Afternoon Crumbs

Michael Musto pays homage to Angie Jolie’s famewhoring leg, looks like the Benjamin Button baby of Stockard Channing and Grumpy Cat while doing so – Towleroad

Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were all in Park City, UT together. Worst slumber party/orgy ever! – Lainey Gossip

These Stephanie Seymour beach pictures just aren’t the same without her doing the kissing pretzel with her son – Hollywood Tuna 

Yes, I’m mad at that car for not releasing its emergency break before running over The Difficult Brown – IDLYITW

They don’t call her ASSlee Simpson for nothing – Drunken Stepfather

For Anne Hathaway’s next trick, she’s going to make her husband file for divorce so she can get Oscar sympathy votes. I’m not kidding. – Celebitchy

Aly & AJwearing John Travolta’s favorite onesie – Popoholic

Leighton Meester doing the “yes, this crack was born in prison, bitch” pose back in April –The Superficial 

Jennifer Garner SANS FARDS – Celebslam

Something to soothe your never-ending holiday hangover: PUPPIES IN THE SNOW! – OMG Blog

Versace used up all the Crisco and Photoshop for their latest ad starring Kate Moss – Hollywood Rag

Dear Brandi Analglanville and Eddie Cibrian, this is how split up parents are supposed to act – Popsugar

Hide the candy laxatives, LeAnn Rimes is hanging out with Eddie Cibrian’s kids again – Just Jared

That picture looks like the Cryptkeeper’s family tree – Cityrag

If Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus really did get hitched, then we’d hear his entire family wailing all the way from Australia over the fact that they’re now tied to the Cyrus family indefinitely – I’m Not Obsessed