Hot Slut Of The Day!
Linda Rogo (as played by Stella Stevens) from the Poseidon Adventure!
Like any other 55 year old fat lady with cats trapped in a 32 year old gay man's body, New Year's Eve only bring one film to mind - The Poseidon Adventure! This 1972 cinematic shitquake is about a ship turning upside down and the survivors, including Gene Hackman, the grandfather from Willy Wonka, the first Fallon Carrington and Shelley Winters (who gives a crotch shot) struggling to get out. But the real star is the queen of all sluts, Linda Rogo. An ex-hooker, she strips to her panties as soon as the ship capsizes, like a good slut should. She spends the rest of the movie cursing at everyone, calling Shelly Winters a fat ass and climbing through vents in her high heels and underwear. Spoiler alert: Bitch dies at the end, which is a bummer because I'd have loved to see her scream at Telly Savalas in Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.
Here's to Linda Rogo and let's hope that 2013 is the year of the slut!
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thought that was a still shot from "Liz & Dick" - no joke
"So what resolution should we make for the new year? Resolve to let God know that you have the guts and the will to do it alone. Resolve to fight for yourselves, and for others, for those you love. And that part of God within you will be fighting with you all the way."
How apropos.
.Michelle
I saw this when I was ten. I hated it when Stella Stevens had to strip down to her panties--how embarrassing. But what really destroyed me was that Pamela Sue Martin's teenaged character had shorts--yes real athletic shorts, color coordinated and ready to go under her evening gown, as if she actually thought about the possibility that the massive and unsinkable ocean liner might flip ass up exactly at midnight. The bitch actually set out to prevent someone from seeing her underpants, in the event she might have to undress after a catastrophic deluge. Curse you, Pamela Sue's character. You ruined my tweens. I knew I would never have your foresight. It tortured me for ages and kept me out of the canoe at summer camp.
Michelle
I saw this when I was ten. I hated it when Stella Stevens had to strip down to her panties--how embarrassing. But what really destroyed me was that Pamela Sue Martin's teenaged character had shorts--yes real athletic shorts, color coordinated and ready to go under her evening gown, as if she actually thought about the possibility that the massive and unsinkable ocean liner might flip ass up exactly at midnight. The bitch actually set out to prevent someone from seeing her underpants in the event she might have to undress after a catastrophic deluge. Curse you, Pamela Sue's character. You ruined my tweens. I knew I would never have your foresight. It tortured me for ages and kept me out of the canoe at summer camp.
Very MDNA
If any of you horz ever meet up with Gene Hackman, be sure to tell him how much you liked the Poseidon Adventure, then run for your life.
Stella Stevens always played a rode hard & put away wet slutty type. I saw this movie in the theatre when I was a kid; it's probably why I'm still afraid of the water!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Will watch this later today, NYE tradition.
Don't EVEN kid yourselves, bitches. This is the greatest movie that has ever been committed to celluloid.
Citizen Kane - Bitch please
Vertigo - Biiiiiiiiitch
Schindler's List - Girl
Poseidon Adventure is my favorite film of all time......
Ahhh, God, I loved this movie!! Scared the shit out of me bc I saw it in the theater when I was about 12. But that was the first time I ever saw Gene Hackman and I fell in luuuuuuuurve. Still love the man to this day...he da bomb. And Pepaw don't play. He still rocks it in his 80s!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 12:16pm.
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Hey Sal! Let us not confuse the word "homophobia" with another word called "facts"
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Ok can you prove those facts? Are you the "male stranger" who provided this incriminatory yet ubiquitous thing called "cum"? I will un-report you if you say you are.
Wha...? I was sure that this was Jennie Garth!!!
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 12:14pm.
REPORTED! Homophobia will not be TOLERATIONED from you SUCKERS AND FUCKERS!
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Hey Sal! Let us not confuse the word "homophobia" with another word called "facts"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow, she was incredibly fit for an actress in the 70s. You don't achieve that these days without pilates, coke, dieting pills and laxatives.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 10:42am.
Lahomo gulps down a male stranger's cum and washes it down with enema water !!!
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REPORTED! Homophobia will not be TOLERATIONED from you SUCKERS AND FUCKERS!
Eric Shea's best line in Poseidon Adventure: Shove it, shove it, shove it.
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Linda Rogo (Stella): "Just panties. What else do I need?"
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 10:38am.
I remember her line from the movie when she has motion sickness:
Doctor: Here's a suppository that should help you.
Husband Ernest Borgnine: A sup...?
Stella: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A SUPPOSITORY!!!
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Actually, the dialogue went something like this:
Mike Rogo: "And how the hell is she supposed to swallow them pills if she can't even swallow water?"
Nurse: "They're suppositories, Mr. Rogo...you (motions with her finger)...you don't swalllow them."
Mike Rogo: "Then what the hell do ya do with them?"
Linda Rogo: "For CHRIST SAKE! I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH SUPPOSITORIES, JUST GET THEM OUTTA HERE!"
Heheheheh...LOVED "The Poseidon Adventure" as a kid, and still do. My childhood friends and I used to play "ballroom flood" in my backyard swimming pool. We also used to tip our dining room table and chairs over, MUCH to my mother's chagrin!
Great movie. Linda was smokin.
i love that movie.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
She was the shiz in this movie. Tough old bat.
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A stellar choice. The creepy little boy in this isn't worth a Google, but I wonder whatever happened to him. There's got to be a morning after.
Love this movie. YOU KILLED MY LINDA!!!!!!!!!!! So many memorable moments, stars getting killed, etc. Pamela Sue Martin climbs a Christmas tree in her hot pants and heels. Jack Albertson hits his head for real on a piece of debris. Shelley Winters having the most !dramatic! heart attack ever. Gene Hackman in his judgy turtleneck being all peace and love and shit.
There's got to be a morning aaaaftah...
looks kinda like that trashy dress that Hohan wore to her Liz&Dick premiere. Sorry Stella. but she was playing a rough around the edges ex hooka.
Lahomo gulps down a male stranger's cum and washes it down with enema water !!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I remember her line from the movie when she has motion sickness:
Doctor: Here's a suppository that should help you.
Husband Ernest Borgnine: A sup...?
Stella: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A SUPPOSITORY!!!
speak for yourself, misslainey.
heh heh
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
scariest movie ever when i was a kid.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
A Shelly Winters crotch shot is something no one wants to see, lol.