Monday, December 31st 2012

Jennifer Lawrence Has Bad Taste

Jennifer Lawrence (or "JLaw" as a friend calls her, indicating we really are that lazy as a species) had always impressed me as a sensible girl and a fairly talented actress. She was hot as the redneck meth-family girl getting her ass beat by mountain hags in Winter's Bone. And she wisely didn't try to upstage Effie Trinket or Woody Harrleson's demure yet devastating wig in Hunger Games. But then she went and told Marie Claire South Africa (via Radar) that she's a big fan of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Dance Moms. That's unfortunate.

Ms. Lawrence serves up that typical Hollywood starlet interview where she claims to be a stay-at-home mom and not one of those Lohan types who's always doing the reverse cowgirl on a bottle of Svedka. She loves to be home on a her couch, watching horrific TV guaranteed to drive any thinking person to put a gun in their mouth. Basically she likes all the shows I do except for Kunty Kim & Fam. Even this guttersnipe can find a standard or two in her overnight bag.

"After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever get tired?' When I'm out, I think about my couch. Like, 'It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there's an episode of Dance Moms on. Am I missing a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? "I'm just stressed by the idea of missing them. Reality TV is my silver lining," she jokes. "At the end of the day there's probably nothing that makes me feel better than junk food and reality TV."

I admire her stamina. And I don't mean stamnia in regards to having to wear a chafy bodysuit while squatting on a beach and devouring crustacean. I mean enduring Abby Lee's repugnant ass forcing children into routines that would totally work at the Crazy Horse in Paris.

Check out more pics of Jennifer Lawrence on the set of the next "Hunger Games" flick in the gallery.

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blather999's picture

Agree with Twatums and others. She seems pretty down to earth. Let us have a collective moment of silence that JLaw (ugh!) does not have the faux innocence of Trailor Shift.
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contrario's picture

Yes, Jennifer, we believe every single word of your interview.

Now: has the Karkassians' fame reached South Africa too?
American cultural imperialism can be scary.

_fail_'s picture

Haha - good for her for telling it like it is. She could give a fuck about what anyone thinks of her watching habits. You "how could she" types make me laugh.

AFA invoking Meryl Streep as an example of "how it's done", check this interview... how could she!

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/meryl-streep-lets-her-hair-down--says-she-d--sh...

CokeyBloke's picture

Buzzfeed had "25 Quotes from Jennifer Lawrence" and she seems hysterical and down to earth. I approve.

SANS FARDS's picture

Nobody's perfect I guess. She's still cool.

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veryoldbat's picture

Hekki.. Winters Bone is on Netflix. It's a good film... Ok.. I loved it.
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I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:23pm.
I loved her til she said she watches that shit Kardashian show.

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Same. She seems intelligent. I can't believe she watches those neanderthals. Maybe she watches and throws rotted food at the screen.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by bambam: "Pick up "Winter's Bone" if you can, she got nommed for it. She's pretty good in it but really, John Hawkes was the one, playing her menacing uncle. A good movie."

Oooh, I did mean to see that! Thanks for the reminder. Wonder if it's on Netflix...

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I like her. She seems like a decent girl. She's also a good actress and she seems pretty low-key.
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WinterOwl22's picture

Did they steal this article from Elle USA? I still like her. *shrug*

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veryoldbat's picture

Marie Claire South Africa. Radar... Reliable.
MC: do you own a couch?
MC: Have you ever seen Keeping up ...
MC: Are all American Mothers like those on Dance Moms.
MC: Are you on a strict diet?
Phone it in Radar and you have Jennifer Lawrence lying on her couch eating Junk food watching KKK and Dance Moms when she is not promoting Silver Linings. not that I personally have ever phoned in an article or press release. :p

i'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

saltydog's picture

I think it is actually really charming and normal that a college aged girl who works full time would want to just crash at home and veg out. I mean she probably has required workouts or stunt choreography, then rehersals then she has to get spanxx on, hair and make up and then give interviews...I'd want to go home instead of to after parties too.

mike's picture

Eh, we all have guilty pleasures.

sandyisdandy's picture

Team JLaw. I stay up to watch the first repeat of Dance Moms after seeing the new episode air. I cackle at the crazy bitches while slurping down Mello Yello and Doritos. That's some good shit.

Kloie's picture

She is lovely overall, but unfortunately looks like Gollum in that picture where she is eating the fish.

parissucksliterally's picture

I loved her til she said she watches that shit Kardashian show.

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Anita Bidet's picture

She's just slightly classier than Honey Boo Boo

waterbucket's picture

When will these actresses learn to maintain some mystery about themselves and shut the hell up? I like this slut but her support for that trashy family really affects how I see her. Just like I love the girl who plays Penny on Happy Endings until she opened her trap to talk about her love for Kris Jenner. Just shut up and let me like you! All these girls need to ask themselves "What would Meryl Streep do?" Answer: shut up.

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Talkdirty2me's picture

Ok. I need her to Not talk anymore. Please Hollywood, just give me One starlet who isn't insufferable. One who doesn't open her trap and talk like she invented sex or how she, " Like, totally loves" that slunt Kim K. One who has talent not just on the screen but in the ability to show tact and grace. I think Lawrence could still be that one but please shhhh now and don't disillusion me pretty, talented girl..

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Lisbet459's picture

"...Reality TV is my silver lining," she jokes. "At the end of the day there's probably nothing that makes me feel better than junk food and reality TV."

That doesn't sound like a joke. It sounds like she's stating what she likes to watch. Can't hate on her for liking reality TV, but that "joke" bit pisses me off more.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 3:57pm.
LOL at Dog.

Jennifer Lawrence is a Two-face. Sometimes she looks so pretty and then other times she looks mugly.

Haven't seen her in anything, and only know her from hanging out here and Jez.
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Awwww Hekki, do I need to put out the scratching post so you exercise those claws? Don't you know that she's (god like voice) THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD? I just saw that on yahoo trends.

Pick up "Winter's Bone" if you can, she got nommed for it. She's pretty good in it but really, John Hawkes was the one, playing her menacing uncle. A good movie.

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chinlee3's picture

Alrighty then. Someone should turn her on to Duck Dynasty.

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Submitted by the violator on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 3:43pm.
she's a nice lookin broad.

She was HOT in that Silver Lining movie and a great body and she can act!
I'll give her a pass on her taste in TV.

Gardening Girl's picture

That black does NOT look good here.

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FrappenBloat's picture

Ohhh she's promoting fellow cult members, that explains a LOT about her sudden rise to fame.

Twat Muffin's picture

I'd much rather hear her admit that than listen to that fugly bitch Hathaway rant again about how much fucking weight she lost for Les Miz. I always wonder if I missed an episode of the Real Houswives -- I can identify.

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Hekki's picture

LOL at Dog.

Jennifer Lawrence is a Two-face. Sometimes she looks so pretty and then other times she looks mugly.

Haven't seen her in anything, and only know her from hanging out here and Jez.

Dog's picture

Is BloHan on the set with her? One of Blo's crotch crabs seems to have gotten loose and someone convinced Jen it was lunch time.

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she's a nice lookin broad. i would bang her like a drum. her taste in what she views however- is unfortunate.