Birthday Sluts

Dear lord, thank you for posting this:

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 3:01pm.
Apparently you ladies aren't the only ones who want a piece of Ewan, comedian Louis CK want's a piece of that Scottish action too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qd7MQ9xHUg

Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 3:38pm.
Hey! I'm not forty till April 5th!

I do hate being called sir. Turnabout is fair play in this instance, so I call those younger than I "sir" or "ma'am" if the situation is appropriate.

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Hehehe... I'm like that too, you'll be 39 until 11:59 PM on April 4th (my birthday, that's why I remember yours).

That makes Jude four months your senior. My point stil stands, he's your age, LOL. I'm surprised you don't recognize your own kind. ;)

I'm still not confortable with admitting I'm no longer part of the "young adult" crowd. I've also used "sir" or "ma'am" on "young" people.

When I got up this morning, shortly after I had stretched, I thought to myself about how grand it would be if everyhooker could be given the opportunity today to see Jude Law assuming the fecal position. ;)

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Jane Levy is so beautiful, I bet she wants to murder Emma Stone because bitch stole her look

somebody taking a dump while i'm bathing is my idea of a nightmare - but i like the bathroom, so it's a mixed bag. plus Ewan's face is priceless there.

Happy Birthday Yvonne Elliman!
http://youtu.be/-4VTz7gSHds

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God don't like ugly.

Ewan MacGregor is mah husband. Y'all step back. Happy B-Day MTM, Marianne Faithful, Yvonne E, and Inga Swenson from "Benson,"

ugh that pic. yuk

Happy Birthday to Marianne Faithfull...'As Tears Go By'is a beautiful song.

Also, Ted Danson - funny and sexy. MTM, gorgeous and funny.

Patricia Clarkson and Yvonne Elliman also.

Geez, I'm getting old. /sigh

I would not drink that tea next to someone making farts on a toilet.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:24pm.

I thought Jude was older?
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He's practically your age, I bet kids also call you "sir". ;)

Hey! I'm not forty till April 5th!

I do hate being called sir. Turnabout is fair play in this instance, so I call those younger than I "sir" or "ma'am" if the situation is appropriate.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:57pm.

Yes Deb she had more talent but there are some MF songs that do sound a lot like LLama.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:24pm.

I thought Jude was older?
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He's practically your age, I bet kids also call you "sir". ;)

HB to lotsa talented folks today, MTM, Patricia Clarkson, Jude Law, Maryanne F, Ted Danson, etc. And of course Allison Brie, who plays TWO great TV roles (Annie on Community & Trudy on Mad Men )

Crappy birthday to reactionary half-wit Jon Voight and unfunny alcoholic child endangerer Paula Poundstone.

Happy birthday Mary Tyler Moore! Still the best show theme song ever.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."

I've been afraid to come back to the D after last nights jizz-in-a-bottle post, thinking it might still be at the top of the page. This is only slightly better.

When I was in my late teens and dating an older man, he asked me to sit in the bathroom and talk to him while he took a shit (which always took him FOREVER). WTF? Apparently I was more interesting than a magazine, but... gross. Broke up with him immediately.

ETA: I didn't join him just in case you're curious...

Apparently you ladies aren't the only ones who want a piece of Ewan, comedian Louis CK want's a piece of that Scottish action too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qd7MQ9xHUg

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Yo, Mani! Marianne had/has TALENT. She wrote songs. She could sing. She dated Mick Jagger for chrissakes! Blahna-del-meh is a badly manufactured product.

GG, I saw Ewan first!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Oh, both these two in the bathroom. Yassss.

Deb, thats the totally juicy Ewan McGregor! As long as I have a face that man will ALWAYS have a place to sit.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

HB to Marianne Faithful...she was the Lana Del Ray of her time except more beautiful and more drug addicted.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:43pm.
Who's the cutie in the bath? Yum!
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Looks like Ewan McGregor.
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Thanks! I'd like one of those, please!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:43pm.
Who's the cutie in the bath? Yum!
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Looks like Ewan McGregor.

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Who's the cutie in the bath? Yum!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

HB to Marianne Faithfull, Mary Tyler Moore, Ted Danson, Yvonne Elliman, and the Wachowski brother.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Poor Alexa Ray looks just like her Dad.

Diego Luna - SI!

Marianne - a true survivor.

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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK

Jude Law is not 40! I need to see some government receipts before I believe that.

I'm so sure Law is only 40.

Clarkson was great on Murder One.

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HB Paula P, Ted D, J. Voight and Mary Tyler Moore.

I thought Jude was older?

I once ate with Patricia Clarkson at a restaurant in Durham, NC (ate with = at adjoining tables). She was in town filming a movie.

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:18pm.

Nope, according to an excerpt from wiki, she is asexual.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Happy Slut Birfday to Danny McBride and Marianne Faithfull!!

And I would have thought that Paula Poundstone and Patricia Clarkson are older than they are. Wonder what Paula P is up to these days. She is lesbionic, no?

Before Yvonne Elliman was a disco queen (Sat. Nite Fever soundtrack), she played Mary Magdalene ("I Don't Know How to Love Him") in the London production of Jesus Christ Superstar. She then sang harmony on Clapton's classic 461 Ocean Blvd. LP (e.g., "I Shot the Sheriff"). I think she developed a huge toot problem for a while.

Marianne Faithfull = GODDESS! Happy birthday to the original rock and roll dolly bird.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 1:42pm.

I just said "Danny McBride's only 36" ?!?!?! to my husband. Kind of surprising. Thought Patricia Clarkson was older too. Wonderful actress!

HB Marianne Faithfull, who of course was God when Eddy had her brief stay in heaven.
Edina: I love how this place looks, is there a Conran Shop here?
God: He does your shopping here for you!

HB MTM

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happy birthday, mary richards.

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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.

jude law is trés sexy and funny and a great actor so happy birthday to him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2Yx_XMCdI

HB Jennifer Ehle, the best Lizzie Bennett ever!

I cannot in good conscience wish Jon Voight a HB after seeing reviews for "Baby Geniuses 2" and "Karate Dog," and finding out there is a THIRD "Baby Geniuses" movie and he's in it! The man is clearly insane.

HB to Marianne Faithfull, a brilliant talented lady who overcame a lot.

Jude Law is a talented actor, but he creeps me out. I bet he's into some freaky shit.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Copying what I said on the jizz post: I know I say this all the time, but Jude Law has something creepy about him. Like I don't think I'd want to be alone with him (not that I'd ever get the opportunity, but you know what I mean).

I can't believe Danny McBride is only 36.

I think Jude is a douche, but he gives good perfomances every now and then. Gattaca is a classic. I bet Ewan and him get hard for each other. They probably started fucking girls together, and now don't even need them any more.

I have a huge crush on Kate Moennig, she's so hot, it's a pity she's as stuck up as her cousin Goopy. It runs in the family, no doubt.

Jennifer Ehle is one of the finest american actresses and completely underrated. She totally fooled me with her english accent.

I love Patricia Clarkson, equally brilliant, underrated, and hot as well. The studios need to stop offering every interesting part to Meryl, and give her a chance.

HB to all those hors.