Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Linda Rogo (as played by Stella Stevens) from the Poseidon Adventure!

Like any other 55 year old fat lady with cats trapped in a 32 year old gay man’s body, New Year’s Eve only bring one film to mind – The Poseidon Adventure! This 1972 cinematic shitquake is about a ship turning upside down and the survivors, including Gene Hackman, the grandfather from Willy Wonka, the first Fallon Carrington and Shelley Winters (who gives a crotch shot) struggling to get out. But the real star is the queen of all sluts, Linda Rogo. An ex-hooker, she strips to her panties as soon as the ship capsizes, like a good slut should. She spends the rest of the movie cursing at everyone, calling Shelly Winters a fat ass and climbing through vents in her high heels and underwear. Spoiler alert: Bitch dies at the end, which is a bummer because I’d have loved to see her scream at Telly Savalas in Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.

Here’s to Linda Rogo and let’s hope that 2013 is the year of the slut!

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