Afternoon Crumbs
Chestica Simpson's 10-gallon pregnancy chichis are already in their fifth trimester - Hollywood Tuna
Michael Buble isn't going to let some falling snow stop him from wearing hipster circa 2008 glasses - Lainey Gossip
The pilled-up hillbilly robot that is Brit Brit Spears is not coming back to The X-Factor, so now Simon Cowell can do what he should've done in the beginning: make his furry tit pies permanent judges - Celebitchy
Brendon Ayanbadejo says that around 3% of the NFL is gay and I need to know if Andy Dalton falls into that 3% so that I can adjust my fap time fantasies accordingly - Towleroad
Remember the time Katy Perry's ass crack made an appearance in San Dimas - The Superficial
It's nice to know that when your eyes haven't adjusted to the morning light yet and you see a picture of Channing Tatum and his wife, you mistake them for Carrot Top and Courteney Cox - ICYDK
Break out the industrial-strength RID, one of Charlie Sheen's dick crabs escaped out of his pants again - SOW
Sofia Vergara dressed like a go-go dancer at a club inspired by Venom from Spider-Man - IDLYITW
What happens when a Magic Troll doll takes ecstasy at the Enchanted Forest rave - Drunken Stepfather
Nice try, Vanessa Hudgens, but showing off your yoga mat peen still isn't going to get Zac Efron back - Popoholic
Justin Bieber's secret love child with Usher is adorable - Just Jared
It wouldn't be the holiday season without a small peek of Simon Cowell's glorious tit fur - Popsugar
Kim Kartrashian, OctoMom or an orangutan's swollen anal glands? - Cityrag
Gerard Pique might've been joking, but I still hope that they name their kid Inocencio - I'm Not Obsessed
Stephanie Seymour is smoking on the beach and you would be too if you just humped the waves - Hollywood Rag
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Jessica looks good, even without makeup.
What about that house though? That couch? Meh.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 9:35pm.
She's leaning to the side and her arm is pushing on the boob which makes it look bigger.
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Well Jess' tits are already big to begin with, plus the added heft due to pregnancy. I doubt she needs much smooshin' em together to make them look bigger.
Her muscular calves are unfortunate though. Those are some manly lookin' things. Yuck.
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Even I will admit that she is a pretty cow. Moo!
Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:22pm.
Holy FUCK, I was already sick of Jessica Simpson ten years ago. Imagine how I feel today.
LOL! And that was when she was singing songs for Jesus and virginity.
Get in mah belleh!
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Jessica.. She doesn't have feet.. She has raptor talons. Put your talons and boobs away.. Your scaring the chill runs.
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Stephanie Seymour makes a plain black one-piece look sexier than any bikini.
Her body is insane. It's better than most 18 year olds. I'm in awe, and the time I've spent looking at it makes me feel pervy.
Stephanie Seymour has the most luscious hips. *jealous*
Alex, what is "Orangutan's swollen anal glands"? Ding Ding Ding, I win!!!!!!!!
She's leaning to the side and her arm is pushing on the boob which makes it look bigger.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Truthfully, I've only seen a cleavage line that long on my grandmother, right before she picked up the areola area out of her lap, and stuffed it in her bra. Congrats on not getting stretch marks on those, Jessica.
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I bet Jes' tit has more brains than Jes!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Get it Jessica.
That tit looks the same size as her head. Not a dumb joke, it really does.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
So why DOES Simon Cowell comb his hair like that? It's fucking ridiculous.
I think she looks really pretty, but what the hell do I know. Apparently being short makes you hideous. *shrugs*
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
Did you see Simon's hair on the XFactor finale? It looked like he had a fez on his head. So gross.
Joe shumo - thank you I do love my velvet & hate ginger (like George only I'm a female) FYI George is based on the real life person & co-creater of the show mr. Larry David. Brilliant funny man icydk he has another show on hbo called CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
You know there were a whole bunch more pics taken but she chose the one that featured the most breast.
Not for a second do I think her business is in the billion dollar range. Her father said it and suddenly it became fact. And in no way does anyone that stupid have a say in anything the company does. She's just a name.
I can't stand Jessica because she's often referred to as pretty and dumb but harmless. Like that's an ok thing to be.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:58pm.
First, johnnysgirl - love your use of gormless to describe Jessica.
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I picked up that word from my mother. It's a good word :D
Holy FUCK, I was already sick of Jessica Simpson ten years ago. Imagine how I feel today.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
What's with the sans makeup pics today? I usually don't care but for some reason today Jessica and Gwynny are looking all yuck to me.
Maybe I need a good fap session in a porno booth.
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She is one of the few celebrities that looks pretty good without make-up.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:53pm.
this picture says hey weight watchers, fuck y'all! look what im doing with your money.
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Yep! Have you seen the new commercial where images of Jessica (in her tent of a flannel shirt glory) is interspersed with many other women?
She doesn't speak, and her name isn't shown. Kinda weird. I guess Weight Watchers is using what they can.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LaChaylo -- IKR??? Nothing memorable or feminine about this cow.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:14pm.
Chestica is a gormless, mouth-breathing dullard, but whatever - she looks fine. What's so gross?
Me, I wanna talk about effing SIMON COWELL and his MEGAHEAD!! Is it just me, or is his damn head enormous? And his butt-crack hair, and teeny-weeny hands and his meeeelllllting face. AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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First, johnnysgirl - love your use of gormless to describe Jessica.
Second, I think that Simon's hair-don't emphasizes how huge the lower part of his head is. He's so gross.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
this picture says hey weight watchers, fuck y'all! look what im doing with your money.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Yeah, I shouldn't be a judgmental, bitchy hypocrite but I TOTALLY agree with you. I don't know how many times I've been stuck hanging with or talking to some 300 pound woman who is wearing a tight tank top (no matter if it's hot or cold outside) with their giant boobs & areolas in my face. I don't get it. This picture of Jessica does remind me of those people...desperate for attention, thinking they're all hot, acting like they're the only women on the planet with giant boobs. Whatever, yo.
Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:27pm.
Also, even though I have enormous boobs, I too am offended by giant sloppy tits just hanging out all over the place.
Some bitch at the mall wanted to eye me up and down for whatever reason; she was about 5'3, 275 and wearing a spaghetti strap cami, (you could totally see the tops of her areolas), NASTY. This is what that pic of Jessica reminded me of. *blech*
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I think she looks good. That's a great color on her. *shrugs*
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Submitted by Virgin Queen on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:25pm.
I can still remember her first video (at least the first one I ever saw) where she's standing by a prop plane and me thinking I have never seen anyone open their mouth so wide when singing in my life
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HAHAHA! The first time I saw her sing all I could think was that her jaw unhinged and dropped straight down just like a gigantic Nutcracker doll.
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OMG! LOL!
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:25pm.
I can still remember her first video (at least the first one I ever saw) where she's standing by a prop plane and me thinking I have never seen anyone open their mouth so wide when singing in my life
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HAHAHA! The first time I saw her sing all I could think was that her jaw unhinged and dropped straight down just like a gigantic Nutcracker doll.
Submitted by Kisa on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 3:22pm.
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"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
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LOL at your siggy. George Constanza never gets old.
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I can still remember her first video (at least the first one I ever saw) where she's standing by a prop plane and me thinking I have never seen anyone open their mouth so wide when singing in my life.
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when she first came out around the time with Britney Spears, I had put them in one basket. how wrong of me.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
If this frogbitch hadn't been whored out by Mama Joe, she'd be a generic blonde no one would remember anything about besides her tits.
I like her fine and thinks she's beautiful and as normal as they come in Hollywood, even though she can be somewhat ditsy. But then again with a billionaire dollar empire, she must not be such an airhead. glad she,s doing better than the entire Kardashian klan at it, and was less annoying than, correct me if I'm wrong, but was also the first to launch a reality TV series with then husband Nick Lachey. sans porn video. then came Paris and her obnoxious uglier chubby sidekick at the time.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Chestica is a gormless, mouth-breathing dullard, but whatever - she looks fine. What's so gross?
Me, I wanna talk about effing SIMON COWELL and his MEGAHEAD!! Is it just me, or is his damn head enormous? And his butt-crack hair, and teeny-weeny hands and his meeeelllllting face. AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Welp, looks like Im the only hetero on here because I LOVE THOSE HUGE UDDERS! Stay hating, hens. I have a diaper on and baby needs to feed!
God her udders are so gross.
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Submitted by FaerieBad1 on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 3:55pm.
I have always thought that Jessica was pretty in a bland sort of way. There is nothing particularly interesting about her face.
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it is interesting when you realize it is the exact same face as Ricky Martin...but then you can't unsee it.
...Stephie Seymour may still look smoking hot after all these years, but if I had kids that turned out like hers, I would be doing some serious penance and damage control instead of twerkin it for the camera...
...man those 2 kids are INSUFFERABLE, but hafta kinda cut them some slack given the kind of parenting with which they were raised...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Also, even though I have enormous boobs, I too am offended by giant sloppy tits just hanging out all over the place.
Some bitch at the mall wanted to eye me up and down for whatever reason; she was about 5'3, 275 and wearing a spaghetti strap cami, (you could totally see the tops of her areolas), NASTY. This is what that pic of Jessica reminded me of. *blech*
***I'm a suck speller***
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I forgot about Shakira being pregnant @.@
Jessica Simpson ... oh my.
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I'm liking Jessica's *don't five a fuck* no make-up look.
Nastay lactation station on display.
Cover. That. Shit. Up.
GG -- IKR???
PSL -- her legs are so stumpy her left leg can barely reach the floor. And yeah, she is nothing to look at.
Trixster -- I know, nasty huge boobs like hers are gross.
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Submitted by Trixster on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 3:54pm.
I am sorry because I feel like it borders on female-hate which I dont want to engage in but to be totally honest large sloppy boobs hanging out like that really gross me out.
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Me too. My friend just lost 100 lbs, and she's looks great EXCEPT she has large low swinging tatas. I don't have the balls to tell her to get a bra, and an industrial strength one at that. They are around her waist.
Well... I like that the shape of her hat matches the couch cushions, I guess.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 3:55pm.
If Chestica is still breastfeeding Maxipad, her tits are going to balloon up even faster, but I say she's alread starting her second trimester. Like she's starting her 4th month already I bet.
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I could have sworn I read she stopped breastfeeding because she wanted to lose weight faster. Which is kinda silly because bfeeding burns mega calories.
Still think she did diet drugs or something to lose the weight.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Sorry babe, you're not cute. You are built like a linebacker... with tits!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012