered to bugger him with a strap-on, he might have agreed.
This boring hag and her obsession with trying to spark some heterosexual reaction in Anderson is already gimmicky and tiresome.
If it had been David Muir (ABC gay hottie) Andy would have been dropping trousers.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
I love Kathy and her racy humor but with all her wits, she didn't have to stoop to that level just to keep the show interesting. Girlfriend tends to overdo it sometimes.
not funny. does anyone remember when dick clark used to do a year in review a couple of minutes before the ball went down and stopped at the countdown of 10? people have zero class these days.
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. She needs to give that joke a rest, like forever.
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 7:14pm.
I usually like Kathy, but I saw this live, and she took it too far. It was funny for a minute, but she just wouldn't stop.
I agree and really she should just stick to doing stand up comedy.
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I think she continued on and on to mortify the prim and proper Silver Fox. I liked the bit at first too but she had other funny bits also and maybe just ran with the blowjob bit for too long.
It's not like Kathy could have mortified him that badly! After All the Silver Fox's Mother Gloria Vanderbilt had him proofread a book she wrote where she describes some guy she was with as the "Nijinsky of cunnilingus"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1E4xC9l_hs#t=09m39s
I like her. I couldnt watch the last season of her "reality" tv show and her talk show but I like to watch when she is on talk shows. I missed this last night though, damn!
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She's on my list of top 4 people I un-ironically adore: 1) Kathy 2) Joan Rivers 3) Richard Simmons 4) Honey Boo Boo. That said, I stopped the video at 1:20.
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No kidding!
The skit was not funny and indicates a slippery cultural slope. A little dignity would not be unwelcome.
That wasn't not funny.
"This world is a whore."
Mani6 I agree....her stand up shows are awesome. Her Tv show is ok, her random hosting gigs kind of Suck. :(
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Yeah...NO. *insert picture of Grumpy Cat* Only speaking for myself, but if someone insisted on inserting their melon into my crotchital region repeatedly to get a laugh over my hetero- or homo-sexuality for their benefit, on TV or not, they would have their 'nads stapled to the nearest fixture for eternity. Not cool. Or funny.
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that was inappropriate and lame.
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God don't like ugly.
I'm completely validated as a mom that is raising two daughters without TV. You can't even put on a New Year's countdown without seeing a woman acting like a low class piece of trash? She is NO better than a Kardashian and that says a lot.
Mano, weren't you surprised that Dina was there? Well I was. It's like she was hiding or something - there was no mention of her at first.
Anyway, Dina is one of the worst enablers in the world. Jesus.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 7:14pm.
I usually like Kathy, but I saw this live, and she took it too far. It was funny for a minute, but she just wouldn't stop.
I agree and really she should just stick to doing stand up comedy.
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Oh yeah, and this:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/12/lindsay-lohan-bloated-face...
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It's great to be with family on New Years!
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Rem: I know what you mean. Sometimes things like farts will crack me up, but Kathy and Anderson are too old to be goofing like that on camera. Leave that kind of on-camera shenanigans to the Jackass crew and have some dignity. Or joke around like that during your private time.
Louise: thanks for responding. I know it's sort of an offensive topic, right? And Bethenny Frankel! She's the other one who straight men don't like. Oh well, buttloada of money and a bunch of good gay friends probably make up for not having guys slobbering all over you!
All I saw was a sea of Nivea hats and Nivea noise makers in the 8 minutes I watched on 4 channels.
Will Poise Bladder Control be the official advertizer for 2014? "Kiss My Pee-Pee!"? Or Charim? "Kiss My Ass!"
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She's the one who turned Anderson gay
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I'll take her and Andy over Gaycrest anyday. As is stands, I watched nothing. Had some music on and was reading.
I usually like Kathy, but I saw this live, and she took it too far. It was funny for a minute, but she just wouldn't stop. I was thankful to be at home though, quiet with my gas and bloat, and ended up renting 'That's My Boy.' Lol. :)
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I have just assumed that all along her career has been built from blow jobs and shameless ass licking so why is this news? I mean how hard is it to be funnier than Brooke shields on a sitcom? That's the role that put this hideous untalented person in the public eye, right?
" Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I guess I am becoming a bit old-fashioned, but it was crude and I really didn't find it humorous or entertaining.
She should save that gay/straight sexual innuendo trash for the shows on E! as they love that crap.
Cheap attention-whore. She is the best CNN can produce? Explains their dismal ratings. Next year she can do butt-sex on camera.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 4:58pm.
She's the type of woman straight men don't like, so she's always hanging out with gay guys. Lady Gaga is another one like that. And SJP.
What is that all about? Is it that they're overly vivacious, or the mannish quality?
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I think anything I say will be sort of offensive, but I have a theory. Most (not all) straight guys seem to go for women who make them feel very masculine and I could see how Kathy and Gaga (their public persona) wouldn't do that for most straight men. They are feminine, but both kind of exude something that says they don't need or want a man. They could be perfectly lovely people privately, but that is just what I see in their public persona.
I don't know what the deal is with SJP. I think she's just not very cute and seems kind of whiney or clingy.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 4:58pm.
She's the type of woman straight men don't like, so she's always hanging out with gay guys. Lady Gaga is another one like that. And SJP.
What is that all about? Is it that they're overly vivacious, or the mannish quality?
*ponders*
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Because they're gayer than the gay guys?
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I like Kathy Griffin and she can be very funny, but that was just dumb not funny and she kept going with it far too long.
Fail.
I'm not watching, mostly because I dislike Anderson Cooper. Kathy can be funny at times, and she's a hard worker, so I'm cool with her.
She's the type of woman straight men don't like, so she's always hanging out with gay guys. Lady Gaga is another one like that. And SJP.
What is that all about? Is it that they're overly vivacious, or the mannish quality?
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All this gossip today and yesterday is making me go into a shame spiral...
The sham marriage of the year, the most useless pregnancy of the year, and the most famewhorey stunt of the year. And we're only 15 hours into 2013. Christ Almighty.
Y'all decide which is which. I'm gonna take a fucking nap.
AWKWARD.
I think she's pretty hot, especially considering her age. She looks great on her talk show (funnier than her stand up). Yeah she paid for it, but so what? She's an older career-oriented single woman and she felt pressure in Hollywood, and at least she's honest about it.
Anderson Cooper handled that well. I couldn't hear the audio.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 4:46pm.
I absolutely loathe grown men who giggle.
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Love her. Get it, Kathy! *hides from MK's champagne bottle*
HER FACE!!! I like her standup and always DVR them on Bravo. And we know she doesn't try to hide her plastic surgeries, but she is entering Wildenstein territory. Her nose looks new and her eyes look stretched back, which you don't see very often anymore. Unless it was her makeup...
Anderson Cooper has the most annoying smarmy laugh. He's past his expiration date, too.
sorry, but this twat isn't funny now and wasn't even funny then - I watched about two seconds and turned it off. since I made a resolution to start the year off right, looking at her desperate, plastic-surgered-to-death ass and face is nothing but a quick ticket to a shit year.
just say NO, bitches...
Wow!
I guess with her manly face and boyish body, she was hoping the other team might have some interest. She knows exposing her boobs will not be of interest to anybody, so she's trying to think outside the box (I will leave unintentional pun).
Well, screw that hateful cow--she and I both know she's 10 years past has been.
Desperate and not very funny. I didn't hear the rumors that she visits the kitty. I'd have a heart attack seeing that Botoxed mug in between my legs.
She is really a classless, unfunny, desperate person.
At least it wasnt kim kardashian ..i'll take kathy over that whore kim k
Lol wow I wish I saw this live.
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Blerg!!
Wait, I'm confused.
Is she trying to show that she's still down with the kidz? That she's still (!?) sexay - in which case go after one of the biggest gays ever? Trying to get attention any way she can? On drugs?