Rob Kardashian Got Botox In His Face
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Radar Online (via the National Inquirer) reports that Rita Whora-hater Rob Kardashian got the rat poison poked into his mug. Has this dipshit SEEN his step-dad? He wants that on his skull greeting people? This is the shit that happens when some whore gets pissed on in a sex tape, becomes a mega-celebrity because of it, and brings her useless relatives to TV with her. You have 25-year-olds who become so self-involved that they start imagining their faces are falling off. Nevermind your face, put a pin in that ass, power bottom!
"Rob was complaining about his face drooping and that he’s starting to look old,” an insider the National Enquirer. “Kim told him to stop whining and put his money where his mouth is. She turned him on to her trusted plastic surgeon and convinced him to go for a Botox treatment. Rob was all for it and made an appointment right away. "
What fantastic advice from a completely natural-looking young woman. She looks like a seal made out of formica. Definitely go to her guy. Ugh, the Kardashians. Why can't someone convince them that leeches are still a viable medical alternative? Why can't they all date Chris Brown when he's on his period? Why can't the Manson Family still be a thing and come to their house for a visit?
Supposedly he "walked out of the Beverly Hills office feeling like a new man and more confident than ever." My question? Does this dude have friends and can you imagine the reaction if they're not sniveling syncophants? Oh, wait. He did worry, because his "main concerns about getting Botox were having a stiff face that didn’t move and what his buddies would say." If this twat DOES have friends, I hope to fuck they clown on him for the rest of his life. I hope he gets called "Botox Rob" right up til' the deathbed. Admittedly, it's a step-up from "The Non-Factor Kardashian With Girl Ass."
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I still wanna know what this fucktard does for a living.
I see that he also has a big-ass gold Rolex.
Can I get a "G"!?!
Can I get an "A"!?!
Can I get a "Y"!?!
What does it spell?
Think about it. Three sisters? Into "sox"? Duh.
PS. He's probably fucking Kanye.
Botox at his age? Fuck, he really is a pussy, following his sisters and momager right down into the pits of hell. I keep thinking, would they all act this way if their father was still alive? The whole OJ thing notwithstanding, he seemed like a pretty down to earth guy. This shit would not fly with him. And Bruce was a big manslut back in the daywho loved the whole Hollywood scene-just showsthat bruce and pMK raisd these heathen spawn.
thanks, mickey!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I keep saying - send that whole whorrid family to Kanye's mama's plastic surgeon - He just got out of jail. There. Problem solved.
Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:40am.
Happy Birthday!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by KA on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 2:38am.
"...but i hate saying things like i wish a bomb would just drop on their house when they're all together. well now its out there - i said it."
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Ahahahaha! Thanks for my first lol of the morning. My sister is always all "Oooh, don't put that out to the universe!" But sometimes it just has to be said...
Wow. These surgeons really make a killing out there. Trying to think of another medical field in which your ethical obligations are defined by how ugly the patient feels that day.
Sarah Smile
I wish this family would be abducted by aliens. That would at least justify their being on the cover of every tabloid at the supermarket checkout.
its my birthday today! its my birthday today!!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:45pm.
Kris probably gave him an eating disorder too.
He's overcome that, by the looks of him.
Aaaand,wtf is Klhoe wearing and doing on XFactor? She has no talents?! It's a fucking talent show? Mario needs to handle that shit. Why are all of these people on Tv and online??
Oh look, it's a self-absorbed Kardashian. What are the odds?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Botox is an amazing product when used moderately by a really good practitioner at the right age. I love it and it keeps headaches away as a bonus. However, 25 is ridiculous.
Bruce is the only one with a legitimate claim to fame in this cesspool of a famewhore family, and he's become a lesbian with bad plastic surgery. Fuck you Bruce Jenner--when you join the dark side, you really fucking join. Good Fucking Gravy.
I'm so sick of this family.. It's a fuct up world we live in when these sacks of useless shit live richly while there are so many starving, under-medicated, under-educated people who had the misfortune of being born in dire circumstances, yet this guy's sister gets pissed on and now they're millionaires.. This IS the Mayan apocalypse.
Rob, ur a fucking looser,bro! U can't even overdose on drugs! U suck anus hole! Ur never going to be anyone other than a geeky brother. Just do heroine... Please.
Rob, ur a fucking looser,bro! U can't even overdose on drugs! U suck anus hole! Ur never going to be anyone other than a geeky brother. Just do heroine... Please.
Everyone in La hates these ppl! They suck so bad.. I mean this gets press. Him getting a fucking botox injection?? Fuck america!
For the last few hours, every time I come to this page, I see his face! Please post something new!
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Wait...gypsy skirts are bad?
Self-indulgent narcissistic shitbag.
So glad people look up to this family. God. (puking)
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Please stop reporting on these useless douche bags.
im not going to judge the botox because ive had it. i am going to judge him for being a douche, and being part of the worst fucking family in the world. i wish they'd all disappear but i hate saying things like i wish a bomb would just drop on their house when they're all together. well now its out there - i said it.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
He can do all the botox he wants it still doesn't change the fact that he has a face like a cats asshole.
Why does the media keep giving this assclown and his family attention? The only one who did anything to garner attention through having talent is scary looking Bruce.
How hollywood. I have no respect for this talentless loser. I'd call him a limp wristed poser who's trying to grow a vagina, but that would be an insult to all limp wristed posers who are trying to grow a vagina...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
He's definitely good looking. Just needs to get it together with exercise and making an identity for himself sepearate from being the Kardashian guy. I happened to see the show once and he just seems pampered and like his sisters coddle him and pick on him. Khloe in particular seems like she is protective of him, which I found kind of sweet idk.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 7:54pm.
Mike, you run into Parisite yet? I can have a howitzer on the next plane!
Nah. I did go to the Bar Marmont (Chateau Marmont) last night, but I didn't see anyone famous.
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Pics or it didn't happen Mike. If you cross paths with Hohan or any other hot mess, you pose for a photo with them. You can erase your face later.
Of course he feels inadequate. He's the only one without a noticeable "career" or a nose job in his family; all of his sisters got plastic surgeries before they hit 18, no wonder he feels old.
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:23pm.
Oh no no! That was SANS FARDS. I said *this* one was kinda cute. I have standards, you know :P.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:15pm.
pssst robbie, as hairy as yo' sisters are, I've seen a thinning of the hair on the back of your head already. just thought you should know that.
LOL. That's next.
I actually like Scott because he looks like he has a sense of humor. Unlike the rest of the stiff clan. I can do without Khloé's baby voice, but she's alright'ish.
PMK is one emasculating bitch, isn't she? What 25 year old guy thinks to get Botox, especially if he's a straight guy who isn't a model? Kris probably gave him an eating disorder too.
Botox at 25? That is ridiculous. Actually, Botox looks ridiculous at any age. You don't want your skin to age prematurely? Stay out of the sun!
And I am completely aware that Scott is also a douchebag, but for some reason he really cracks me up.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Doggie, how dare you insult dead scarecrows!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This bitch.
Cashew: u need to analyze the Scott Diskisks thing- that is NOT RIGHT! :((( Better to fuck a cardboard cutout of Christian Bale in American Psycho.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Khloe is passable as a person because she's not a real Kardashian. Rob is a turd burglaring window licking chunk of feces and I will pray to the sky everyday that his face develops an infection and slowly rots off over the period of several years.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So, he feels old at 25.He's as useless as tits on a bluejay. is there not one person in this family who has any one thing of value to contribute to society as a whole? disgusting.
pssst robbie, as hairy as yo' sisters are, I've seen a thinning of the hair on the back of your head already.
just thought you should know that.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Remind me again..what has he or his family done to deserve this attention?
25 and feeling old, go fuck yourself.
He is going to be in serious need of therapy, xanax and viagra on tap by the time he turns 40 if he is carrying on like this now.
Has he always looked like this or has he put on a few pounds? Could just be the photo but he is looking fuller.
When did he get so doughy?
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One nice thing to say about this particular Kardashian: Unlike his siblings he actually graduated from college even if it was the University of Spoiled Children--aka USC.
What Rob and Ali Lohan don't have is the charisma or whatever intangible factor their siblings have that generates their fame. No trips to the plastic surgeon can change this.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:47pm.
I don't think he is cute. And he probably wears the cologne I detest. I don't know the name of it, and so many men stink of it lately.
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Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
It's Beefeater.
I don't think he is cute. And he probably wears the cologne I detest. I don't know the name of it, and so many men stink of it lately.
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Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
Maybe if he stopped drinking and making himself /look/ like the loser Kardashian.
The guy has potential. He just needs to stop relying on his mama and actually start his own thing. The socks thing is meh. He should try acting or go back to college and study something proper.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:25pm.
Meh, Rob's just ugly...with his pointed elf chin, hooded eye lids, catapillar brows and semi-bulbus nose...Anyone who thinks he's cute? Imagine him with a janitor's salary and wardrobe/sense of style and no connections to fame. Still cute or just looking well placed? Discuss.
A few years ago he was passable bordering cute. Now, definitely well placed.
I don't support any of the previous posts about accepting Khloe. I will say that I would fuck Rob utterly raw, then demand money.