Like Anyone Is Looking At Your Hair, Please

December 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Don’t-Focus-On-My-Tatas-Even-Though-I-Shove-Them-Up-To-My-Eyebrows-In-Plunging-Necklines advocate Christina Hendricks would like you to quit staring at her luscious bewbs for a second and focus on her hair instead. For all of us str8 women who are able to defy the odds and actually drag our eyeballs up there, she wants us to know that her modeling agency once said HELL NO!! to her signature fiery locks. The naturally blond Christina (prove it! – half the planet) dyed her hair bright red for a photo shoot and was met by a “Daaamn girl, you ugly!” from the head of her agency.

In Christina’s words (via the Daily Mail):

‘When I first started modelling I was blonde. Then I got a job and they wanted to do my hair bright red. I’d always wanted to, but the head of my agency was like, “You look terrible, it’s so ugly, you cannot have red hair.”
“I came back as a redhead and couldn’t get my hair back to blonde for two days – in the meantime I had to audition.
‘I booked two or three jobs, because were a lot fewer redheads than blondes, and I was like, this is working for me, I’m keeping this!’

I kind of have to agree with her that the red suits her and helps her stand out in a sea of blindingly bleached blond bimbos (say that three times really fast, I dare you) but really, who gives a shit. Good, hair talk times are over and now our ADD asses can go back to being mesmerized by her real stand out features, those twin Verne Troyers half out of her top.

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