Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Justin Bailey, the password that lets you play as a chick in Metroid!

Back when I was a kid, playing Nintendo was my only activity other than eating, shitting and wishing I was Susan Lucci, and Metroid was my favorite game. Normally when you play Metroid, you are this booger colored Iron Man-looking thing, but entering JUSTIN BAILEY with a bunch of dashes under it lets you play as this purple-haired bitch in a bathing suit and thigh highs. Apparently she’s Samus, the character sans armor, which makes Metroid a feminist text or some shit, but to a baby homo, this bitch was IT.

Fun fact: Apparently Justin Bailey is not anyone that worked at Nintendo, but a random code whose letters corresponded to that spelling. You know some dork named their baby this, dashes and all.

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