Ugh Charlie. Just when I start to think you are a nice guy who bails fellow crackheads out of their IRS trouble and donates the rest of your Scary Movie 5 salary to charity, you go and pull this stupid stunt. BOOOOOO. At the opening of the club he co-owns at the El Ganza hotel in Cabo, brilliantly named Sheenz with a Z (insert eye roll here), Charlie Sheen drops an F bomb on the crowd. No, not the glorious FUCK word, which nobody would have given an eff about. YEAH, that one.
NY Daily News has the story, and you can watch the video here on TMZ where Chuck (or as I lovingly refer to him “Upchuck” now amended to “ShutTheFuckUpchuck”) yells this to the crowd, which is notably NOT on board with what the fuck he just said judging from the lackluster response.
“How we doing? Lying bunch of f—got asssholes, how we doing?”
Adorable. He immediately apologized for the slur and said he was not trying to offend and that he meant to say “maggots” but he has a lisp. What a lame as fuck excuse. You have a lisp of the brains Charlie, just go do another fat rail off a couple of rented piece’s assholes and stop making appearances that aren’t pre-taped and edited. Slash showed up and played a set for the club opening, which Charlie by all reports hosted beautifully right up to the point he put his foot in his mouth up to his hipbone (BONUS, I can suck my own dick now! Shit, still cokey and flaccid, and tastes like Lindsay Lohan. ~ Charlie).