Thursday, December 27th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Wilson Cruz (39)
Hayley Williams (24)
Pleasure P (28)
Alice Kim (28)
Emilie de Ravin (31)
Javine (31)
Masi Oka (38)
Chyna (41)
Bill Goldberg (46)
Eva LaRue (46)
Salman Khan (47)
Theresa Randle (48)
Joe Mantello (50)
Maryam D'Abo (52)
Tovah Feldshuh (60)
Terry Bozzio (62)
Gerard Depardieu (64)
Mick Jones (68)
Cokie Roberts (69)

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dorian_graye's picture
Submitted by dorian_graye on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 10:47am.

Wilson Cruz = Papi

Submitted by PDQ on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:14pm.

Look at the size of that thumb on Wilson Cruz! You know what they say about the size of a man's thumb.......

Aiiii Papi!!!

Gardening Girl's picture
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 6:52pm.

Who is this twinkie?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by ness1030 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 6:43pm.

Note to EVERY FUCKING BODY....stop taking stupid ass pictures of youselves in your goddamn bathrooms and posting them, nobody GIVES A FUCK!!! Cheesus....

Honeythorn's picture
Submitted by Honeythorn on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 6:05pm.

Eisenhower High School's finest Alum. Wilson Cruz is bangin!!!! Happy Birthday from the I.E.!

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:57pm.

happy berfday hotmami!
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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:44pm.

Who are all these tricks? I know I'm old, but I recognize only four BD horz here. HB to the DListers having birthdays. Chyna seems older than 41.

CashewTime.'s picture
Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:49pm.

Happy Bday IF and Hotmami! You both seem like awesome ladies and I hope you have a great time *throws confetti .* (Hey Hotmami-we're only 6 mos apart -I've already begun to sigh :/).

And of course, happy birthday Ricky!!! Jordan ain't got nothing on you.

ETA: And Salman Khan-happy bday to your cute roidy ass!

IrishFury's picture
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:28pm.

Thank you all for the birfday wishes, yes, even you Dog, with your side-eyed niceness! Whamish - 8pm?

Am still homebound, this damn flu has me too exhausted to be able to leave but I've got my tennis channel on so all is well. And I got some loverly gifts. Mr Fury still being Mr Mom and Dad and is being my rock as usual.

Happy birthday to you too hotmami!!

Have a great day slores n whores!

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Dark-sided!

Esteem's picture
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:17pm.

Happy Birthday to IF - you hot Irish slut (the nice kind of slut, mind you -- I hope you are feeling better and what a prince you married, taking care of you all).

Happy Birthday to Hotmami - you hot military ho (the nice kind of ho, mind you -- I hope you are safe and stay safe, thank you for your service, and I hope your newest year of life brings less strife with the daddy of your son, so you can see him more).

Happy birthday to the rest of the sluts on the list, although, like most of you, I only recognize a few.

fauve's picture
Submitted by fauve on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:44pm.

Happy Birthday hot sluts IF and Hotmami!

It does look like Rickie did something to his nose since MSCL.

Anita Bidet's picture
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:28pm.

While working for UPS 15 years ago i once delivered a package to cokie roberts' house

Chris Knight's picture
Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:27pm.

since when alice kim is a celebrity?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:11pm.

Happy Birthday IF and Hotmami!!!

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Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:06pm.

Whoopsie. HB Hotmami, too!

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:03pm.

Happy Birthday Irish Fury!!! Hope you feel better
Happy Birthday HotMami!!!!
Wishing you both a wonderful day.

kate773's picture
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:47pm.

And HB to Hotmami as well....you also share Savannah Guthrie's birthday. I only know that because they made a big ass deal today on Today.

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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:46pm.

Happy birthday IF!!

LoCoJo's picture
Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:43pm.

Wilson's nose seems too small for his face. Has he had work done?

TelevisedRevolution's picture
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:38pm.

damn, usually i recognize sombody before i get to the sixties...

HB Mick Jones, Hotmami and Irish Fury!

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God don't like ugly.

Dog's picture
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:48pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:11pm.

Irish Fury (43)

^^^^^^^^^^

Attention whore. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say that? I meant OLD Attention Whore. There, that's better.

Happy Barfday, Fossil Face!

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:47pm.

Happy Birthday Irish Fury and Hotmami! I hope you both have a fantastic day!

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Submitted by elegantlady on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:41pm.

HB IF!!!
Today would've been my Grand's 99th.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:40pm.

Happy birthday to Terry Bozzio!!! Spring Session M was teh bomb!

Happiest of birthday gropes to Irish and Hottie as well!!!

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Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:27pm.

I first knew Terri B from UK, then Missing Persons. Happy birthday Irish & HotMami!

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:03pm.

Happy Birthday, IF!

And to me.:) 29. *sigh*

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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life

But.Seriously.Folks's picture
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:54am.

Hmmmmm...oblong nips.

Happy birthday, Furious one!

Sayonara's picture
Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:53am.

Happy Birthday to all especially Theresa Randle and Tovah Feldshuh.

Jersey Strong

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:46am.

happy berfday irish fury!
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Roseanne Barr

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:39am.

Happy birthday Irish Fury.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:25am.

Impressive Wilson Cruz but I prefer your Ricky look back on "My So-Called Life". Not a fan of muscles.

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louise_brooks's picture
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:14am.

Happy birthday, IF!

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:07am.

Happy Birthday, IF!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Bigbendy's picture
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:06am.

Hey Irish, happy birthday you old hag. Haha you know I love you. I hope Mr. Fury does you right today and puts on a good show for. You in his Koala swimwear. Whoop whoop!

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:06am.

Happy Birfday, IrishFury! Hope you have a good one! (you still sick?)

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:11am.

Terry Bozzio......I remember seeing Missing Persons back in 83...Walkin in LA, walkin in LA, nobody walks in LA.

Mick Jones.....solid musician but sorry, Foreigner sucked.

little_rascal's picture
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:58am.

Happy birthday to our Irish Fury! xoxo

HB to Gerard Depardieu!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:14am.

Happy Bday to my fake cyber girlfriend!! 43 years sexy:) Have a great day Ms Fury, see you at 7? ;)

Edit...don't listen to Bendy :) :P

Persistent Cat's picture
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:41am.

Narcissism at its finest right there. Self-taken bathroom photo released to the innernet.

Chyna's only 41??? Really??

IrishFury's picture
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:41am.

Irish Fury (43)

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Dark-sided!

RandéSleepover's picture
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:15am.

Dépardieu is not long for this world. Dude does not look well at all. I'd guess a major boozer.

Wonder how K-town hostess Kim is doing with nutty Cage?

MissJaneTexas's picture
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:53am.

HBD Emilie De Raven , Gerard Depardieu, Hayley William and Chyna. The only people I know on this list.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Doll-Parts's picture
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:47am.

HB Gerard and a WHODAFUK? to everyone else.

Everyone in the world- cease and desist with cellular self-portraity. It makes you seem desperate and fug.

"DThis world is a whore."

agirl's picture
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:46am.

Damn, Rickie!

Ophelias evil twin's picture
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:06am.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:33am.

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hahahah! got my bozzios mixed up! well...gaga STILL wishes she was as hot as terry too...:)

you better believe it baby! hehehe
http://terrybozzio.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/photos/untitled-11.jpg

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:03am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:11am.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:57am.
terry bozzio..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDly1Oc_P4

gaga WISHES she was this hot...

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do you mean Dale letinstar ? Terry was the hubby.

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hahahah! got my bozzios mixed up! well...gaga STILL wishes she was as hot as terry too...:)

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Green Tea Latte's picture
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:00am.

Um WHO? x 20...

Happy Bday Hayley...solely for "The Only Exception" beautiful song...

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Mr. Mercury ♥

Hekki's picture
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:56am.

He's gross.

Happy Birfday to Cokie Roberts.

oceanlover998's picture
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:44am.

...hey kate I only recognize 4 of these people...

...and the only Tovah that really matters ends in Borgnine...

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Ophelias evil twin's picture
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:41am.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:57am.
terry bozzio..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDly1Oc_P4

gaga WISHES she was this hot...

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do you mean Dale letinstar ? Terry was the hubby.

LOL @ "Cokie".. White Oprah should have named Lindsay that ;)

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