Nick Stahl Busted For Whacking Off In A Porn Store

December 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Besides the dismay I take away from this item about a once successful actor disintegrating publicly, I am also filled with disbelief. Nick Stahl got busted interfering with himself in a porn store and don’t these people have laptops, cable, DVDs, fuck – some old VHS tapes and a ratchety VCR?!? Even crackheads who’ve sold a baby so they can score have a ratchety VCR. You can’t sell a ratchety VCR for drug money!

TMZ sez that police were doing a routine check of an adult video place when they found Nick handling his business in a booth to a video. The official description of the arrest was that he was committing a “lewd act.” He was cited and released a couple of hours later. TMZ has the sad ass video of a sheepish Nick leaving the police station and walking off into the dark. Rose didn’t come to pick him up! Guess she’s over trying to locate his ass?

This past summer, Nick kept hiding from her (and their kid) in LA’s Skid Row section. He later entered rehab but then skipped out and vanished again. If she does want to find him, at least she knows that she can check the booths over at Amazing Video.

The same cop who busted Fred Willard for yanking at that porn theater arrested Nick. He’s like a crusader against celebrities snapping the carrot in public. Fred gets a pass because he’s elderly, probably doesn’t know about technology, and like a pervy male version of Betty White. But what’s wrong with a 30-something dude WILLINGLY getting into an enclosed space where 1000s of other guys have come to fruition? He didn’t sit down, did he? There isn’t a wire brush in existence to scrub that feeling off you. Someone buy Nick a subcription to Streamate (girl, that commercial has cum geysers during primetime television).

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