Lohan Got A Discount
For all you bitches who are currently having issues with the IRS (which is a lovely organization so please don't audit me for mentioning you on a gossip blog), take heart. You still have to pay but discounts are possible. Just do what Ole' Swole Lips up there did. When the dude comes to collect the check, answer the door in your hottest fishnet bodysuit with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 clutched in your claw. Grab him by the tie, yank his ass in, get on your knees, and suck that dude's dick like you were scuba diving and his cock had the oxygen. Give that guy the best head he's ever had in his life. Make him feel like you just sucked his soul out through his cock. Yes, IRS workers have souls and they're beautiful like rainbows. And watch the amount you owe get smaller!
The utterly humorless Lindsay Lohan owed the IRS $100,000 because she snorted the 2009 tax payment for her house in Encino up her nose instead of handing it over. And E! sez they let her remove her lien for $93,701.57! Don't you just love a bargain, as the Christmas Tree Shop ads in my neck of the woods used to jingle? She was able to use the $100,000 she got from yuckmouth Charlie Sheen to pay her debt, AND she had money left over to buy scratch tickets for the rest of the Lohans as Christmas presents! The rest went to Roto-Rooter. Lindsay Lohan is a financial genius! Suze Orman better watch her ass. Cuz' Lindsay misplaced a crack rock and she'll go up an ass to find it.
This doesn't mean that Lohan's checking account is ready to bloom once again (if it was, she'd find a way to harvest and smoke that shit). She still owes $133,000 for her 2010 taxes AND owes for her 2011 taxes. That's a lot of cocksucking. Her jaw's going to be in traction. I'm sure White Oprah can chip in ("I'll take the 50 dicks on the right." - Dina Lohan).
Nana Lohan, don't answer any of Lindsay's calls for the foreseeable future. That shifty bitch would totally put her granny on the corner to cover her tab.
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are you fucking kidding me? This broke joke hoarder is going on Million Dollar Decorator!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2253983/Take-peek-inside-Li...
She's going to have to suck Charlie's cock till her lips are chapped to pay him back.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 7:13pm.
I cannot get the IRS to excuse my penalties and interest they just tell me to go fuck myself (all legally and politely of course) so I can give mean head someone point me to this IRS dude, cause I really need a break!!!
There's a cottage industry of law firms that do nothing but, in exchange for ceesh if you have it or a % of the tax savings if you don't. The IRS is not really awed by peeps without lawyers.
this picture alone puts her in my 2013 deadpool...
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maybe Charlie didn't pay for the future taxes she'll be billed for 2012 cuz he made 250K gave her 100K and the rest to charity. He'll be cut a tax break for that amount.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
She's got some big cock suckin' lips. The IRS can be nerve racking if you don't have everything in order.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 7:58pm.
How much money has she earned in her life so far? Where did it go that she can't afford to pay taxes.
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ubmitted by TITS on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 7:58pm.
How much money has she earned in her life so far? Where did it go that she can't afford to pay taxes.
Best laugh - the 100k? That's income that she has to pay taxes on.
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chawlie probably covered that so she'd give a 100 net and get ''jail-free'' pass. and it would go into the 2012 tax bracket. still, 3 years left to repay if we'll include 2012.
it's not even half of what she owes. fucking vapid whore.
her injections and work must also cost quite a bundle.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
How much money has she earned in her life so far? Where did it go that she can't afford to pay taxes.
Best laugh - the 100k? That's income that she has to pay taxes on.
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I don't read any deductions (whether penalties or interest rates).
at this point whatever. it was a gift for HER earnings from Charlie Sheen.
she didn't pay a cent yet. fucking idiot.
it would be most repulsive to cut her some slack, cuz she's laughing in their face and getting away with a criminal offense and jail time. Yet again!
Oh good girl, she didn't use it to snort! You know she had to do the right thing and it would be reported whether she did use it on taxes. Meanwhile, where's a red cent from YOUR earnings YOU owe the IRS?
J Harvey, I think she has the best sense of humor!
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Isn't the IRS also looking at the money Lohan made for appearances at clubs and endorsements like that energy drink, Mr. Pink?
Come at me bitch!
I cannot get the IRS to excuse my penalties and interest they just tell me to go fuck myself (all legally and politely of course) so I can give mean head someone point me to this IRS dude, cause I really need a break!!!
I'm confused which doesn't take much these days, but if this bitch owned a house in Encino, why the fuck does she live in hotels? If she had bought a house with all the money she wasted, she could have a couple of houses. Still that would mean less nose cleaner.
If you work with the IRS and make a meaningful down payment, they'll give almost anyone a haircut. No BJ required. They just excuse the penalties or interest & penalties--you still have to pay the principal underlying tax.
I just wish they'd audit her, cuz you know she has barrels of cash income she's never reported.
Submitted by NotJelly on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:50pm.
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I'm pretty sure she gets most of her drugs for free or in exchange for blow jobs.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
when will people stop giving her 6 figure sums? in one year? she's a fucking loser! I hate her.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
ubmitted by Esteem on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 5:16pm.
She's not off the hook with the IRS. If she actually used the gift from CS to pay the first amount she was in arrears for, 2009, I think, they then applied the balance to the 2010 amount. She still owes on 2010 and 2011. No way they cut a deal for that amount of money. The penalties, maybe. What year did she get paid the 1M for the Playboy shoot?
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she got paid in 2012 for Playboy. In one check. Lump sum.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by NotJelly on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:50pm.
I'm pretty sure that Lohan's money went up her nose and to her attorney. She certainly didn't save any. She never bought a house. The address on the IRS document is a business address--probably her accountant--as counterintuitive as that sounds.
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that's a lot. and never ending shopping (she's a hoarder). her storage place costs twice as much as her 8K/month rented mansion. In which she got FREE furniture for over 200K in exchange for making an appearance at Kathy Ireland's decorating show. She never even made the appearance but took the furniture. the house is such a mess, no one can even step in it to film, like she promised for the gift.
she also made 300K for that Liz and Dick mess, and never paid the hotel mormont she was staying in. also about 6.5 k for another tv appearance. and doesn't she have a leggings company too and other endorsements? she also loaned her mother, her mother! 40K to keep her house in NY, and I'm sure it's not the first time either she loaned her an annual salary. and she parties way too often and steals or takes hotel pop tarts! she carries in her bag. what a junkie.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I thought the photo was LeAnn Rimes with new puffy lips.
She's not off the hook with the IRS. If she actually used the gift from CS to pay the first amount she was in arrears for, 2009, I think, they then applied the balance to the 2010 amount. She still owes on 2010 and 2011. No way they cut a deal for that amount of money. The penalties, maybe. What year did she get paid the 1M for the Playboy shoot? She's up shit creek and her paddle jumped ship ages ago.
See ya in the funny papers LiHo.
God she is fugly
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shit, this bitch gets another lucky break.
unfuckingbelievable. screw her.
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I'm pretty sure that Lohan's money went up her nose and to her attorney. She certainly didn't save any. She never bought a house. The address on the IRS document is a business address--probably her accountant--as counterintuitive as that sounds.
Why would anyone disfigure their lips like that? Ugh.
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Submitted by Super Stew on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:32pm.
If you think this is "graphic porn", you need to deep throat porntube. And if you don't approve of it then go away.
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Mad Dog 20/20 they still make that shit? That stuff is underage lets get drunk liquid! Her next career move is Porn right?
omg mad dog 20/20 gonna chuckle about that all day
for playboy she received 1 million, again IN ONE DAY!
this bitch works maybe 45 days a year! she's more often in court and behind bars having glamour mugshots taken there instead of magazines.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - PrettyHateMachine
The writer of this crap is disgusting.
If I wanted to read graphic porn, well, I wouldn't.
Tone down the vulgarness please. Seems to be a recurring theme with this writer.
but it's not like SHE paid for it. what did she do with her over million $ salary in 2012?
just for SM 5 she was paid 200K+100K from Charlie= 300K (IN ONE DAY!) and she'd still have 67K roughly left over for other things like rent and whatnot.
It's her legal fees mostly. each time you go to jail there's a 50K bail. multiplied by 5x it's 250K, plus $2460/hour hour lawyer fees.
even if she cleans up her act, she'll still owe money for that in years to come. But it doesn't even seem like she's taking a break from court. can't go a month without being arrested.
ETA: it's not a set 50K bail, but it's around or averaged to that, in her case(s).
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - PrettyHateMachine
I worry about shit all the time. Will my student loan be paid on time? Will I lose my job?
I need to stop. Lindsay doesn't worry about a damn thing, and nothing ever happens to her.
Submitted by amarx on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:08pm.
It's money problems like these that caused Lindsay to announce that she's suing her acting teacher for fraud: http://hollywoodandswine.com/lindsay-lohan-sues-acting-coach-for-fraud-a...
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“In several critical scenes, I was forced to resort to a trick used on the horse in the 1960’s sitcom ‘Mister Ed.’ We’d apply peanut butter to Lindsay’s gums to get her lips to move and dubbed in the voice with a better actress during post-production,” said Kramer. “And also like the star of ‘Mister Ed,’ Lohan frequently used horse tranquilizers between takes to relax.”
Hilarious.
I don't see a deal being cut either.
If anything, the IRS, banks, credit companies, loaners and such charge high interest rates if you pay just a day late. No matter who you are. They're merciless.
The caption did make my heart skip a beat and not in a good way.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. - PrettyHateMachine
It's money problems like these that caused Lindsay to announce that she's suing her acting teacher for fraud: http://hollywoodandswine.com/lindsay-lohan-sues-acting-coach-for-fraud-a...
Andy Marx
I read her tax bill was the $93,000+ for that year and she applied the balance of Sheen's "gift" to another year - not that the IRS cut a deal with her.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:40pm.
Yo Dina, Gene Simmons called. He wants his boots back.
I don't believe this tax story either.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:47pm.
This is a lie, just like every other bullshit to spew from her camp.
It totally is. Once you're on their radar they nevah, I repeat: NE VAH leave your ass alone. They'll dig you up, open your coffin and pull the joorie off your cold dead bones.. no lie.
This is a lie, just like every other bullshit to spew from her camp.
I just can't believe that the IRS is amenable to settling for 97% of a debt. They expect payment in full PLUS interest and penalties. They have thrown people -- CELEBS -- in JAIL. And all of a sudden they're giving discounts and not even keeping the change?
BULLSHIT.
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:29pm.
The IRS probably figured they had a better chance of getting paid a lesser amount before she goes back to jail.
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Nope. They'd just wait until she got paroled then garnish whatever wages she makes. One condition of parole is usually getting a job and they don't care what it is. If it means getting a job at a fast food place, then they make you do it or they violate you and back you go. The fact that you're sitting around waiting for a new movie role that's just around the corner carries no weight.
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*Changes name to Lindsay Lohan* *Robs a bank*
The IRS probably figured they had a better chance of getting paid a lesser amount before she goes back to jail. Ali looks terrible in that xmas pic, sads.
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So disappointed. I guess the IRS knows when to cut bait.
Oddly enough, I went to high school with the current commissioner of the IRS (seriously nice dude, IIRC). If I see him at the next reunion, I'm going to stumble up to him and slur my incredibly erudite opinion regarding Lohan's financial shenanigans. That is, of course, if I can still say the word "shenanigans". Or "taxes".
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Ophelia, that link!!!
Ali looks like a Zombie.!! What is going on with her?
This is an old picture. She has red hair now.
Fuck this loser. I just want to see her rotting in jail.
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damn...the crack is taking it's toll on lilo's face...
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Wow she looks like shit!
"the IRS (which is a lovely organization so please don't audit me for mentioning you on a gossip blog)" LOL!
Those lips!!!!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:40pm.
I clicked on your link and ended up on the Faces of Meth page. Oh. That's the Lohans. Same thing.
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yup. not only has her money gone bye-bye's but her looks have too.
now tell me this pic doesn't just warm the cockles of your cold hearts ?
Wonder if WO sent out one of those braggy family newsletters with her xmas cards, because it's been a banner year for those Lohans...
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/27/lindsay-lohan-family-christmas-tree-photo-...
I don't normally hate crackies, I usually either feel bad for them or am scared of them.
This one I do hate.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:18pm.
I hope we can all find solace in the fact that her face looks like it does.
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Truth. I know it's frustrating to see her "get away" with all the shit she does and it's not fair and it is bullshit but I mean come on....She's Lindsay Lohan. Her life sucks. Big time. She's known the world over as a joke, she can't act, nobody takes her seriously, she looks like complete gutter trash, and her home life is a disaster. I don't feel sorry for her but if anyone is worried about her not getting what is coming to her....it's already there. Her life is shit and she's living no dream, I assure you.
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