Afternoon Crumbs

December 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Chestica Simpson’s 10-gallon pregnancy chichis are already in their fifth trimester – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Buble isn’t going to let some falling snow stop him from wearing hipster circa 2008 glasses – Lainey Gossip

The pilled-up hillbilly robot that is Brit Brit Spears is not coming back to The X-Factor, so now Simon Cowell can do what he should’ve done in the beginning: make his furry tit pies permanent judges – Celebitchy

Brendon Ayanbadejo says that around 3% of the NFL is gay and I need to know if Andy Dalton falls into that 3% so that I can adjust my fap time fantasies accordingly – Towleroad

Remember the time Katy Perry’s ass crack made an appearance in San Dimas – The Superficial 

It’s nice to know that when your eyes haven’t adjusted to the morning light yet and you see a picture of Channing Tatum and his wife, you mistake them for Carrot Top and Courteney CoxICYDK

Break out the industrial-strength RID, one of Charlie Sheen’s dick crabs escaped out of his pants again – SOW

Sofia Vergara dressed like a go-go dancer at a club inspired by Venom from Spider-Man – IDLYITW

What happens when a Magic Troll doll takes ecstasy at the Enchanted Forest rave – Drunken Stepfather

Nice try, Vanessa Hudgens, but showing off your yoga mat peen still isn’t going to get Zac Efron back – Popoholic

Justin Bieber’s secret love child with Usher is adorable – Just Jared

It wouldn’t be the holiday season without a small peek of Simon Cowell’s glorious tit fur – Popsugar

Kim Kartrashian, OctoMom or an orangutan’s swollen anal glands? – Cityrag

Gerard Pique might’ve been joking, but I still hope that they name their kid InocencioI’m Not Obsessed

Stephanie Seymour is smoking on the beach and you would be too if you just humped the waves – Hollywood Rag 

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