Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Precious from Passions

Fuck Downton Abbey. If you really want to see critically acclaimed, riveting, classy drama all you needed to do was watch Passions, one of the greatest TV shows of all time and it’s TRUE star was Precious the orangutan!

Precious was a nurse hired by Beth (remember when she dressed as a clown and kept Sheridan trapped in a pit?) to care for her mother, and bitch was too cheap to get a human so she got a monkey instead. Precious quickly fell in love with the stunning Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald (yes, that was his name) and kept having romantic fantasies about him, as seen in this beautiful montage when Precious was being taken to jail!

Passions was particularly hot because they fucking submitted the monkey for a Daytime Emmy. Bitch didn’t win, which was a shame because she was better than half the cast.

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