Hot Slut Of The Day!
Justin Bailey, the password that lets you play as a chick in Metroid!
Back when I was a kid, playing Nintendo was my only activity other than eating, shitting and wishing I was Susan Lucci, and Metroid was my favorite game. Normally when you play Metroid, you are this booger colored Iron Man-looking thing, but entering JUSTIN BAILEY with a bunch of dashes under it lets you play as this purple-haired bitch in a bathing suit and thigh highs. Apparently she’s Samus, the character sans armor, which makes Metroid a feminist text or some shit, but to a baby homo, this bitch was IT.
Fun fact: Apparently Justin Bailey is not anyone that worked at Nintendo, but a random code whose letters corresponded to that spelling. You know some dork named their baby this, dashes and all.
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Metroid was also my favorite and getting feed-up of my video game always playing my mother one time broke my video game.
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LAHOMA! I just love you for this HS pick. Never did I think I'd live to see Metroid being featured on Dlisted. This is my favorite Nintendo franchise, and Super Metroid is my favorite game ever! Thanks!
Yup, Justin Bailey is a feminist icon indeed, and it was a shocker to have Samus take off "his" helmet and reveal you were playing as a girl all along. It was a gender-bending WTF moment that marked many boys' lives back then. LOL.
http://metroid.com/#/home
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Oh, lahoma. I dont know who you are exactly, but you need to know how freakin happy i am to see metroid covered here. Ill never love another site more!
OK after much googling I've figured out the game is Darkstalkers and the character is Morrigan who is a succubus...aka a chick who bangs dudes in their sleep, no wonder she was my favorite.
purple hair?
Submitted by blaase on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 11:26am.
growing up Id always pick princess peach on mario kart and sonja on mortal kombat too.
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Yes, Sonja was the hottest of the video game sluts. I also loved this game where it was all monsters like vampires, werewolves and mummys that would fight and one of the characters was Morgana and she was badass.
And if you enter Justin Bieber, the game starts screeching at you in a high-pitched Canadian voice.
<"Normally when you play Metroid, you are this booger colored Iron Man-looking thing, but entering JUSTIN BAILEY with a bunch of dashes under it lets you play as this purple-haired bitch in a bathing suit and thigh highs">
And how would you know this? This is how the Gay Mafia started.
I grew up in a time before video games, where we had to make toys out of sticks and dirt, so I have no idea about this.
Submitted by misslainey: "No wonder my mom got so annoyed with my brother and me playing video games. That sound is annoying as shit."
LOL. The Mario music doesn't bother me, and the Wii music is okay, too. But the kids have some other games that make me loco.
I am so glad my daughter was not into video games. I swear, some of that stuff is made simply to torture parents, lol.
growing up Id always pick princess peach on mario kart and sonja on mortal kombat too.
LAHOMO SLATHERS MAYO ON HER ASS, SHOVES IT UP WITH HER FIST THEN SHITS IT OUT AND PRETENDS SHE IS HAVING A BABY!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I hated that game, but if I knew about this slut character, i might've played it more.
Leisure Suit Larry was my time waster back in the old days.
Good Morning DListed snow angels!
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
I also played LSL a lot and another game I think was called police academy or something. You could make the two police dudes take showers together and I thought it was so hot seeing two naked digital dudes taking a shower.
No wonder my mom got so annoyed with my brother and me playing video games. That sound is annoying as shit.