Open Post: Hosted By The Craziest Fireman Of All Time

This video is crazier than a Courtney Love tweet after a two-week bender!! The guy putting out the firebomb of a boat 1) gets an A++ in creative problem solving, 2) has massive balls that make Cisco Adler cry with envy, 3) is insane as hell and 4) has a pretty nice boat which he treats like a jet ski. Swooooon. Anybody got his phone number?