Lindsay Lohan Claims She's Staying In On New Year's Eve
And that's the first smart thing this mess has done since Mean Girls. Despite having stowed away in a pet carrier in the cargo hold of an off-brand airliner to somehow get her crackhead ass to London, Lindsay Lohan says she won't be out there trying to insert Big Ben on New Year's Eve. TMZ reports that she's informed her UK dealers friends that there will be no clubs, parties, bars, or a repeat performance of the NYE when she broke a ten into a five and four ones (service fee) with her freckled fanny (that's Brit talk for vagina). Supposedly she wants to start her year off right and make a good impression on the judge hearing her case (which one?).
The plan is to have a "small, quiet dinner" and then head back to the hotel to watch it all on telly. Maybe Patsy Stone's sister Jackie will show up, and they can eat potpourri while discussing plans to open a pet hotel.
Mangy bitch, please. There is no way in hell a celebrity slattern with borderline personality disorder and a drug and alcohol problem is going to keep her ass in on New Year's Eve. Besides, she saved some bucks with the IRS so she has eightball money. And think of all the unattended coats, bags, and shoes she can "borrow" from clubs and parties across London! This is showtime for her! Oh, I hope she ends up on Made In Chelsea trying to blow that one guy with the glossy mane who's gay and developmentally disabled.
And I can't decide which is more flyblown, patchy, and depressed - that coat or her hairline.
Check out more pics of Lindsay Lohan in London in the gallery.
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Nope - if I have breakfast it is strictly after exercise. Like you, I eat one meal a day, and it is in the evening. Even when I used to be strict about eating breakfast, to be honest, proposal for dissertation I didn't notice any positive difference from it. It must depend on the individual's lifestyle.
why the fuck does she insist on wearing furs? It makes her look even more old and haggard. Such an odd choice for someone trying to get roles as a young actress. The perfect attire for a young girl trying to get work as an escort though.
Ain't it amazing what they can do with dyed wharf rat these days. The coat I mean, not her.
who gives rat's ass what this twat is doing? good. stay home, OD and die. i hate this bitch with every fiber of my cold black heart. she should be spending NYE in fucking jail.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:59am.
Lindsay shops, makes scary duck face in London:
OMG did you see her nicotine stained legs? Geezuss learn how to apply self tanner, bitch. Oh and do I spy a THIRD fur coat? Unreal. That pink Birkin bag has seen better days.
Wow, who the hell wears fur coats anymore? That is SO tacky! Not to mention, most importantly; the suffering of innocent animals for that trash heap to wear, thinking she is somehow making a Trashon statement. Pathetic. Poor animals. Disgusting choice Lindsay, if you can afford a stylist, they should be fired immediately for that faux pas! Lindsay supports animal torture. Gross.
Bitch has ANOTHER fur coat! Her mouf and jaw must be really sore.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/why-is-lindsay-lohan-in-londo...
This coat just proves that crackheads are always cold!
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It's bad enough that those animals had to die for that coat. But to be made into a coat for Lindsay Lohan is just adding insult to injury (well death actually)
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The fellows from The Wanted on the phone with their agent and PR:
"Ok..what's the deal? Harry Styles gets to go out and about with Taylor Swift, and the best we can get is FUCKING LINDSAY LOHAN following our asses all over the damn place? WTF DUDE??"
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What is the deal with that double eyebrow??
I knew she would leave the country. And now everyone here stateside knows her $ is locked up and has gotten on the last damn nerve of every club owner/manager,bartender,bouncer,waitress,hotel manager/maid ect. And has no more tricks up her sleeves for the moment. Sooo she decides its time to move on to a whole new crowd of people who havent had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of the Lohan experience. A grifters disneyland.
poor lindsay; she looks like an Oompa Loompa who has jaundice.
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poor lindsay; she looks like an Oompa Loompa who has jaundice.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Lindsay shops, makes scary duck face in London:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2255143/Lindsay-Lohan-stays...
Oh, bitch will be staying at home, all right. She's stocked up on vodka & blow, to get in the mood for being a fluffer at the neighborhood gangbang being held at her apartment...
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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 7:55pm.
Unless you say "quim" like in "Avengers."
Does that mean pussy, then? *checking Brit-to-English slang dictionary*
I hope the legal owner of those dead pelts understands that they are now forever infused with nasty cooch stank and terminally ruined - which is fairly wonderful now that I think about it.
Whoever gives her fur should be banished from the human race to live on some small Arctic circle island, right along with her.
This asshole again. Hopefully she will do us all a favor and just go the fuck away forever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Does she honestly think anyone believes this crap? By midnight NYE she'll have had her fist in some ho's face, a bottle of vodka in one hand and coke on the thumb of the other, and go stumbling out to get in the "passenger seat" of someone's car and then smash it into the side of a bus - all on the "wrong" side of the road! This should be good, especially her excuses the next day ("Why do they drive on the right here? London hates me! It's not my fault! I thought that bottle had mineral water! And oops, someone 'gave' me this purse!").
And so on.
She's in my 2013 Death Pool.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 10:17pm
I'll go for drunk in public, with a side of possession.
How many squirrels must die, to make you look fly.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
For someone who is forever going to bars, getting into trouble, and having run-ins with with the law.. she sure makes a lot of announcements about NOT going out. Let's place bets on what she will be arrested for early Tuesday morning.
FUR HAG CRACK HEAD NO TALENT NJ HO
What in tarnation is up with Lilo's eyebrow sitch?!?
Sorry.
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Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 4:22pm.
Also - many thanks for the Brit version of fanny.
I saw Family Guy the other day where a 'Brit' leaps out of the bushes and invites Peter to kiss his 'fanny' whilst waggling his bum at him.
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I thought 'fanny' was bum. At least in Oz it is..hmmm
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Submitted by Violet on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 5:31pm.
She looks like Dan Akroyd in Trading Places with the fur coat.
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HAAHAAHAAHAHA!!!!!
I fucking LOVE that movie. I met Dan Aykroyd when his Crystal Skull Vodka came out. His nose looks like a cock in real life.
No, I was arrested but released. They said that sucking it wasn't officially assault, so it's a good thing I didn't bite it.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 6:18pm.
Unless you say "quim" like in "Avengers."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This impress-the-judge notion has either got to be invented by someone or, if Lohan came up with it, the worst kind of delusion. I can't see any judge reviewing her probation report and saying, "I see here you spent NYE in a swanky London hotel. Good, good, glad to see you're taking your legal responsibilities seriously..."
One thing this little jaunt does is tell the IRS that she has the ability to pay some of her debt. Even more so if she's in London for legit work. (The Mail was speculating about the UK Celebrity Big Brother and other shizz.)
In truth, I'm just killing time online while someone--already 2 hours late--gets ready to go out for lunch in Gardena. :(
she sure does get photographed alot these days. im betting this broke ass ho is calling the papz to let them know where she will be and its a win-win situation.
they take her photo, sell it and she takes a cut.
how else she is able to sustain her lifestyle with no work coming in.
Did something pee & poop all over that coat? It looks soiled. Way to make fur grosser than it already is...
This post is glorious! Love you J. Harvey.
I'm looking forward to the aftermath of this "quiet night in".
The soundtrack of her life must be Kendrick Lamar's "Swimming Pools (Drank)".
Wretched slut you had multiple chances and avoided jail constantly I believe your time is up and too damn late to impress anyone much less a judge...let's hope 2013 is a LieLow Kartrashian free year!
Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 4:22pm.
Also - many thanks for the Brit version of fanny.
I saw Family Guy the other day where a 'Brit' leaps out of the bushes and invites Peter to kiss his 'fanny' whilst waggling his bum at him.
Fanny means cunt.
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I bet that's just FG's sly humor: having a Brit say "cunt" on cable TV. Butt jokes are allowed; direct cunt jokes are not.
Do you think she made her road kill coat herself?
A happy accident (for her) unhappy for the alsatian and its owners.
If you remember, Jacs ended up dead of a heroin overdose. Patsy was so thrilled she couldn't stop saying "Merry Christmas!" and had a small bite of turkey that she choked on.
She looks like Dan Akroyd in Trading Places with the fur coat.
Jackie Stone was EPIC.
"Patsy, I didn't recognize you. You've put on weight."
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pushy -- hey, love! OMG, just as I was reading the comments, I saw you call me out about this twat's eyebrow situation, and you know I stabby I get about shitty eyebrows!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? First of all, her hair looks all nasty & greasey, so I doubt she's going to pay any attention to her eyebrows. It's like she didn't even brush them upward and didn't even bother to fill them in with powder, the lazy whore. And peeps, I believe that it is mink she's wearing, despite the fact that it looks like she ran over several German Shepherds and had them sewn together.
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J Harvey, I adore your bitchy writing, and this is not just directed at you (!), but the borderline personality disorder-as-insult thing? It's getting far too common. I know it's in jest, but we sufferers never chose to be this way - it's usually (though not always) genetics plus abuse/neglect that does the trick - and while we can work on diminishing our acting-out, the horrific emptiness inside never really goes away because it's hardwired into our brains. Whatever hell we put others through, our own personal hell is far worse, and neverending, with too large a number of us attempting and succeeding at committing suicide.
Sorry for the downer. I've just been seeing this a lot lately.
I'm in central London tomoz - I'll throw something over her coat if I peep her.
Also - many thanks for the Brit version of fanny.
I saw Family Guy the other day where a 'Brit' leaps out of the bushes and invites Peter to kiss his 'fanny' whilst waggling his bum at him.
Fanny means cunt.
That is a janky-ass fur, too. What is that, raccoon?
Lutrell you nailed it! "Shit stain ass coat" is all that needs to be said. That coat is making me feel all itchy and dirty. What kind of 20-something wears full length fur? This isn't an 1979 episode of Dallas! You'd never see Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis or Emma Stone wear a fur coat on purpose. NOT the look!
Fucking pice of shit trash. Fly all the way to London for NYE to stay in? Bullshit.
It looks a lot like the $11k coat she stoled a few years ago (it's not exactly the same, but it sure is her taste):
http://aishamusic.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-lohan-steals-11000-fu...